"Cannot Be Overstated"

Come off it. Yes it can.

Jeff Gaspin, the chairman of NBC Universal Television Entertainment, said in a statement: “The full measure of the collective contributions made by Dick Wolf and his ‘Law & Order’ franchise over the last two decades to the success of NBC and Universal Media Studios cannot be overstated. The legacy of his original ‘Law & Order’ series will continue to make an impact like no other series before.”

let me overstate that for you:

Jeff Gaspin, the chairman of NBC Universal Television Entertainment, said in a statement: “The collective contributions made by Dick Wolf and his ‘Law & Order’ franchise over the last two decades to the success of NBC and Universal Media Studios are comparable to God's relationship to creation. NBC would be showing random YouTubes of people talking about politics were it not for Dick Wolf. He is not 'like' a father to us. He is Our Father.

in this thread we help writers who think that something cannot be overstated see the error of their ways

hahaha this makes for a good ILXsearch

Alex in NYC all appearing 3 times on the first page

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2972558/Chris-Evans-pays-12million-for-a-Ferrari-250-GTO.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

RM Auctions, which sold the car on behalf of a Japanese collector, refused to say Evans was the buyer, over "client confidentiality".

But boss Max Girardo said: "The exclusivity of Ferrari's 250 GTO cannot be overstated.

"We are pleased to have been able to unite this exceptional car with a new and immensely enthusiastic owner."

RONG

RM Auctions, which sold the car on behalf of a Japanese collector, refused to say Evans was the buyer, over "client confidentiality".

But boss Max Girardo said: "The exclusivity of Ferrari's 250 GTO is more rare than footage of jackelopes performing Alvin Ailey's seminal piece 'Revelations' as a backdrop to Margaret Thatcher burning her bra while being sexually ravaged by a curiously uninvolved Phyllis Schlafly. Its exclusivity is so strongly protected that even looking at a picture of this car will cause a strikeforce to teleport into your home and remove your kneecaps; that is how singularly exceptional this car is. The unlikeliness of even standing in this car's presence is so strong that doing so warps reality to the point where your children will retroactively have been born with their mouths and anuses switched.

"We are pleased to have been able to unite this exceptional car with a new and immensely enthusiastic owner."

dick wolf. funny name.

xpost I see a long a lolful career ahead for you in the Office of the Overstater, sir

shd have renamed it the GTFO, 9.7/10

... why would I have done that

the value of turning meaningless corporate logos into smutty internet acronyms cannot be overstated

"at the current point in time, turning meaningless corporate logos into smutty internet acronyms is a project which all governments of good will must work towards, a project the importance of which exceeds any efforts humanity might make to protect the Earth's environment, to address the crippling imbalances of poverty facing the developing world, or to cure herpes."

the gulf between Noodle Vague's comprehension of this thread's premise and LJ's non-comprehension of this thread's premise is vaster that the combined length of the Grand Canyon, Great Wall of China, Mississippi River and Long Dong Silver's cock

aw man, it would have been a nice touch, just saying

the niceness of the touch would have been greater than stephen garza experienced upon first sinking an index finger into his gf's beautiful tit flesh

okay fucking ouch

I don't know where else to say this but did you guys know Long Dong Silver was British cause I didn't

I didn't, either!

No, but all the pornos I saw in the LDS era were dubbed into Dutch anyway

... well that makes sense

Sometimes the women had accents like Lady Penelope out of Thunderbirds

The Latter Day Saints era?

More, Mon! (MFFFFFFFF)

one mental image I really needed today was Dutch Mormon pr0n, so thank you to all of you

my pleasure is limited only by the stinging sensation caused by smacking yourself in the crotch with a morningstar and soaking in a bath of lemon juice

such pleasures cannot be overstated

I thought Long Dong Silver was from the Bahamas.