1. Raith Rovers season ticket left in back of a cab.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:38 (sixteen years ago)
2. Can't get the hang of new toaster, ends up burning everything.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:39 (sixteen years ago)
3. Awful tailback on the road into Kirkaldy, every single day.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:40 (sixteen years ago)
Go wrong
― See the majority? Where's the majority? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:40 (sixteen years ago)
4. Front row noticeably nodding off during first paid lecturing gig.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:41 (sixteen years ago)
5. England win World Cup
― See the majority? Where's the majority? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:41 (sixteen years ago)
6. Blair wants to go for a pint.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:42 (sixteen years ago)
7. Proclaimers comeback tour cancelled.
― Coalition (Remix) (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:43 (sixteen years ago)
8 sympathy handjob from kirsty wark interrupted by emergence of cthulhu
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:43 (sixteen years ago)
9. Piers Moron invites him on his show
10. Autobiography released the same day as the new J.K. Rowling
― Coalition (Remix) (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:44 (sixteen years ago)
11. Sarah not keen on being the middle of human centipede
― tomofthenest, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:44 (sixteen years ago)
12. Still PM when World Cup winning England team flies back in for public victory rally.
― Coalition (Remix) (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:45 (sixteen years ago)
13. Takes Sarah down to the park, specifically to feed the ducks, gets there, and there are no ducks.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:46 (sixteen years ago)
14 script happy doctors desert him, starts drinking turps instead
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:47 (sixteen years ago)
15. Wind changes, smile stuck
― See the majority? Where's the majority? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:48 (sixteen years ago)
16 existential crisis involving ducks causes him to visit flaky italian american psychiatrist
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:49 (sixteen years ago)
17. Mistaken for Susan Boyle while out shopping.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:50 (sixteen years ago)
18. Fall-back job in jeopardy when Jeanette Kranky nixes the idea of a comeback tour.
― Vision Creation Mansun (NickB), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 14:50 (sixteen years ago)
19. Becomes subject of a new political-lite comedy movie called "B. (Buh(".
― village idiot (dog latin), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)
20. feels terrible guilt for paving way for george osborne's immiseration program
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:04 (sixteen years ago)
21. Producers of Glee reject his spec script for an episode based around the songs of Ewan MacColl.
― Meowsy McDermott, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:05 (sixteen years ago)
22. had 20 quid on scholesy making the 30
― Black IP's (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:09 (sixteen years ago)
21. Panini sticker album ruined after Didier Drogba is accidentally stuck in the space meant for Didier Zokora.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:14 (sixteen years ago)
24. The AIDS.
― Meowsy McDermott, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:14 (sixteen years ago)
25. Gillian Duffy tops the chart with a cover of Blue Mink's 'Melting Pot'
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:17 (sixteen years ago)
Topless pap photos from holiday in Berwick.
― argosgold (AndyTheScot), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:27 (sixteen years ago)
26. Obv.
― argosgold (AndyTheScot), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:28 (sixteen years ago)
27. arrives at post-office Labour tree house, but Hewitt and Hoon have painted a 'No Gordons' sign on the front door. Gordon Banks then leans out of the window guffawing.
― mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 16:43 (sixteen years ago)
28. David Cameron and Nick Clegg get the Arctic Monkeys in for a Downing Street guerrilla gig.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 17:15 (sixteen years ago)