things world cup commentators (UK, at least) use to patronise other countries (and the viewers)

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Australia: play a lot of other sports (e.g. rugby, cricket)

show me your buccina (ken c), Sunday, 13 June 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

South Korea: their players have names

show me your buccina (ken c), Sunday, 13 June 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

actually can a mod changed this thread's title to "Things you learned from commentators during the world cup"?

show me your buccina (ken c), Sunday, 13 June 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

Germans wear special jeans that make them win at football.

Lampard 2: Lamparder (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 June 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

Nobody knows how to party like whatever nation the commentator last visited.

Lampard 2: Lamparder (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 June 2010 23:29 (fifteen years ago)

African teams are naive defensively.

Number None, Sunday, 13 June 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

The USA beat Spain that one time

That was Verbeek, that was (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 June 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

African teams also possess awesome physical power to make up for their naivety, though.

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 14 June 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

Brazil bring a carnival atmosphere to the World Cup (suspect this will involve jiggling to the vuvuzelas).

ailsa, Monday, 14 June 2010 07:22 (fifteen years ago)

eastern european teams are technically v strong

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 14 June 2010 07:24 (fifteen years ago)

All teams outside the FIFA top 5 rankings will be a pushover for England (© Shearer & Lineker Enterprises Ltd.)

That was Verbeek, that was (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 June 2010 07:39 (fifteen years ago)

Striker (non-English, and somehow rated by others despite never having played in England) who missed one sitter and had a couple of other half-chances, "should've scored at least six" (© Shearer alone)

Ismael Klata, Monday, 14 June 2010 07:51 (fifteen years ago)

Germany are 'well organised' and 'disciplined'
African fans 'like to enjoy themselves' - other fans presumably hate fun.

sonofstan, Monday, 14 June 2010 08:00 (fifteen years ago)

Dutch = too many egos in the dressing room

I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Monday, 14 June 2010 10:28 (fifteen years ago)

Post-fall-of-communism Eastern European nations = play with heightened patriotism, trying in some way to prove the validity of their nation

I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Monday, 14 June 2010 10:32 (fifteen years ago)

England- plucky, unlucky, prone to being cheated out of their rightful place by cunning foreigners, will lift it for the 'big games'.

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 14 June 2010 10:35 (fifteen years ago)

England = many countries are honoured to be playing them, it's their "Cup Final"

I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Monday, 14 June 2010 10:38 (fifteen years ago)

today: It's Van Persie vs Bendtner

show me your buccina (ken c), Monday, 14 June 2010 10:59 (fifteen years ago)

Dirk Kuyt vs Agger

show me your buccina (ken c), Monday, 14 June 2010 11:00 (fifteen years ago)

TOTAL FOOTBALL will be mentioned, and also if anyone does a backheel.

show me your buccina (ken c), Monday, 14 June 2010 11:02 (fifteen years ago)

In the US the beautiful game is more commonly known as 'soccer'.

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 14 June 2010 11:03 (fifteen years ago)

"it's not like the Germans not to do their homework"

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 June 2010 11:16 (fifteen years ago)

^ picks up RTE on satellite, I reckon

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 14 June 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)

"I suppose ye're all well drilled over there, Didi- football camps and the like from the age of 6, eh?"

"No, Bill"

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Monday, 14 June 2010 11:18 (fifteen years ago)


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