bad kissers

ew.

don't fucking suck on my chin, thx.

here's the thing tho, does anyone actually think they're a bad kisser?

move thread to ILTMI and I'll tell ya, sweetcheeks

i remember when i was taught how to kiss. it was kind of horrible. like how the hell was i supposed to know how to do it? he had to stop me and be like "just follow me, let me do it"

no substitute for experience imo, start out at 13 and get gradually less slurpy as you get to do more interesting stuff below the neck

slurpy is the worst

well i wouldn't kiss a 13 yr old these days if that's what you're saying

slurpy + bad breath is what i was dealing with last weekend and i was really just kind of shocked

inexcusable

and he was not 13

glad to hear it

I try to play it cool for the first five to ten seconds -- figure out how sloppy he is, how active or passive I should be, etc. Never a good idea to just attack.

less is more i feel

well i dunno there're times when you don't want to feel like you're making out with the vicar's wife either, y'know?

Sometimes making out with the vicar himself will do.

Wost kisser I've ever encountered wasn't sloppy, she just kept her mouth all the way open and moved her tongue around in a circle really fast the whole time. Boring as fuck.

Wort I ever kissed was a guy I dated briefly years ago. I don't even know how he physically did it but he would just make these short sucking movements on my lips like a suction cup or something and that was it. The noises were awful and there was nothing enjoyable about it. :/

Wost kisser I've ever encountered wasn't sloppy, she just kept her mouth all the way open and moved her tongue around in a circle really fast the whole time. Boring as fuck.

Was just about to post something like this!

terrible. at that point just go home.

i really don't need there to be that much going on with your tongue, tbh. like, at all.

The first time I kissed a guy, he said afterward, "You need to open your mouth more." So the next time I kissed another person I was doing it dental-patient style, which I fear may have been disconcerting for this poor fellow.

xp generosity in all things makes a good partner imo, and yeah that's including tongue when it's called for

yea but i think way too many ppl equate kissing with french kissing. i mean, you don't have to go there THE WHOLE TIME. lips can be a very useful thing, and i don't need to straight-out tongue-wrestle to be passionate.

i remember when i was taught how to kiss.... like how the hell was i supposed to know how to do it?

I thought everyone learned from the movies.

Not exactly bad, but I kissed a girl once who seemed to be in 1/6th slow motion when she kissed. Everything; lips, tongue, head, hands, just moved remarkably slowly. It was cool in a novel way, but if kissing her had become a regular thing, I think that might have gotten really fucking annoying.

once kissed a girl who immediately put her tongue as far into my mouth as was possible. it made me gag.

Anyone with bad dental hygiene...

anyone too grabby imo

the other night this guy would stick out his tongue everytime i went to kiss him. i literally had to keep wiping my mouth. it's like, get a clue.

this is lol high school and kind of too obvious to deserve mention, but i once kissed a girl who's teeth were just gnashing away at the inside of my mouth the whole time

In my exp, men think girls who kiss passively are better than girls who take control of the tongue thing themselves. Have been told on a couple of occasions that men like less tongue from a girl; meanwhile they're violating my dentist-patient confidentiality. Sigh. Perhaps I am doomed to be a "bad kisser."

noo i don't believe it.

this is how i break it down to an extent: obviously it's no good if a girl is overly shy or unresponsive, but there's the obverse risk of being too forceful and not having enough of a ebb and flow of gentler & less gentle moments. it's really nice to have a girl take control of the tongue, as you put it, but it gets boring if she won't cool it once in a while.

I don't like tongue IN my mouth, I don't see the point in it just being in there, hanging out, being squishy -- I think tongues are better used for touching things with, seeing as how they're even more sensitive than fingertips at feeling out surfaces.

I love this thread.

lips are so nice, though xp

i once kissed a girl (i know) who was like humping my mouth with her tongue, i don't think she "got it." I sometimes wonder if she still kisses like this but we are friends now.

Kissing is so fun!

But, yeah, less is more, esp. tongue.

I made eye contact with this hot chick in a night club in Paris over the course of several weeks before she was introduced to me though a common friend and we made a date to meet later in the Luxembourg Gardens of all places. She was a ravishingly hot Israeli girl and one thing led to another and we started making out on a secluded bench. It was sadly our last date 'cause she was, at times, literally sucking my face well past my lips and doing some very vigorous buccal exploration with her tongue. It killed my mood dead.

A problem with that kind of kissing is I have a hard time not imagining my face is being eaten alive by some sort of sea creature.

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/0/0d/Barboachanime.png

Exactly. Her grip on my face made me think of some kind of succubus.

:-(

there was this girl who would just open her mouth wide and then . . . nothing. i don't even know where her tongue went!

I dated a guy once who was all about little stingy-lipped bird kisses all the time. I felt like I was being pecked to death.

prob got eaten by one of these guys
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f181/44221d1239579277-tongue-eating-isopod-tongue-replacement-isopod-1.jpg

The other thing I can't stand is when she's too passive or too one dimensional. I like pecks and smooches and deep kisses and, you know, variety.

harbl you suck ;alksdjf;alksdjf;lakj

tee hee

a little bit of forcefulness goes a long way too

why did I look at that

general kick ass rule: if you are wondering if yer using too much tongue, you are, so stop it.

I don't remember kissing.

Fffffuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkk...

This is bad. I don't actually remember how to kiss. Like, what it feels like, how to do it, any of it.

It's like if you don't see someone for a really long time, you gradually forget, and then one day, you realise you no longer remember what they look like. You can't picture their face in your mind any more.

I have forgotten kissing. And that's kinda sad.

man this thread makes me never want to kiss again

yeah it can make you crazy thinking you are one of *those* people so why bother. fwiw i don't really care, within reason. better than no kissing.

In my exp, men think girls who kiss passively are better than girls who take control of the tongue thing themselves

think some else covered this but just want to register my 'no, not necessariyl' response to this kthx

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CdYPU_IkVBk/SebvmQTUYVI/AAAAAAAAAYY/fD4H1h4s-Ew/s400/Tongue+Monster+from+Mars+copy.jpg

ok wtf @ posting pics of my exes, that's not cool.

dangers of friending mf-ers on facebook i guess

sorry I shouldn't pry into your facebook like that :/ my bad

that was an xp hah

Kissin's all about the fun passionate grapple - sometimes it goes yicky for sure but when it doesn't, hoy baby, yes.

Once this guy I was hanging out with me snogged me suddenly in the city street, which for 2 seconds was like "oooh yeh" .. until he BIT MY TOUNGE REALLY REALLY HARD. He actually tore the join thingy under my tounge and made it bleed :/

Yeah, that was that with him ugh.

^ had this, but bit into the sides of my tongue. hurt like fuck and took ages to heal.

worst one I had was a girl who seemed to think the best approach was to violently suck on my tongue extremely hard like a pressure-clamp, in very short bursts, so any sensuality was swallowed up in "I *must* detach your papillae"

best was a girl I probably should have dated properly rather than seen a few times then let slide - really coquettish, playful...would resist kisses then permit only shallow, halting ones, and would use exactly the right amount of tongue to kick around the lips (i.e. not much)...only very occasionally surrendering to full tongue

to violently suck on my tongue extremely hard like a pressure-clamp

evidence of a desire to perform oral iirc

hmmmmmm

move thread to ILTMI and I'll tell ya, sweetcheeks

even were it in my power to do so, i'll pass thks

Thing is, it's so personal, and varies so much from kissee to kissee that it's impossible to tell.

I have dated boys for whom the "pressure lock tongue suck" is seen as evidence of oral desire and it sends them into a twitching erotic frenzy and "omg, do that again...." And again, coquettish is OK for some, but for other boys, it's "just knock it off, and kiss me properly!"

Your mileage may vary. Unless you're a really super-weird kisser who, like, sticks out their tongue and expects aerial acrobats to follow outside the mouth, technique that works with one person may not work with another, and vice versa.

God there are a lot of bad kissers out there, huh? It's so disappointing being really excited to kiss someone and then having it all fall apart.

maybe WE are the bad kissers eh

naaaaaah

Yeah speak for yourself LJ. Pretty sure I'm awesome in this respect.

lj outing himself as an unconfident kisser- NAGL in 2010 tbh

http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/RBL/RBL008/b13504.jpg

YOU GOTTA GET OUT THERE, GET IN THEIR FACES

lol do you rly think I'm speaking for myself there

man, i wish i hadn't read that as faeces.

that would be some bad kissing, imo.

You know, the old, "Hey let me show you how I likes to be kissed" really works wonders on a bad kisser tbh.

and olive oyl