What's the funniest thing you've made a homeless person do for money?

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Also, anyone done that thing where you slowly pull out a large-denomination bill - then roll it up and smoke it in front of them? Or do you just scatter coins all over the pavement and watch them go after them like vultures?

― dave q, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Note to guy in front of the Kings Cross post office - waving your artificial leg about is not likely to attract any sympathy

― dave q, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I gave him your address Dave and said if he could have alkl he can rob from you. Halfway up the Cally on the left I said.

― Pete, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Are we talking "Bumfights" here?

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha ha Pete, looks like he found it already - I notice the bums always puke in the elevator on a Friday so the lazy council twats don't have to clean it all weekend. Somebody was sick all over it last week and they just threw a blanket over the mess and it went 'squish!' when anybody stepped into the lift

― dave q, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I gave an E to a homeless guy once.

― Michael Bourke, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Before seeing who posted this I immediately said, "Let me guess. Dave q?"

― DeRayMi, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

me too.

― chris, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and me.

― Anna, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Has anyone got a copy of 'BumFights' then?

― DG, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A male fashion journalist of my acquaintance (heads up, old farts: was in 23 skidoo and was lust object in Smalltown Boy video) once made someone call him sir before he would fork over 20p. Twunt.

― suzy, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you should have unleashed a 'savage, unprovoked attack' on him, taken his wallet and given it all to the poor guy.

― Dave M., Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who are you? Patrick Bateman?

― OCP, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Here in NYC everyone tries to earn your dollar. They'll try to sell you a candy bar, or play you some blues on a guitar with only two strings, or sell you a newspaper you don't want, etc. A lot of 'em operate on the subway where you can't escape. Today on the #1 train: dude starts walking up and down the aisle playing his flute at full volume and yells between bars: "This is a Mozart symphony! You mothafuckas know Mozart's second?" then afterwards "If you appreciated that, I take donations!"

Where I live in Harlem, no one's asked me for dough yet - they just leer at me and yell stuff at me in Spanish (I don't know any Spanish so I yell back in German - which confuses the hell out of them - then I move on)

― geeta, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

dave q - overrated

― and what, Saturday, 23 June 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

don't be jealous

― J0hn D., Saturday, 23 June 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

ethan OTM

― J.D., Sunday, 24 June 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

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