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What Animal Are You

I am a bear hippo or rooster

― anthony, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

almost snap anthony

You are either a Rooster or a Weasel personality. But you may also be a Bear personality

― born clippy, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also Animal Date

― anthony, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a PORCUPINE or a SNAKEY!

I wonder if there is a meerkat option.

― sssss, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a horse or fox or maybe lion and I should be dating a giraffe. I like the thought of fox/giraffe babies.

― Madchen, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes Madchen, you are indeed a fox.

― chris, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Otter.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Really? I was going with the horse option...

― Giraffe, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

porkypine

or a bat.

― Jeff, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahahahhahaa my date is a DUCK! Psy-ay-ay-ay!

― Sarah, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A swan, a dog or....wait for it.....A BEAVER.

― Ally C, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Eagle! Yay me!

― Matt, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a dog, apparently.

I was momentarily offended, until I read my personality profile which said alll sorts of nice things about me and was uncannily accurate (i.e. I am warm, expressive, gregarious, kind, happy all the time, and highly tactile with an advanced sex drive) Yay!!

Dogs rock.

― C J, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally come off it. You KNOW you are a tortoise. How many times?

― Archel, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a Bat or a Snake. I lust for anteaters.

Please, won't somebody think of the children?

― I only need my moonboots., Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm either a Porcupine or a Baboon or perhaps an Otter.

― davel, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm very upset that everyone else seems to have multiple personality options, whereas I am just a dog. *sob*

― C J, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Porcupine

Careers and Hobbies

Collection agent Bureaucrat
Administrator Politician
Reading Painting
Movies Gossip
Photography

Famous Porcupines
Don Rickles, Joan Rivers, Bobcat Goldthwaite

― jel --, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am some freakish melange of penguin and prairie dog.

― Archel, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't wanna be a porcupine, the profile is nothing like me!

― jel --, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Perfect date = Rhinoceros Iguana (most attractive habit: sneezing salt). Yum.

― Archel, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, I tweeked some answers and looked deep into my soul, and now I am a Sheep or a MOUNTAIN GOAT:

"...But this enigmatic creature stands out from the crowd with its unique combination of alertness, generosity and unassuming charm. For the mountain goat is a loner. An edgy, introverted soul who abhors crowds and puts is nimble legs to work in the great outdoors"

"This species of ungulates has a special relationship with the eagle with whom it shares a common mountain perspective"

I'm just looking for my eagle!

― jel --, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Archel, those are two of my favorite animals!

― nabisco%%, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You are already married to Rainy and cannot commit bigamy.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually they are pretty cool, aren't they?

― Archel, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus, Ned, that's not funny.

― nabisco%%, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Not funny at all.

― Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(*muffled sobbing*)

― nabisco%%, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't get the 'What Animal Are You' thing to load, but the dating one disappointingly starts with the unconvincing line "Life will never be dull with an emu". Brits will immediately think of Rod Hull and disagree.

― Martin Skidmore, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wait, did Anthony just say he was a CHICKENBEAR at the beginning of this?

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh and wowee Sarah I am a sssnake (or a bat) and a duck-dater too! (Shut up Ned I am just saying.)

― nabisco%%, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and hello Graham too: just like Ethan said last night, you are (unfortunately for you) me.

― nabisco%%, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, I also couldn't get the animal personality thing to work, but supposedly I'd be best paired with...an Asian elephant. (WTF? I've never been a Republican in my life!)

― j.lu, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

slither-slither, flit-flit, and whatever porkypines do (these days)

― stevie mitch, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I got shrew. Great. The profile isn't all bad, but still. I'm going to stop taking these quizes

― Anna, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The only one that came even close was Rooster. Sigh.

― kate, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I got shrew aswell actually, I was ashamed to post it, clearly you have less shame Anna.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahaha: J.Lu and Francis Fukuyama, sittin' in a tree ...

― nabisco%%, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Aha, I have now done the What Animal Are You? and I am a wild dog, which is sort of okay. Careers include engineer, academic (that's programming for a university covered) and journalist, and I used to be a critic and editor. I don't understand how that fits with a wild dog. Apparently my hobbies should be reading and surfing the net, which covers most of it. Now I just need to find an emu to date, apparently. I've got a feeling this isn't going to work.

― Martin Skidmore, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ronan - I'm ashamed of you. Stand up for your shrew pride.

(I admit I'm not very keen on being called dishonest and pushy, but hey, I can live with attractive and social and witty. And I can't really argue with journalism and thrift store shopping)

― Anna, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and I should be hitching iguanas to my shrew caravan.

― Anna, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Did yours say Weasel or Shrew or was that just me?

― Ronan, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dolphin or Sea Lion or Horse (Sea Lion i think)

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How come Tracer gets water animals? I want water animals!

(Maybe I can be a sea-snake or some sort. Or the dreaded sea-bat.)

― nabisco%%, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Stingray is best sea an animal.

― jel --, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Otter or Bat?????

I PROTEST.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A baboon, bat, or penguin? I see no connections here.

― Vinnie, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You are either a Otter or a Shrew personality. But you may also be a Wild Cat personality.

― di, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

at college i was known as "wise owl" (by one person)

CONGRATULATIONS YOUR PERFECT MATCH IS A MOON JELLYFISH!!

If the jellyfish wants you you're an easy catch. It's covered in stinging cells, which are used to paralyse its prey. Conversation is doomed if you don't enjoy speaking to a cucumber, since the jellyfish consists of 96% water and that doesn't leave room for much of a brain.

― mark s, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a penguin or otter or maybe a fox. I should date a pygmy hippo.

I love the collective terms, a prank of otters and a skulk of foxes!

― rosemary, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am an Owl. Wild dog and wolf are the next animals. They put Christian Slater as a famous wolf-that makes me sad.

― Lindsey B, Wednesday, 10 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a Wild Dog, apparently. I would have called myself something else, but tis scary how right on this description is:

Wild dogs are highly principled individuals although they take a while before placing their trust in others....When it comes to stamina, they are without equal and are usually the first to arrive and the last to leave. Versatile in their skills, their sharp minds can adapt to almost any environment.

[Someone has been reading my diary again.]

A wild dog will not overwhelm you with its beauty, nor can it match the suave Tom Cruise style of the wolf. Instead, its mating strategy is summarized in two words: persistence and endurance. By wearing down its quarry with an endless offering of flowers, cards, and romantic dinners, the prey eventually succumbs to sheer exhaustion.

[So *that's* what I've been doing wrong;> Shocking!]

The wild dog is clearly a dog at heart and is willing to romp with the best of them but manages to maintain its dignity under the most demanding bedroom conditions.

[Ah, but what if tis the lady who is making the demands;>?]

― Nichole Graham, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am Weasel.

― RickyT, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a bat. Funny how accurate, except for that karmic crap they were talking about. Maybe I just likedd the professions the test told me I would be good at. Certainly didnt like the options available for the beaver....

― Menelaus Darcy, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a tiger. And so is James Bond, which is good because he's my hero.

― toraneko, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Great, I'm a mole. It also suggests I should be a gravedigger.

― Jonnie, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I ended up as a Giraffe.

― Christine "Green Leafy" Indigo, Saturday, 13 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

beaver bat or sheep. well fuck I am NOT a sheep! but I am happy with beaver, not least because my german ancestors surname ist Von Bibra (bibra=beaver)

― halo halo, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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