10 Things You Can't Do Wearing A Sombrero

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1. Hide behind a lamp post

Can anyone think of any more? I'd love something funny to read when I stagger back from t'pub a bit later tonight. Thanks.

― C J, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

2. Tell whether it's raining.

3. Impersonate an Eskimo.

4. Limbo dancing.

― Martin Skidmore, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

5. Play cricket

― jel --, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

6. Conduct a funeral service.

― DavidM, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

7. Organize your closet space.

― Michael Daddino, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

8. have fun by putting your head through one of those big boards at a fair or something with a picture of some body or something painted on the other side and get your photo taken.

― RJG, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

9. Get a tan.

10. Lick random people on the street.

11. Recieve respect from your peers.

12. Juggle.

13. Breakdance.

― Michael Daddino, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You have broken the limitation ('10 things') and must be chastised. Or not?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, no, please keep going.

Nobody gets chastised on a Friday, at least Not Round These Parts.

― C J, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Today's comedy fact. Sombreros were standard issue to High Wycombe police in the 70's

― Matt, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

14. Get a colonoscopy.

15. Weld.

16. Bang your head at an AC/DC concert.

17. Jump rope.

18. Give Julian Casablancas a sloppy blow job.

19. Shave iron crosses into your hair.

20. Go deep-sea diving.

― Michael Daddino, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Scuba.

― bnw, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

22. Smash breezeblocks with your head.

― Graham, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

1) Keep any self-respect.

2) Go hang-gliding naked.

3) Keep the muggers from robbing you blind.

4) Hide the coke, when the police pull you over for speeding past the Mexico/U.S. border.

....Can only think of four. Damn. That's it, I'm off to bed.

― Nichole Graham, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Take a bite on Julian Casablancas dick when u were actually pretending to give him a blowjob and watch him bleed till death

― vic, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you thought about that often?

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Now I can't stop.

― N., Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

then YOU have to do it, Nick! Its your mission on this planet!!

― vic, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

thanks to that image, i will never be able to read Stephen Fry's 'The Hippopotamus' again without thinking of Julian Casablancas (as if it wasn't already bad enough)

― Dave M., Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OK, now I regret bringing up Mr. Casablancas' name. It's not like I think he's cute -- he's much too bug-eyed to be cute.

― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 14 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

1. Tie your shoelace
2. Dentistry
3. Potholing
4. Scuba diving
5. Dye your hair
6. A forward roll
7. Impersonate a police officer
8. Put your head through the O and say "It's the Muppet Show!"
9. YMCA
10. Expect to get past the bouncers at the ILE Virtual Bar!

― MarkH, Monday, 15 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

-put your head between your legs to show people that you're limber.
-laugh at other people cause their hair looks funny.
p.s
Julian Casablancas IS CUTE! very cute even!

― Amber A, Friday, 18 October 2002 14:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Top Cat has a crush on Julian Casablancas! Aww...

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

no-one's ever bitten mine and drawn blood, isn't it surprising, that when one is getting a b.j. that one doesn't keep thinking that might happen, like i will from now on.

― piscesboy, Friday, 18 October 2002 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

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