Chocolate vs cheese

there's no such thing as a drink called 'hot cheese'

ween?

both please!

http://www.quasars-p3.com/images/products/tripplechocolatecheesecake.jpg

Here is my compromise answer, CREAM CHEESE BROWNIES, a coalition that gets results:

http://www.dessertsbyhelen.com/images/product-photos/cream-cheese-brownies.jpg

^^^Just pulled a recipe for this OH FUCK HERE COMES FAT ARSE.

its not wrong to get a little aroused by cheesecake, is it? cuz that picture i posted kinda turns me on.

I blame theobromides.

http://www.coffeeandvanilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/blue-cheese-pears-chocolate.jpg

i have less self-control when it comes to cheese. whenever i buy a hunk of it, it does not stick around very long.

but i am one of those gals who get all cathy-like about chocolate at certain times of the lunar schedule. *tmi*

chocolate if only because i never end up having to throw bits of it away that have hardened, mouldified etc.

http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/1998-03-23.gif

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_M15dOt13ZGs/SQ3Qnrg1tkI/AAAAAAAAAmM/hk4y4u0Cj5E/s800/cathy-30rock.jpg

Cheese > Cheese > Cheese > Cheese > Crap Cheese >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chocolate

cheese stinks

is one of its many fabulous qualities

chocolate cheesecake is too much ime, but oreo cookie cheesecake pwns all.

have not yet managed to get into cheese in a big way, i think it's something you can only do when you get over 40 and you needs something to drown out the smell of yr own gouty feet perhaps

my feet smell of lilacs so that would explain things.

it kinda raises more question than it answers imo

cheese

http://www.chupaqueso.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/chocolate-jalapeno.jpg

there's no such thing as a drink called 'hot cheese'

― Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 8:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and let's all thank the heavens for this.

and yet, there IS chocolate fondue.

chocolate is one of the best things in the whole world, and yet cheese is still better! amazing.

cheese in cooking- yeah great.

but in the natural state it's chocolate tbh.

Wait isn't there a cheese that you put in hot coffee? We must consider all the angles here before reaching a decision.

sometimes I just get a big squeeze bottle of cheez whiz and a medium size bottle of hershey's syrup and tilt my head back and just go to work

I love chocolate both sweet and savory but cheese still wins the day.

laurel apparently that's called 'kaffeost' and it's finnish. tuomas to thread?

Wait isn't there a cheese that you put in hot coffee?

what the hell

xp: curiously that explains a lot of things

ugh best educational system in the OECD my ass

Okay a little more digging reveals that it's a Finnish cheese but that putting it into coffee is a Swedish practice, so I'm back to "what the hell"

http://billykangas.blogspot.com/2009/02/kaffeost-coffee-cheese.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcL9AkAfTl0

wauw, fast forward to 0:40

the flies buzzing round indicate something is seriously amiss

that is a fuckton of cheese to put in yr coffee

they started selling this at the wine store i go to and my initial reaction was GAHHHHH. the dude at the wine store said it was "very highly rated" and i went "GAHHHHH!"

http://starwine.biz/store/images/chocovine.jpg

I'm not even a big food person and my reaction to all of this is "why are ppl always trying to ruin food ;_;"

if you need another way of settling the debate...

chocolate island:
http://www.smbhq.com/users/guides/chocalate.bmp

cheese bridge:
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/A218kDeyOJU/0.jpg
(pay no attention to soda lake)

Wine and chocolate in a bottle! What will they think of next?

that is a fuckton of cheese to put in yr coffee

― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 10:21 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

this post implies there is a right amount of cheese to put in coffee

There is: zero

minus figures tbh, just to be safe

tryin to think of a possibility where coffee and cheese might work, and i'm really only coming up with the green mile tbh

cheese stinks

― I had gained ten lewis (ledge), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 8:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mmmmn, pungent cheese, delicious

I'm hoping it'll be a clean sweep for cheesy goodness.

"tryin to think of a possibility where coffee and cheese might work"

coffee cheesecake!

(its my answer for everything)

Chocolate + everything that will ever exist >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(continues forever)> cheese.

But everything that will ever exist includes cheese, surely

Not if DavidM has his way by the sound of it.

This is a tough call, but I could do without chocolate forever easier than I could do without cheese forever. No lasagna, no cheeseburgers, no pizza, no thanks.

throwing a fondue party = urinary tract infection

Provolone? That's not a present, that's like giving your wife an iron for your anniversary so she can get your shirts done faster and wondering why she doesn't appreciate how much FREE TIME that will give her.

Provolone is for meatball subs and dishes where cheese isn't supposed to TASTE like anything. It's the opposite of luxurious, decadent, all the things that sexy presents have to be.

those bastards at urbandictionary havent beaten us there yet, but they are painfully close:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fondue+party

what if the iron was made out of chocolate?

I like chocolate. I adore cheese.

was wondering why I never got a 2nd date after I brought Laurel a monterey jack corsage

Contrary to pop belief, jalepeno is not an upgrade, so don't even think about it.

you don't want to see the garter I had in mind for the wedding, I take it

Showing results for cheese grater. Search instead for cheese garter

lol I did the same thing

"but if you make a habit of giving your wife cheese, you will rightly be divorced for your bizarre cheese fetish"

top two things that maria says to me around 10 p.m.:

"do we have any chocolate?"

"do we have any cheese?"

so i'm good either way.

When I do the shopping, I come home with Surprise French Cheese. When Croatia does the shopping, he comes home with Surprise Cadbury Bars.

Croatia?

Surprise Boyfriend.

whatever serbia makes, croatia spends on clothes!!!

Surprise Boyfriend.

??? How does that work? Did you just wake up next to him and say, "How do you do?" And he replied, "Surprise, I'm your new bf."

^^^ I am pretty sure I saw this movie in the early 90s

Or does that just mean that when you send him to the store for St Marcellin or whatever, he comes back and says, "Surprise! Chocolate!"

Did you just wake up next to him and say, "How do you do?" And he replied, "Surprise, I'm your new bf."

It's like you were THERE.

pakistan won't ask for directions except when he's gotta buy chocolate for his wife, india!

Lichtenstein? I hardly knew him!

russia can't get enough espn. georgia can't get enough shoes!

^^^ I am pretty sure I saw this movie in the early 90s

weekend at boyfriend's

surprise boyfriend starring patrick dempsey. i saw that one.

BOTH

http://sleevage.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/ween_chocolate_cheese_fr.jpg

after some thinking I gotta say chocolate. there have been too many times in my life when I have bought a nice and expensive hunk of really tasty and fragrant cheese, gone home, had a few bites, and then let it languish in the fridge for the rest of eternity. he who visits my house will find a trove of fermented milkfat eternally young, right next to the five year old tub of margarine and bottle of expired antibiotics.

btw I have never heard of a chocolate that may cause personal injury to the face:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu

Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed,[1][7] diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping.

love is irrational, dyao

diners hold their hands above the sandwich

a rare recent example of trochaic pentameter

All you chocolate haterz miserable at Easter? No fear:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yARMAhlXvdY/Sfml0DwGCVI/AAAAAAAAAm4/sUT5SdxxtPQ/s1600-h/MATTRESS059.jpg

A handy tip

OK, the idea of maggots leaping is skeeving me out.

The idea of them nestling in ones guts, even more so. Can I unread that wiki entry pls?

PS cheese u fules. Also, if a bf gave me some kind of awesome cheese as a gift, I would be delighted in his strangeness and his noticing of my love of all things cheesy and there would be much lovin. So there, j0hn.

if there was a chocolate bar called 'challops' you'd all be addicts tbh

I eat chocolate maybe once a week. Cheese every day. It's a pretty easy call for me.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

My husband, one night in our early courtship, brought me a brie and a bottle of scotch as a gift = wayyyy better than chocolate imo.

Cheese, but I don't get into sweets.

I'd find agreement in the ask a puppy thread I bet.

Or maybe not but that would mean tragedy

Just now seeing this thread -- another vote for cheese.

I'm so glad I'm not alone in my love for all things savoury <3

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

1st gis result for cheese ftw:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3392/3424828226_343dc676c3.jpg

http://twoladiesinwaiting.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/easy-cheese1.jpg

http://www.artisanalcheese.com/images/cheeseOTM_250.jpg

Well done ILX, crackers and camembert all round.

Totally going to the grocery store to buy cheese now.

Happy Shavuot, cheese-peeps!

I actually had just finished snacking on a bit of fancy euro creamcheese with chives and garlic before I clicked on this thread!

I FORGOT 2 BUY THE CHEESE >:0

(also fuk u indian food from a jar i just made u have way too much tomato paste I SHOULD HAVE COULD HAVE GORGED ON CHEESE)