"Make a statement this summer with better-fitting pants from Bonobos"

http://creative.ak.fbcdn.net/ads3/flyers/63/10/6002572795483_1_3203bab2.jpg

that statement = "this is exactly what my cock looks like"

http://www.bonobos.com/store/item/fake_bake_fevers_2

I am coming to the conclusion that these may be the worst pants in the world. Agree/disagree?

also feel free to use this thread to bitch about terrible Facebook ads

much as i like to know what dudes' cocks look like, skinny jeans/trousers are seriously NAGL 4ever and there's no excuse for them

the bright floral liner... what is this "magic in the seat"

I am not someone who would shy away from ludicrously bright clothing but these are the most punchable pants I've ever seen.

makes punching ppl in the dick a lot easier you must admit

they look kind of like normal pants

except they are using models with really short legs

most guys pants don't have paisley vomit trim (I know that women's pants can be an entirely different animal)

$115 for a pair of trousers? WTF?

I don't understand the color choice but the fit looks great. I like these pants. Also, $115 isn't very much, is it? For dress slacks? Hell, for most people it's the average price of a pair of jeans.

You knew I was going to like them, right?

I have never in my life paid more than $50 for a pair of pants. I can afford to but why the hell would I?

I think their shoe choices, and in some cases shirt choices, for their models are abominable, though. Signs of seeing a trend but not understanding how it works (deck shoes, for instance).

I do like the idea of the color, but I hate these particular pants.

I think those pants would make me look like a dick.

skinny jeans/trousers are seriously NAGL 4ever and there's no excuse for them

Do not i repeat DO NOT move to williamsburg brooklyn anytime soon.

these look like pants

spending more than $50 for a pair of pants is highly recommended by the way

better fit, better material, last much longer

not really true. i've had $80 jeans disintegrate after 6 mos worth of washing, and I've had $30 pants that were super comfortable and lasted a decade.

oh wow my illusions have been shattered based on your anecdote

whereas your opinion is based on years of rigorous scentific research, i'm sure

I have one pair of $20 Levis that I bought last year which are falling apart (lol Costco + gaining weight); aside from that one pair, every pair of pants I've ever owned has lasted a minimum of 5 years and there are still a few pairs of pants I own from college that are in good condition (> 15 years old), so I don't think I really need to start paying $100+ for my pants.

you've paid too much for pants. it's okay, you're still an A+ zinger, always got that to hold on to.

(of course lol I can't fit into the college pants but should I stop being lazy and go back to the gym, they are in wearable condition)

thank god im still an a+ zinger

guess ill go burn all my pants

cant believe i spent too much money on them

I suggest investigating this concept called "clothing sales" first

maybe ill just throw myself on my pants fire... feel like i cant even hold on to being an a+ zinger anymore

carhartts can be had for < $50, last forevs, and come in both ridic and non-ridic colors

I have found that air-drying pants increases their lifetimes by a large margin

I still have a suit from 15 years ago that I could fit into if I lost, say, a third of my body weight...

yeah, if I go back to college weight I have two suits waiting for me (of course they are boring and 15 years old so I would likely never wear them, esp. since I can afford to buy suits now, but still)

Anyway IMO the notion that paying $100+ for something means it will automatically last longer is nonsense really; the important thing is how you treat your stuff, so if you spend $30 on decent jeans/pants and treat them like they cost $100, they will last just as long.

Actually said 15yo suit is double breasted and I decided a long time ago that was NAGL for me.

lol thank GOD I never made the double-breasted mistake

Who would name anything after the disgusting lecherous fuck monkey, the bonobo?

Also these pants are way worse:

http://www.bonobos.com/store/item/green_corduroy_pants

every time I see a fairway, I think to myself, "man, it would be great if I could make this into PANTS"

I don't think I could even sit down in trousers like that, because they're too tight. Look at the rear view shots, it's like the models are being given a wedgie by The Invisible Man.

bonobos looks like they have a lot of normal looking pants too

abbott OTM, the bonobo is a loathsome creature,

also last month one day before flying to a wedding i discovered that moths had devoured my only suit ;_;

The sexual activity happens within the immediate family as well as outside it. Bonobos do not form permanent relationships with individual partners. They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by sex or age, with the possible exception of abstaining from sexual intercourse between mothers and their adult sons; some observers believe these pairings are taboo. When Bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity, presumably decreasing tension and allowing for peaceful feeding.

Also, this - "so if you spend $30 on decent jeans/pants and treat them like they cost $100, they will last just as long" - really isn't necessarily true. I'm super gentle w/ all my clothes because well fitting clothes that I like are rare as unicorns and some stuff is just really super shoddy.

I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS BONOBO SLANDER

Who would name anything after the disgusting lecherous fuck monkey, the bonobo?

― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Wednesday, June 2, 2010 5:57 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

Ha - I was coming here to say that this.

also - you said fuck monkey LOL

zomg Jon your display name

Also, this - "so if you spend $30 on decent jeans/pants and treat them like they cost $100, they will last just as long" - really isn't necessarily true. I'm super gentle w/ all my clothes because well fitting clothes that I like are rare as unicorns and some stuff is just really super shoddy.

Well yes, nothing is universal and some things are shoddily made; my argument is more that the price you pay for things is not necessarily an indicator of quality. For every shirt I've bought at Target that melted in the washing machine, I have 8 that have endured for years, and I noticed that a lot of my clothing started standing up to wear and tear better when I started strictly following the washing instructions rather than just washing whites on hot and everything else on warm.

Putting stuff in the dryer will do a number on it, too. Also:

http://bonobos.cachefly.net/store/images/products/PNT-ORK-XX/PNT-ORK_tall_front.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/om5IV.gif

brb ordering five pairs

lol

i always choose the boots that give an CHA bonus instead of WIS or INT

― terrible poster (Lamp), Friday, June 4, 2010 3:47 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea lamp but does the CHA boost help ur saving throw against *being judged*?

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, June 4, 2010 3:51 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

what *big dance* are they referring to in that ad?

sex dance

ncaa tournament--basketball--snap-off warmup pants

or sex dance, up to you

going with a preppy-themed male strip performance aka sex dance

having a good enough season to qualify for the NCAA basketball tournament is often referred to as "getting to the big dance"

hm.

"tear off your pants for basketball"

big basketball sex dance

^^bought that VHS on christopher st. about ten years ago

sex pants for ballers?

hahah

How many of the guys who buy these pants are going to lose them to drive by sex pants snatchers?

players who do not "start" a basketball game usually wear warm-up pants with snaps down the sides so that they can remove them quickly when they are called up from the bench to play

not that any of this means it makes sense for bonobos to make tear-away chinos

What if you need to wear a belt with them? That's going to seriously impede the tearing away process.

those are some of the most ridiculous pants I've ever seen, and I've seen penis pants

http://io9.com/monkey-news/

Now I remember where I've seen pants like that before - don't The Chippendales wear them?

Do they have those in infant sizes? They look great for diaper changes.

iirc chip n' dale don't wear pants, being rodents

those females who were invited to have sex by higher-ranking females would make a series of calls apparently meant to make sure the group at large knew about the coupling.

The alpha females have since moved onto Twitter...

sadly the men who wear tearaway pants are not usually the kind of men that I would want to see without pants

http://i.imgur.com/o1M51.jpg

hahahah

welp

wow

so do you fill out your bracket before or after

and are the brackets erasable y/n

order two pair of pants obv

"hey gr80 who did you have winning Duke vs AZ State?"
*rips off pants* *looks at bracket*
"Duke"

good call

sex brackets?

^ DU b-side

bracketed balls

Wait how are these pants much diff from chavvy Kappa ones?

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/f/7/AAAAAuJ1KLsAAAAAAA99Jg.jpg?v=1163205103000

because they are chinos

Trayce it will help identify the dudes who DON'T drive Commodores

Also then you cant call them kappa slappas.

Bonobo bobos?

Bono bogans

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2012/04/11/stores-go-online-to-find-a-perfect-fit/

coming soon to nordstrom.

oh man, I hope that is not supposed to be a good picture of that guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgCbegtw0JM

I'm starting a new job next month and want to upgrade my business casual wardrobe completely. Je55e just told me to make a Bonobos appointment, so I did that. My primary focus is on pants, comfortable ones that can work with my weight fluctuations. Then simple work shirts. I just want a really boring, but nice, comfortable/good fit wardrobe for work.

Also low stress shopping.

Go to Uniqlo.

My wife recently described me, all too otm, as Old Navy by day and Uniqlo by night.

bonobos kinda starting to become the new jos. a. bank imo

Their pants are pretty good for officewear but a little overpriced. Their dress shirts I haven't been happy with. I would never buy their suits, and the worst item I got from them was a pair of "suiting pants" on sale that wore a hole in the seat very quickly.

Everlane makes good slim chinos that are a little cheaper.