Hair or Sex?

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One of the weekend's hot topics, brought up by a particularly vacuous Sunday paper article was: which do women think about more? Their hair or sex? I think in the article sex won. I think about how my hair looks during sex and about sex when I am in the hairdresser. So which occupies your thoughts more?

― Emma, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Men can't think about sex in the hairdressers because that cloth that gets draped over you might shift about rather noticeably.

― Tom, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

long hair + sex = DUD.

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Tom, that is why they give you magazines in the hairdressers.

― Emma, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

I can remember, very well strangely enough at an early adolescent age having my hair cut by a particularly buxom young lady, who could not help but lean into me with her said buxomness. It was a very confusing time... I don't really remember how good the haircut was.

― Martin, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

I think about my hair probably 20 hours a day. Sex I only think about when I'm talked to about it, 90% of the time. So it's obviously going to be my hair, but I think that everyone expected that answer from me. I'm thinking about my hair right now, honestly.

― Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

In the past, having sex has made me think about hair in rather unpleasant manners.

Oh, damn. That's pretty unacceptable, isn't it?

― David Raposa, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Sex wins. I very rarely think about my hair, since it doesn't have the capacity to do very much. But I'm not a girl, so this answer is rather irrelevant.

― Ally C, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

I only think about potato

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

"Never in my sickest dreams did I think I'd have a chance to hump the inner child of a angel like you."

I once attempted to use the Spark's Bone-Easy™ Sex Acquisition Software but they weren't so good.

What was more successful was the time we came up with the worst possible lines and used them. Who'd have thought that my "I'm drunk!" and "I'm desperate!" lines would be so (relatively) successful?

― Greg, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

And that is the wrong thread.

― Greg, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Greg, BESAS just gave me, "That's a nice butt. You sellin' timeshares?" The is officially the BEST PICKUP LINE EVER.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

I can't remember where I saw it, but "Is that a keg in your back pocket, because I'd love to TAP THAT ASS!" is a nice line.

― Greg, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Chewbacca.
Ever seen the magazine "HAIR", featuring women with chest hair, facial hair, leg hair, pit hair, etc.? GAH!

― Nude Spock, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Uh oh: N.Spock has (deliberately?) veered the discussion towards territory where my brane and instincts are no longer steady and or acceptable...

― mark s, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

I would add to the conversation, but I'm too busy running for the hills.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

I'm still thinking about my hair, btw.

― Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Now I'm thinking about sex. Bugger. I gotta put these pictures away.

― Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

"Ever seen the magazine "HAIR", featuring women with chest hair, facial hair, leg hair, pit hair, etc.?"

ARRG!,/b> As Ben Kingsley says in Sexy Beast: "No no no no no no NO! No no no no no no NO!"

But, yeah, having my hair cut by a woman is ever so slightly erotic. Sometimes.

― DavidM, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Hmmm. David M doth v obviously protest too much, re chiXoR with gorgeous sleek- shaggy cheek-pelt Mmmmmmm...
― mark s, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

― Code Police, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Is this the wack libido code, or the italic sloshed-all-down-the-thread code, RT?

And if the latter how exactly is "/b" going to help?

― mark s, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

What italics? There was bold sloshing down the thread, so I stopped it with a </b>.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

What about me? I think about having sex with boys with good hair ALL THE DAMN TIME. I never think about my own hair. I mean, clearly, have you seen my latest bleachjob?

― Kate the Saint, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

It's ironic that I spend so much less time thinking about my hair than about sex, and yet I have so much more of the former than the latter...or is that just Alanis-irony?

― Dave M., Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

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