Tucker Carlson is a dream boat (UPDATE: Tucker Carlson is an irredeemable asshole)

Not my type, really.

Plus, I have always felt he was trying to steal George Will's thunder with the bow tie schtick.

http://espn.go.com/i/mlb/profiles/players/6394.jpg

OUCH!!

RIP

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/msnbc/tucker_canceled_other_programming_changes_ahead_79352.asp?c=rss

plum tuckered out cunt.

but-but-but whose bow tie will I direct my burning rage toward now?

sucks, his show actually became watchable these last few months.

Agreed, but my hope is that this means Rachel Maddow will finally get her own TV show! *crosses fingers*

I hope he stays in DC for a while so I still have a chance to randomly spot him across the street, run through four lanes of traffic, leap over a beggar and break his insipid jaw into seven thousand granules with a single left hook

otherwise I guess I'll see the little shit in hell

Oh well, I guess it's David Gregory instead. I wish he would co-host with Tony Snow.

lol angry

ann coulter is pretty

David Gregory is a dream boat

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david gregory's such a bad ass. the way he would occasionally ask a question of tony snow twice! or maybe even a follow-up!

shoulda been maddow.

Home at Cato:

"I've admired the Cato Institute since I first read its publications, passed around like samizdat on my college campus," said Carlson of his new affiliation. "When I moved to Washington, I discovered that my impression of Cato had been right: The people I met there were some of the smartest, bravest and most interesting in the city. While others are blinded by expedience or group think, Cato stands on principle, always. I'm honored to be affiliated with it."

Carlson will use his initial time with Cato to focus on writing a book on the state of the American polity. Through other writings as well as media and public speaking appearances, he will also seek to educate the broader public about how the libertarian philosophy differs from the standard liberal and conservative orthodoxies embodied in the two main U.S. political parties.

Somehow I had missed Nat Hentoff had ended up there too.

he is white and has a penis.

― anthony, Monday, July 8, 2002 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

btw

I like how, in context, that reads like it's supposed to make him more like Halle Berry.

Does that guy's body go on for ever? I'm imagining it ending in some kind of Jabba the Hut tail.

― Graham, Monday, July 8, 2002 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i wonder if graham finally did see another person naked

It was ironic, in a way, that it would be the Daily Caller that published e-mails from Journolist. A few weeks ago, its editor, Tucker Carlson, asked if he could join the list. After asking other members, I said no, that the rules had worked so far to protect people, and the members weren't comfortable changing them.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2010/06/on_journolist_and_dave_weigel.html
In any case, Journolist is done now.

lol.

Glenn Greenwald
6:23 PM (1 hour ago)

Hi Tucker - I'm interested in the remarks you made today about Iran; specifically, that it "deserves to be annihilated" ( http://thinkprogress.org/security/2012/02/22/430302/tucker-carlson-iran-annihilated/ ). I have a few questions about that:

(1) Do you have any specific ideas for how Iran should be annihilated? Do you favor a ground invasion, or a nuclear attack, or carpet bombing or something else? I realize you included the caveat that we should assess what effect it would have on energy prices, but assuming that's not an impediment, how should the annihiliation be achieved?

(2) Given your history of being a vocal proponent of American wars, have you ever considered enlistening and fighting in any of the wars you favor? I'm not suggesting that's an obligation for war advocacy: i'm just genuinely curious if you have considered it, and if so, why haven't you done it?

(3) When formulating your thoughts about annihilation, did you give any thought to how many Iranians would be killed from that? Do you have any idea of how many would die? Is there some number that's unacceptable to you?

Thanks -

Glenn Greenwald
SALON

________________

Tucker Carlson
6:25 PM (1 hour ago)

This is so dumb on so many levels I can't respond on my iPhone. What's your number? I'll call.

oh my god i hate both of them. i guess when gg complains that the media is too subservient this is what he thinks they should be doing. holy shit.

I'm not suggesting that's an obligation for war advocacy: i'm just genuinely curious if you have considered it, and if so, why haven't you done it?

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. i guess when gg complains that the media is too subservient this is what he thinks they should be doing.

this is exactly what they should be doing!

i think they should ask questions that the answers matter to, not leading questions designed to titillate your blogspot readership

This nimrod says Iran should be annihilated and then says he "misspoke"? Last week Diane Sawyer and Brian Ross practically begged Iran to attack us in the Strait of Hormuz.

he's also terrible, but asking him why he never thought to serve in the military is such a groaningly transparent question

i think they should ask questions that the answers matter to, not leading questions designed to titillate your blogspot readership

As to the first part of your sentence, he did; as for the second part, c'est la guerre.

if gg was more honest he would've sent him these three questions instead:

1. Are you a secret psychopath?
2. When did you stop being a secret psychopath?
3. Are you a chickenhawk?

That's not titillation: that's tantric Stingsex.

to whom does the answer to the chickenhawk question matter? it's scoring a political point.

BREAKING NEWS: Tucker Carlson Admits He 'Never Seriously Considered' Serving in Army

haters be hatin'

I've always been pretty surprised by how many people actually email GG back given his track record up putting up email exchanges on the web without asking them.

I find Greenwald admirable and annoying in equal measure but he isn't the first smug, sanctimonious egotist to do invaluable political work. It comes with the territory.

he says in his column that Carlson asked for part of this to be kept off the record and he complied.

xp

Morbz, I don't object to anything you've written here but I want to support your religious convictions and I believe posting on this thread may go against one of your self-declared principles. <3 much love enjoy pitchers & catchers!

no, anyone on CNN counts as showbiz

enjoy anemic Phillie offense

In 2004 he came out against the Iraq War (after initially supporting it.) He's anti-interventionist on the whole. He criticized Trump for his Iran missile strikes for instance. I'm not like a Tucker Carlson fan or anything. But as someone who gained political consciousness during the Bush Jr years I ve taken notice when conservatives take anti US imperialism stances.

This is just insanely creepy

Tucker Carlson’s vision of a Trump presidency is that “dad comes home” and says to America,
“You’ve been a bad girl. You’ve been a bad little girl and you’re getting a vigorous spanking, right now. … It’s going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me.”pic.twitter.com/fh25KmyYmG

— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) October 24, 2024

wtaf

just workshopping some metaphors to get the populace to swallow the overt fascism

Oh, interesting. I had seen a shorter edit of this "things I would do to my teenaged daughter" speech but it didn't include the metaphoric framing of a wayward America, presumably one where women have too much freedom.

Either way it's so disgusting and vile. Rebellious women have to have their thoughts and feelings beaten out of them, super hot take from...let's see here...at least 27 BCE. Women are hormonal, they need to be "mastered," it's your right to do things to them because when women express anger you should be insulted and threatened, just like all women are insulting you by wanting some rights.

soon they will want the vote

this is the worst thing i've ever seen

he gave this speech very close to where i grew up. nightmarish.

fucking so creepy... the way his voice cackles with cruel delight

there's a good reason he's no longer on cable TV

I can’t stop singing “I got mauled by a demon, whoa oh oh” in a Danzig voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP5lvKwvcrA

had not anticipated tucker, who was once a bow-tie guy, going all-in on demonic possession

a question about everything and everyone in america that haunts me: how much money do you *need*?

The amount that will fill the hole in you that opened when your mom walked out on you.

Ah yes

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/04/us/politics/tucker-carlson-hurricanes-abortion-demonic-nuclear-weapons.html

Tucker Carlson warns Elon Musk "will be destroyed" if Kamala Harris wins
https://www.newsweek.com/tucker-carlson-elon-musk-kamala-harris-1979949

Sounds like a win/win to me.

this might honestly be the first time I want Tucker Carlson to be right on something

I would still be very shocked if any billionaire faces any sort of justice in the US

hope he Dig Dug explodes the minute the race is called

Sounds like he's going down a more Glen Beck/televangelist path

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_czibJylWs

So Tucker, when I found that Nick Land was influenced by this guy, Kenneth Grant, this famous black magician, I was, wait a second. That’s when I knew I had more than a show. I’m like, wait, the goth legends Bauhaus, Coil, Nurse With Wound again? We got to take a break. No one, I don’t think, will ever bring up Nurse with Wound again on your show.

TUCKER CARLSON: Yeah. I, of course, have literally no idea what you’re talking about.

omg what

uhh I was looking at the thumbnail thinking that guy looks familiar and wtf

temptation to click for more detail but no way am i fucking my youtube algorithm just for that

Here's a transcript:

https://singjupost.com/transcript-conrad-flynns-interview-on-the-tucker-carlson-show/

CONRAD FLYNN: Jesus on the cross is a tree. You’ve also got trees in the Book of Revelation. That’s something, if anyone finds a lot of what we’re talking about, interesting, it’s important to remember that the book of Revelation, it’s been said by biblical teachers like Arthur Pink and others, the book of Revelation is mostly just the previous 65 books of the Bible almost re-edited it.

Even the plagues that take over in Revelation are just the plagues that ancient Israel found under Pharaoh. And like in Exodus, the Jewish people are under tremendous stress and turmoil this time from the entire world in the Book of Revelation. But, the more you know about the previous 65, that’ll help you with the 66th.

So the Bible’s, it’s about a lot about trees. And so one of Nick Land’s favorite things that the CCRU his academic collective that they ended up coming through. They say it was a channeling, or it came to them when they were staying at Aleister Crowley’s house in England in 1998. They came up with something called the pneumogram. And people listening to this won’t be able to see it, but I want you to hold that up. That is his system. That is, if you’re familiar with the Kabbalah tree of Life. Are you familiar with that? The symbol of that?

TUCKER CARLSON: No.

CONRAD FLYNN: I probably should have printed that out, too.

TUCKER CARLSON: I wore a red rubber band from a newspaper on my wrist for most of my life, given to me by my father just as a, because he worked at a newspaper. And I’ve been accused many times of being in the Kabbalah. I don’t know how to pronounce it. I’m an Episcopalian to research.

CONRAD FLYNN: Sure, sure.

TUCKER CARLSON: I don’t know shit about Kabbalah. So, no, I don’t know what the Kabbalah tree is about.

if anyone hasn’t caught it yet, that’s a former ilxor (lol)

Is Conrad Flynn Roger Adultery’s real name?

I’m blanking on what his dn was at the moment but I’m sure someone will chime in. He’s kind of a random figure on other social media

RA was the dude from a noise-adjacent band with libertarian tendencies iirc

^^ yes, conrad is/was just conrad

he was Cunga

amazing

ILX curdled his brains.

when I used to do ilm searches I got so sick of seeing his posts and posting style, lol no shock it turns out he's a seasoned crank

I recognize the name of course but I can't remember anything about his posts and posting style.

from memory (as unreliable as that is) a sneery machismo dickhead style that would accumulate some serious FPs these days

Much better guy in person, I might add.

Interesting that he is talking about the ccru and obscure industrial albums. Not just an ilxor on tucker — a true ilx/tucker crossover.

I used to sort of know someone who wound up being interviewed on this guy’s show years later, a self proclaimed witch who said she was going to put a hex on Trump or something.

You absolutely do not have to hand it to Tucker but "Yeah. I, of course, have literally no idea what you’re talking about." is also a very ilx response.

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I'm kind of amazed at how bugnuts Carlson has become. He's a David Icke-level crazy person at this point based on his statements about his own beliefs, and how far he's willing to follow Flynn down the tunnel here.

That kind of content is where the money is in podcasting.

Worlds collide! It’s funny when Tucker’s all deadpan “I’m sorry, but trying to summon demons, that’s instantly disqualifying in my book.”

Remember when don jr was banned for spamming the board promoting his dj sets?

from memory (as unreliable as that is) a sneery machismo dickhead style that would accumulate some serious FPs these days

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino)

this isn't how I remember Cunga at all. unless you're talking about roger adultery?

He was really active in the True Detective thread, which makes sense

roger adultery xp

lol I was gonna say

That kind of content is where the money is in podcasting.

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the joe rogan blueprint

from conrad's obit of his one-time best friend kaleb horton:

"So, yes, we riffed on everything, including our inevitable falling out (which did happen), and how we would (also inevitably, we thought) rekindle our friendship years later like the two main characters from True Detective at the end of the first season— meeting again 20 years later. I would be the Rust Cohle/McConaughey blond wacko who had gone even further down conspiracy rabbit holes, and he’d be the divorced but affable Woody Harrelson detective who was just glad to still be alive."

i assumed the carlson appearance was a prank, though i haven't read the whole transcript.

lol funny to see both him and j0n surface in The Media the same week in drastically different political contexts.