Shit my dad says

Remember the Twitter feed Shit My Dad Says? Guy who posts the awesome things his dad says, like “You seen my cell phone?...What’s it look like? Like two horses fucking. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone."

If you go to mydadsays.net you can win signed copies. It’s the first book generated entirely by Twitter, so even if you don't like it, you could probably sell a signed copy for a pile on eBay.

cool will do this!

Sounds hilarious and lucrative. I'll buy 10.

xxp Your first post and you're shilling something?

My Dad says "glory be" sometimes instead of "fuck".

is there any chance that i could maybe broker some deal for exclusive european rights to this hot property?

mail me at guess_papers *at* viagra.net

thought this was a dom's son thread.

Warwick Davis, who you may know as Wicket, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Willow or Professor Flitwick looks to have fallen on hard times!

Vandalising a bookstore to try and get some recognition for his book, tsk tsk…

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Don't Panic, panicjames!

haven't gotten any mail yet, i think this may be some manner of fraudulent timewaster

she look intrsting

a unique free publication found in carefully selected independent shops, bars, universities and art spaces.

I remember this Twitter Feed. I remember this Twitter Feed well.

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"Well now you can treasure these memories even more with a unique opportunity to own this bound collection of the fgreatest contributions to that feed!"

It’s the first book generated entirely by Twitter

Isn't this also a TV show now starring William Shatner as the eponymous dad?

"Shit Shat Sez"

Kirk's Comic Conversational Clips

It's in a ratings battle with David Hasslehoff's show where he delivers a short sermon while abusing solvents: "Hoff's Huffing Homilies"

ah sure now you're just making shit up

It replaced the cancelled Dwight 'Mad Murdock from The A Team' Schultz talk show "Schultz Schoots Schit"

cancelled due to falling audiences once peanuts fans clicked that it wasn't what they were hoping for

It’s the first book generated entirely by Twitter

this is retarded and an outright lie

http://www.powerhousebooks.com/photos/twitter_wit_web600px.jpg

unless the foreword by biz stone wasn't a tweet?

"biz stone"

I heard that all his tweets are ghost-tweeted...

Also it seems weird to say it the first book generated by Twitter when it's a book of quotes orally generated by one person, which were then just retyped on Twitter. i.e. it's not like original content created specifically for Twitter, it's just someone saying shit out loud, which someone else is then retyping in Twitter. If that makes sense. The content would have existed in some form, however ephemeral, even if Twitter did not exist.

ban panicjames, basically

how many posts does it normally take before people stsrt to pay attention to him though?

I think panicjames of dontpaniconline.com could be a valuable new poster.

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^ pre-emptive defence, we got a strategist here.

"Shit", my dad says...

"Shit. My dad says..."

"Also it seems weird to say it the first book generated by Twitter when it's a book of quotes orally generated by one person"

dude i'm pretty sure that very little or none of this is actually shit his dad said

Santa Claus is also just a dude dressed up for pay, usually.

xp "(bull)shit my dad says (anything like this)"

"I can't turn my face into a spam."

^ all net

i bought this book, the day it came out. unsigned! what was i thinking.

its not "entirely generated by twitter" either, its more like justin halperns memoirs. a books worth of his dads jibes, as seen on twitter, would have been fine by me.

cancelled due to falling audiences once peanuts fans clicked that it wasn't what they were hoping for

peanuts fans probably know the author's name

if i ever get to the point where my job is to do PR on message boards, i authorize any ilxor to murder me

Look At This Fucking Idea For A Blog-To-Book Deal

Can't believe panicjames hasn't come back to answer these spurious accusations

Okay, that "Sting's Wandering Beard" thing was actually big LULZ. xp

Shit my street-teamer says

even if you don't like it, you could probably sell a signed copy for a pile on eBay.

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