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Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: | 8 |
| You and your good-time buddies. | 5 |
| Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. | 3 |
| and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? | 3 |
| You buy a jar of Folgers Crystals, you put it in the cupboard, you forget about it. | 3 |
| Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. | 2 |
| It lasts forever. It's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried Crystals. | 2 |
| Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. | 2 |
| But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella. | 2 |
| Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. | 1 |
| You think this is all a big joke, don't you? | 1 |
| You're a comedian, you make people laugh. | 1 |
| Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. | 1 |
| Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. | 1 |
| Well, let me give you a hint, junior. | 1 |
| Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, | 0 |
| sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library | 0 |
| Doesn't HE deserve better? | 0 |
| This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! | 0 |
| Party time is over. | 0 |
| You got seven days, Seinfeld. | 0 |
| You got any coffee? | 0 |
| Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? | 0 |
| Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: | 0 |
| Yeah. Coffee. | 0 |
| Yeah, you don't drink coffee? How about instant coffee? | 0 |
| You don't have any instant coffee? | 0 |
| Who doesn't have instant coffee? | 0 |
| Then later on when you need it, it's there. | 0 |
| You took this book out in 1971. | 0 |
| Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abbie Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. | 0 |
| I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. | 0 |
| I saw you on TV once. I remembered your name. From my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. | 0 |
| You think because you're a celebrity that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law? | 0 |
| You know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? | 0 |
| Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. | 0 |
| That is one week! | 0 |
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)
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