The Last Near-Orgasmic Piece Of Fruit You Ate.

i had some big strawberries tonight...oh my god i got a little weak in the knees.

Watermelon salad with basil and jalapenos and cucumber. This afternoon.

This one time a few months ago I bought a champagne mango at work and biked home from work and attacked the thing like a rabid dog sitting on the crowded train platform.

big, deep red strawberries, sweet w/ almost zero tartness

gold kiwis

mangosteens

first-of-summer local strawberries, so many, so small, so full of perfect sweetness

mangos are a down n' dirty experience like every time; i don't see how it could be otherwise

i just had some blueberries that, i swear to god, had sweet, sour and salty flavors all at once. amazing.

dates and dates and dates and dates

peaches in my oatmeal last week

a good ripe peach, man, that is some triple x-rated stuff right there.

the nectarine's name says it all
that said, i could eat my body weight in perfect raspberries

i want a peach now. keep seeing the little doughnut peaches everywhere. co-op market wanted 99 cents a piece for them though so i passed today.

my late night snack last night was cherry yogurt/granola/those big strawberries mentioned above/blueberries. in a bowl. soooooooo good.

cherries cherries cherries been eating so many cherries

i want a champagne mango so bad now

Strawberries! Have been growing my own (easiest fruit ever). Every single day for the past week I have come back from my veg plot with over a kilo of strawberries. Best chore yet?

We've got cherry trees too, but the birds *always* get to those first.

this is not in the spirit of the thread, but i have bad luck with strawberries. when i get a good one they're amazing, but that's happened, like, three times in my life.

The last time I had fruit this good, I not only took filthy pictures, I made a photo gallery.

http://fluxion23.com/galleries/mango/

(also it was an excuse to play with Adobe's automated Flash photo gallery generator thing. But it was still an amazing piece of fruit, so I never deleted the gallery.)

oh how the future will judge us, by the content of our flash mango galleries

I would be totally ok with that, if that were my judgment.

man, in kenya i had so many good mangos, you guys don't even ... i mean ...

smh

yeah I figure the india is pretty much the same.

mangos if there were a god they'd not have a stone and be peelable like a banana.

but they're pretty good as they so, fuck gods.

they are

Yeah, they require a knife, but so do a lot of things that no one questions, and they're better than most of those things.

this is not in the spirit of the thread, but i have bad luck with strawberries. when i get a good one they're amazing, but that's happened, like, three times in my life.

― horseshoe, Sunday, June 20, 2010 6:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

this used to be my experience too until now! I look for driscoll strawberries, and try to find the boxes with the biggest ones, that are a deep deep red. stay away from the ones that are still whitish around the stem.

I'm still thinking about a pint of blueberries I had about 2 months ago. they were firm, but very sweet with only a little tartness. the texture was amazing - they popped in your mouth.

mangoes in india are...i mean! amazing

they don't require a mango, but it's messy

lol they don't require a knife. mango mango mango.

a ripe pineapple that i plan to eat the hell out of with cucumber, jalapeño, maybe beets, spinach, oranges, lime-tomatillo-sriracha vinaigrette, romaine, some avocado, little bit of queso fresco

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees just throw all that stuff into my mouth pls

Sometimes I feel very sad that fruit never gives me this kind of experience :( I dont know why. I mean fruit is ok, but it never moves me. I'm sure it isnt always due to crap fruit either.

stop smoking!!

Oh its not that - there's a heap of other foods I find brain meltingly delicious! (a good cheese is heaven)

eating fruits makes me feel like this more or less
FRUITS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpqBAOpamJs

had a glass of delicious fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice this morning, from hoity-toity brunch place.

http://www.plumbelieveable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/black-splendor-plum_c.jpg

Black plums are predictable causes of soiled knickers for me.

Well you shouldn't eat so many of them.

I know they must be out of season (or close to it) at this point, but my local stand keeps stocking these amazing honey tangerines, and I just keep gobbling them up.

Black plums are predictable causes of soiled knickers for me.

gonna assume that didn't come out right

depends

i love pineapple so much that i even love tinned pineapple.

alphonse mangooooooo

I think I'd steer clear of a fruit if it looked like it were near-orgasmic. Juicy is one thing, but that's a bit much.

depends

unbeatable protection

gonna assume that didn't come out right

Yep. Missed the word "near" in thread title. But I do love black plums.

Huge blackberries from my parents' vines last year. My dad wanted to clear out the fencing that they climbed on, so I transplanted them to my yard in March. They're covered with fruit...fingers crossed that the quality is anywhere near as good in this soil and with my benign neglect.

Ice cold young coconut on the North Shore of O'ahu. Sweltering day, drank the juice out then dug out all the ice cold creamy meat. A+

"creamy meat"

hi, i'm 14, and this thread is the gift that keeps on giving the out-of-context lulz

fresh cut watermelon, last sunday

I destroyed a plate of fresh cut watermelon at a lunch meeting this week at work. No one else got a look in. Delicous.

I want to marry this young coconut

scooping out its delicious innards~~~

Yung Coconut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yScwHKCfAeQ

But in all seriousness, I love blood oranges

Clementine slices, between Xmas and New Years, after getting high with my sister & brother-in-law.