any tips on being at a gentlemen's club?
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Saturday, 29 May 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
take off your hat whenever a lady enters the room
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 May 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
Wear your very best sweatpants
― fuck it we're going to Applebee's® (Z S), Saturday, 29 May 2010 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
make it rain
― ᵒ always toasted, never fried (crüt), Saturday, 29 May 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)
Be extraordinary, but with exquisite tact and taste. When the huzzahs begin, take them with good grace.
― Aimless, Saturday, 29 May 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
Be sure to own land and horses.
― More more more ass we are all addicted to ass (Whitey on the Moon), Saturday, 29 May 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
don't forget to take your fake fly in the ice cube gag
― bracken free ditch (Ste), Saturday, 29 May 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
are you bringing cattle grind?
― harbl, Saturday, 29 May 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
no he's busy pooping
― fuck it we're going to Applebee's® (Z S), Saturday, 29 May 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
Hounds would be more in order.
― Aimless, Saturday, 29 May 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
When they poop, a gentlemen merely gives it a cursory glance, to judge of their health.
― Aimless, Saturday, 29 May 2010 22:00 (fifteen years ago)
Scotch should be served neat, unless you.are a scotch and soda man. Many modern establishments have dedicated cigar smokers' rooms both for the comfort of nonsmokers and to conform with modern law.
― mh, Saturday, 29 May 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)
Take cash in a variety of paper denominations. The ATMs charges are usurious.
― Jaq, Saturday, 29 May 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
Throw dollar bills at the stage in quantitites of 25 or more.
― mandatory seersucker (Eazy), Saturday, 29 May 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)
Wait wait.. is this a Gentleman's Club...
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs505.ash1/29843_396153982756_726857756_4639488_7333350_n.jpg
Or a "Gentleman's Club!"
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― property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Sunday, 30 May 2010 00:29 (fifteen years ago)
don't wear jeans if you're gonna get lap dances.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 30 May 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
don't slug it out with cattle g.
― estela, Sunday, 30 May 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)
bring cash, don't use the ATM
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 30 May 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)
Don't being along a Mormon chick imo.
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 30 May 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)
get a lot of 1s from the bartender, sit near the stage. Highly cost effective.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 30 May 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)
If a dancer "winks" her anus at you, that's code for "I know you're gay. Go ahead - ask me about my shoes!"
― kkvgz, Sunday, 30 May 2010 11:30 (fifteen years ago)
uh
― Image: electrostimulation applied on a penis (HI DERE), Sunday, 30 May 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)
LOL
― afrika spambotaa and the hulu nation (m bison), Sunday, 30 May 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha
so is this a place above Scores-level?
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 May 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)
haaaaa
― ᵒ always toasted, never fried (crüt), Sunday, 30 May 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)
is this the sort of place where you went last night, crüt?
― Aspergers Makes My Pee Smell Funny (Eisbaer), Sunday, 30 May 2010 14:32 (fifteen years ago)
At the Springfield Glen Country Club, Mr. Burns is preparing Larry to meet some high-class minglers at a dinner party. The first victim is Admiral Carstairs, an elderly man in a metal-laced admiral uniform.
Larry: Hey, Skipper, [slaps him in the back] good to meet ya. Hoo, where'd you start out, on the Merrimack? Hey, I should talk. I hope I look that good when I'm 200.
Carstairs is not amused, and Larry is pulled aside by Mr. Burns, who notes to him that Carstairs is very sensitive about his age. Just then, a distinguished, elderly woman wearing a tiara approaches Larry and Burns.
Woman: Oh, Monty, this must be the son I've heard so much about. Larry, you must meet our daughter, the debutante. [reveals a short, chunky girl in glasses with a huge nose] She came out last spring.Larry: Whoa! Put her back in! She's not done yet!Woman: [through her glasses] Hmmph!
― PappaWheelie V, Sunday, 30 May 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)
surm u should take the ghost of rodney dangerfield w/u
― afrika spambotaa and the hulu nation (m bison), Sunday, 30 May 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
Eisbaer: nahhh the cover charge prob wouldn't be worth it. I just got smashed and told off some pro-life bitchez in a regular bar.
― ᵒ always toasted, never fried (crüt), Sunday, 30 May 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 May 2010 21:30 (Yesterday)
i actually had to take off my hat when i got there!
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)
oops the 2nd part wasn't supposed to be in italics
details!
― fuck it we're going to Applebee's® (Z S), Monday, 31 May 2010 00:11 (fifteen years ago)
welllll.... the music was good
the girls were... pert. and the bartenders were great. had some Patron. and i went with a good group of guys so it was a good time. we got the bachelor in the backroom with his scandinavian crush. they tried to get me to go back there but i made friends with a dancer named Electra instead and just goofed around.
all in all, i left feeling like a gentleman.
― i fake it so real, i am beyonce (surm), Monday, 31 May 2010 00:18 (fifteen years ago)