FUCK WASHING A CUP

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This is important and will lead to greater ILXor understanding. You have a coffee/tea* cup at your place of employment (don't lie, you do). How often do you wash it?

*britisher outreach project

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Once a day 35
Every time I use it, and then I go turn the light switch on and off 17 times 12
Once a week 12
Longer than that but sometimes 8
Wash a coffee cup? what kind of animal are you? 7
Once a month 6


gated community of Mordor (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

Once a month'll do

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

Write in option for every time I use it w/out some lightswitch bullshit

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

Once a day, but I'm a Britisher, I have the servants do it for me.

Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

full disclosure by poll starter: i usually just wait until i manage to break it and buy a new one

gated community of Mordor (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

before use

Snop Snitchin, Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

I picked animal because I use paper cups (fuck you, trees)

drop it like it's hot, Elena (HI DERE), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

Voted animal because someone else washes it.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

The servants?

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

I drink water at work, so I (lie to myself and) consider filling my bottle up "washing it." I throw it in the dishwasher at home on the weekends.

If it were an actual non-disposable coffee cup, I'd wash it daily.

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

daily

Grisly Addams (WmC), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

my office has a rule that at the end of the day someone collects up and washes out all the cups (it's usually one of the post-docs, though, not me).

i got her... TRUFFLE FRIES (c sharp major), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

once a day, before first use

cozen, Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

I do also have one of these, which unfortunately necessitates washing up every time you use it
http://www.cookware-online.co.uk/images/product/main/smart_cafe_mug_cafetiere.jpg

cozen, Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

if I use it for anything other than water I wash it after a use

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

gross, you poop in yr coffee cup

drop it like it's hot, Elena (HI DERE), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

i am now calculating the longest time i went without washing a coffee cup and it is making me shudder

gated community of Mordor (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

2 years, i think?

gated community of Mordor (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

I take milk in my coffee and I feel like day-old milk should be washed out before using.

If I didn't use milk maybe I wouldn't. I am pretty lazy.

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

before anyone attempts to set up an intervention, i drink my coffee black, old cream or sugar would be a deal-breaker

gated community of Mordor (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

The vile and leprous state of my cup is a running joke in my office

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

We have someone in our office who is a very keen coffee/tea maker and always takes the dirty cups away with her. I think she likes to get out of the office and I feel guilty but I'm too busy posting on ilx to do anything about it.

i'm gonna go and talk to some food about this (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

I don't use any milk/dairy or even sugar, and I never ever wash my favored mug unless I go on a trip leaving like 5mm in the bottom of the cup and it's grown mold when I return.

Plus I only drink tea now and my favorite mug is white so there is no way to make it look unstained anyway.

Yes! Yes! Hammerheads! (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

I bet she carefully scrapes it out and is collecting cup-scum. She's going to be found dead under a 600-lb. mound of it in a couple of years.
xp

Grisly Addams (WmC), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

At the office I am unable to practice my preferred patina-growing bcuz the office assistant grabs them all after we leave and puts them in the washer.

Yes! Yes! Hammerheads! (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

i guess cos i'm used to using coffee grounds as fertiliser i tend to think of coffee dregs as basically proto-compost, so this is a bit wtf to me.

gin bunny (c sharp major), Thursday, 3 June 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

every couple of days

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 3 June 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

No power on earth could induce me to drink the coffee at my place of employment.

Aimless, Thursday, 3 June 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

Most days at work I drink water instead of tea/coffee, so when I do have a hot drink I wash the mug towards the end of the day. There's a point between half 3 and 4 where I generally feel like my head's going to implode if I sit in the office any longer, so it's a good excuse to go and do something else.

Water bottle gets v quick rinse before use and proper wash once a week.

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 3 June 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

Every time I use it. Got to do something while the kettle's boiling, haven't you? (British)

Madchen, Thursday, 3 June 2010 18:47 (fifteen years ago)

I have one of these Not A Paper Cup mugs. I rinse the lid off when it's noticably slimy/crusty and maybe rinse the cup out once a week. I've taken it home to wash it two or three times in the past 18 months. Only drink black tea out of it though, no milk/sugar.

Jaq, Thursday, 3 June 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

I drink tea and have a tendency to just leave the bag in, so I always have to at least rinse out the mug the next day, if not actually wash it (to extract any bits of tea bag that get stuck to the bottom). I have a separate cup for water, which I never wash.

jaymc, Thursday, 3 June 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

this stuff should remain private

conrad, Thursday, 3 June 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

This chat reminds me of a place where I used to work. A guy went down with a suspected case of Legionnaires Disease. His GP informed the Health Protection Agency who sent inspectors to place of work. It was decided that the guy's bacterial infection probably came directly from the plastic water bottle that he refilled, which was never washed out over a period of at least a year. The guy used the same bottle for over a year! Crazy.

mmmm, Thursday, 3 June 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

Coffee Cup, once a day, at the end. (Though maybe I'll rinse it with only water before select refills) But frequently if my wife sees I've left it somewhere (like, say, on the kitchen table) and I'm not using it that second, she puts it in the sink to be washed. This has led to a couple disagreements, but I'm pretty sure we've got it sorted out now.

xhuxk, Thursday, 3 June 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

I hate tannin stains in mugs.

I eat truffle fries because my captors say they'll kill me if I don't (suzy), Thursday, 3 June 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

Does anyone else hear this thread title spoken by Bushwick Bill or is it just me?

Yes! Yes! Hammerheads! (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

I wash every time cuz I use enormous piles of sugar and it gets kinda cakey at the bottom. My non-tea drinking receptacles, though, get washed only if I find that leftover liquids have stuff growing on them.

One time after weeks of using the same water bottle I decided to give it a proper rinse rather than just casually fill it up as I had been doing previously, and with the water skooshing out the top also came a big grey webby lump of something. I was not in a good moment following that.

Hippocrates or wat!! (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

At my last proper job I had a mug that I never, ever washed, per se (coffee, black), but did rinse with the near-boiling water that came out of the tap. Every once in awhile the very sweet Romanian lady I worked with would wash it, and mildly scold me for not washing it, but she'd soon move on to asking me why I wasn't married yet.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)

oh, I am so disgusting that I didn't even think of the distinction between rinsing to the extent that there's nothing stuck on it and properly washing.

Hippocrates or wat!! (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

for the latter, fuck washing a cup.

Hippocrates or wat!! (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

There is no dishwasher or kitchen of any sort in my office, so that can complicate things sometimes. I usually manage to wash my cup once a day in the bathroom when I was my fork and/or spoon, but erry once in awhile if I am being megalazy I will just put a little bit of hot water in the cup from the hot water tap of the water... cooler... and wipe out the coffee/tea residue with a napkin. I usually take my water bottle home on Fridays so I can run it through the dishwasher.

I have one of these filled with dish soap in my desk drawer:

http://img.shinyshack.com/l_dish_brush_mul.jpg

It is handy and I recommend it for those of you who do not have kitchens or dishwashers at your place of employment.

xp - thank you, Merdeyeux, for motivating me to continue my cup washing habits. *shudder*

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:30 (fifteen years ago)

That grey lump is probably... yeast. Apols for the gross-out.

I eat truffle fries because my captors say they'll kill me if I don't (suzy), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

jesusfuckingchrist

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

you people

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

ftr this is why I use disposable cups

fuck drinking a yeast blob

drop it like it's hot, Elena (HI DERE), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

I've had the same work mug since 1993! I wash my cup before pouring every new coffee. I don't make a lot of coffee - I tend to be stupid and pay for coffee at the coffee shop on the way to work.

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

we have company cups so I don't have "my own" or anything. and we use a dishwasher. so basically it gets washed with every use

in my day we had to walk 10 miles in the snow for VU bootleg (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

Bet I smash my work mug now.

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

I'm still stuck on Legionnaire's disease. LEGIONNAIRE'S DISEASE PPL!

Yes! Yes! Hammerheads! (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 3 June 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

I think I'm struggling to comprehend the multi-use tissue because if I blow my nose in a tissue, I consider that used. There's just no way I can blow my nose into a little bit of a tissue. Maybe I am unusually snotty, or I am normally not snotty but when it rains it pours, so to speak. So I'm imagining that if you only use a little bit of a tissue it's because you politely coughed into it or genteelly dabbed the corners of your eyes after a hearty laugh at a capital witticism, both of which activities seem well suited to hankie application.

I don't know but i'm actually in bed with an iPad posting about other ppl's used tissues on ILX instead of reading a book or sleeping and that is kind of a new low for me.

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Friday, 4 June 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

i'm with you on the tissue procedure, Jen. usually i try to maximize usage/coverage so as to not leave much behind in the way of "useable tissue".

Trayce, i heart you - but i could never live with you!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 4 June 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)

Dys why u braek hart ;_;

property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Friday, 4 June 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

One afternoon I was doing a big clean and went to grab the mug and found a very large and very fucking DEAD MOUSE in the cup. I screamed and embarrassingly girlie scream and made my boss come dispose of the damn thing.

This reminds me of when I was a kid and I left a half-eaten packet of crisps in the car and when I found it again the next day a slug had crawled into it and died (mmm salty). That put me off crisps for a month or two. 'Course now I am a fattey and wd eat all the crisps so maybe I need a few more slugs to visit.

(Now I think about it I'm more worried about how slugs were getting into a locked car overnight but I'm going to assume there was a rust hole somewhere and it was a freak occurrence that I never need to worry about again, please)

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 4 June 2010 09:22 (fifteen years ago)

One afternoon I was doing a big clean and went to grab the mug and found a very large and very fucking DEAD MOUSE in the cup

Ugh. We've got mice in our office, but not in our cups (yet), I quite enjoy their occasional appearances - usu. early evening when the office is quiet.

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Friday, 4 June 2010 09:25 (fifteen years ago)

I left a pot on the stove with a bit of rice in, and a few days later found a cockroach dead in it. WITH THE LID ON :/ How the eff did it get in? Bleugh.

nb this has never happened before.

property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Friday, 4 June 2010 10:02 (fifteen years ago)

Tissue boxes have like 100 tissues in them. Why worry about unused tissue. Void schnoz, throw away, repeat. Do not leave a crumply partially besnotted kleenex on your desk all day. Please! Thank you!

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Friday, 4 June 2010 10:56 (fifteen years ago)

my sinuses are built in such a way that I can have a blocked nose, and want to evacuate my sinuses, but only a little bit comes out - if I force the issue my ears will painfully pop. hence, I often nurse a tissue for a day or more.

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 10:58 (fifteen years ago)

people who use handkerchiefs are just as gross anyway so

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 10:58 (fifteen years ago)

Footballer's evacuating all nasal passages by covering one nostril and snorting ftw.

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:00 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure if I did that hard enough my brain would squirt out of both ears

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:01 (fifteen years ago)

Office worker's evacuating all nasal passages by covering one nostril and snorting ftw.

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:01 (fifteen years ago)

People who use handkerchiefs are mad gross. Damn, people. Ugh.

Dyao, do you use sinus rinse or anything?

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:02 (fifteen years ago)

have used neti pots before but they don't really help when it's bad

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:13 (fifteen years ago)

I've always tucked a used-but-not finished tissue up my sleeve. I was brought up to understand that's what ladies do with their hankies. Gentlemen put them in their pockets. But usually, my tissues are used enough in one go to deserve the bin.

Madchen, Friday, 4 June 2010 11:33 (fifteen years ago)

When you get home from work do you wash your arm with scalding water? : )

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:54 (fifteen years ago)

What, to prevent myself from giving myself back the germs which I already have or am already immune to?

Madchen, Friday, 4 June 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)

can we get back to washing cups?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 4 June 2010 12:35 (fifteen years ago)

We had better.

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Friday, 4 June 2010 12:37 (fifteen years ago)

This thread has inspired me to go buy a coffee/tea mug just to see what I would do with it.

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Friday, 4 June 2010 12:38 (fifteen years ago)

This thread makes me want to wash things.

I am happy that Jenny can type so well on an iPad, though.

Eighteen straight. I think that's a record. (kenan), Friday, 4 June 2010 12:41 (fifteen years ago)

This thread has discouraged me from licking ladies arms.

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Friday, 4 June 2010 12:44 (fifteen years ago)

I think in 3+ years I have never washed a cup - genereally a co-wroker will give in and wash mine. haha "fuck washing a cup, sucker"

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 4 June 2010 12:54 (fifteen years ago)

I use hankies! But for politely covering my mouth when emitting lady-like coughs and genteelly dabbing the corners of my eyes after a hearty guffaw and for blotting the perspiration off my brow after walking to the bus stop. Usually if I'm going to blow my nose, I'll use something disposable.

I am happy that Jenny can type so well on an iPad, though.

It gets easier w/ practice, but I did have to go back and fix a few things.

For reasons I am afraid to examine too closely, the gray yeast blob in the water bottle is skeeving me out more than ENBB's dead mouse in the coffee cup. Maybe if you had found the mouse at the bottom of your cup after you drank the coffee... al;skdjfa;lsdkjf;aldskjf;kjlasd I hate myself right now.

sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Friday, 4 June 2010 13:17 (fifteen years ago)

or half a mouse, eh

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 4 June 2010 13:22 (fifteen years ago)

Always take my drinks with mice and a slice.

Vision Creation Mansun (NickB), Friday, 4 June 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

Anybody have any hip recommendations on coffee cups?

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Friday, 4 June 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

A drink's too wet without one (xp)

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Friday, 4 June 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

Nevermind, I think I found one!

http://www.zazzle.com/support_australian_hip_hop_mug-168061284474370603

Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Friday, 4 June 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

xxp Onion store

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 4 June 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

I have an Animal muppets mug

Jarlrmai, Friday, 4 June 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

But I want this one

Fort William FC mug

http://www.aboutlochaber.com/fwfc/merchandise.aspx

Jarlrmai, Friday, 4 June 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)

I washed my coffee cup. :)

clay/tone nut/mother (doo dah), Friday, 4 June 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

Fort William FC mug

Bet Charlie Kennedy's had a few cheeky wee halfs in one of those

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Friday, 4 June 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

doo dah washed his coffee cup!
doo dah! doo dah!

(Er, sorry. Carry on.)

StanM, Friday, 4 June 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

"Her", Stan. ;)

clay/tone nut/mother (doo dah), Friday, 4 June 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)

I'm really jealous of caek's Pantone mug

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

ENBB's mouse story is like something out of a Jack Chick pamphlet for slobs! I'm scared straight now!

Yes! Yes! Hammerheads! (Jon Lewis), Friday, 4 June 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

You have a coffee/tea* cup at your place of employment (don't lie, you do)

I have a George W. Bush/Air Force One mug that someone brought back as a gag from the US circa 2003. I keep pens in it, and have never washed it. Does this count?

OTOH, I reuse water bottles for months and months (I keep three on the go at once so even if I drink two in one day, there's still one in the fridge), no wonder I'm wearing tighter pants these days

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Saturday, 5 June 2010 07:21 (fifteen years ago)

just rinsed my cup, and had to use my hand to get the shmutz off

IT IS A HARBINGER OF THE GOOD TIMES OF THE FUTURE (jdchurchill), Saturday, 5 June 2010 13:18 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 13 June 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 14 June 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

ok did not expect this to be my most popular poll yet

before you post, consider just knowing that you are AWESOME AND RIGHT (jjjusten), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

people use cups, film at 11

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 09:02 (fourteen years ago)

tbh "people use cups, catch legionnaires disease" has fundamentally altered my view on cup-washing

i’m sorry i made fun of your filigreed dividing partition (reddening), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 10:09 (fourteen years ago)

I've started using screenwash to clean mine out.

Madchen, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:18 (fourteen years ago)

We don't have a pantry at work, so I have to use hot water from the water cooler and a paper towel.

calstars, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

I drink water at work, so I (lie to myself and) consider filling my bottle up "washing it." I throw it in the dishwasher at home on the weekends.

If it were an actual non-disposable coffee cup, I'd wash it daily.

― Otherwise you're kinda being comp-lit in his racism. (kkvgz), Thursday, June 3, 2010 12:34 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

I started drinking coffee at work and totally just used a plastic spoon to scrape the crud out of the bottom.

kkvgz, Thursday, 23 June 2011 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

Just wash it?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

fuck washing a cup tho

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago)


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