1) climb everest. 1/10 chance of dying? sunburn in yr mouth from reflection off snow? hypothermia? frostbite? fuck that shit.
― all the geir, no idea (ledge), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:15 (fourteen years ago)
1/10? Not as much as that surely? I though Everest was (relatively) a piece of piss to climb?
― I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:16 (fourteen years ago)
2) Run a marathon. Are you INSANE? Genius minds dedicated their whole lives so that humans didn't have to do that stupid shit.
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:16 (fourteen years ago)
3) become part of a human centipede
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:17 (fourteen years ago)
4) Have a child. Sensible people get on with their lives and achieve stuff! Having children is for the WEAK!
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:18 (fourteen years ago)
5) Make your own pasta, or puff pastry. Don't be a twat, even chefs say it's not worth it
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:18 (fourteen years ago)
6) Write a book. Nobody reads books any more!
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:19 (fourteen years ago)
7) ban l0u1s jagg3r
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:19 (fourteen years ago)
8) Visit a foreign country. If you were meant to see it you would have been born there.
― Phil D., Friday, 25 June 2010 11:20 (fourteen years ago)
9) An Arts degree? REALLY?
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:20 (fourteen years ago)
10) Move to, or from, the suburbs. This is only gonna end in tears, let's face it.
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:20 (fourteen years ago)
11) Get your foreskin caught in your zipper.
― Vision Creation Mansun (NickB), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:21 (fourteen years ago)
12) contract herpes
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:21 (fourteen years ago)
xp accidents don't count, tbf
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:21 (fourteen years ago)
13) fail to count accidents
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:22 (fourteen years ago)
14) Have wild passionate sex with a long-lost sibling you weren't told about. It could be anyone within a certain age-range, so exercise caution.
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:22 (fourteen years ago)
There are accidents and there are ACCIDRRRRGAHBLURRRGHS
― Vision Creation Mansun (NickB), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:23 (fourteen years ago)
15) pilates
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:23 (fourteen years ago)
And there are also really weird fetishes. You know that somewhere on the internet there's a group for people who are into intentionally catching someone's foreskin in a zipper.
― display-name aesthete (snoball), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:25 (fourteen years ago)
16) Vote Liberal Democrat
― I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:25 (fourteen years ago)
17) Swim with dolphins, you're just being patronised really
― Vision Creation Mansun (NickB), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago)
18) vote, it's all corrupt, it's all rigged
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago)
19. Swim with Liberal Democrats
― I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:27 (fourteen years ago)
20) Watch the sunrise with a loved one. Soon the sun will set and darkness will return.
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:27 (fourteen years ago)
much like in life, after contracting herpes this thread went down a long and lonely path of bad options tbh
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:27 (fourteen years ago)
21) write poetry - i mean really
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:28 (fourteen years ago)
22) Open an arts centre. You're only feeding a culture of snobbery! Should have just opened a store, they're useful.
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:29 (fourteen years ago)
23) read the bible/the koran/battlefield earth
― all the geir, no idea (ledge), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:29 (fourteen years ago)
24) Opera
― I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:30 (fourteen years ago)
25) spell center as centre - how pompous!
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:30 (fourteen years ago)
26) Assume everyone is American
― emil.y, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:31 (fourteen years ago)
22) wake up in bed next to a grumpy stranger who may or may not ignore you
― ampersand (remy bean), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:31 (fourteen years ago)
28) Be nostalgic about your childhood
― Davek (davek_00), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:32 (fourteen years ago)
29) miscount on a list thread
― all the geir, no idea (ledge), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:32 (fourteen years ago)
30) Facebook
― I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:32 (fourteen years ago)
27) Ruin other people's fun
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:32 (fourteen years ago)
32) miscount on a list thread
33) repeat other people's jokes
― emil.y, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:33 (fourteen years ago)
34) Transatlantic discussion. You don't wanna know how the other half live. Stay ignorant and just assume it's all cornburgers and jam toothpaste, safer that way.
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:34 (fourteen years ago)
35) get advice about your sex life by posting about it in graphic detail on a public message board
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago)
36) Nandos
― Davek (davek_00), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago)
37) Whitecastle's
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:36 (fourteen years ago)
38) erotic rodents
― ampersand (remy bean), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:36 (fourteen years ago)
39) Appoint Rafa Benitez in any kind of supervisory/advisory role
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:36 (fourteen years ago)
40) Golf and strippers with Harry Redknapp
― Davek (davek_00), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:37 (fourteen years ago)
41) Eat authentic national cuisine. They're just trying to brainwash you. Stick to what you know.
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:37 (fourteen years ago)
42) *sigh*
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:38 (fourteen years ago)
43) Try to convince people, even big music geeks to like Cardiacs
― Davek (davek_00), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:38 (fourteen years ago)
44) self-trepanation
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:39 (fourteen years ago)
45) Rollercoasters - if God had wanted us to vomit at 80 mph, he would have put our mouths on the back of our heads
― Vision Creation Mansun (NickB), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago)
46) masturbating in front of an infant
― sarahel, Friday, 25 June 2010 11:44 (fourteen years ago)
Try to convince people, even big music geeks to like Cardiacs
I'm normally pretty good at turning people onto awesome bands but seriously this has a strike-rate of about 0.000
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:45 (fourteen years ago)
47) doggedly pursuing never-gonna-happen crushes
― Davek (davek_00), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:46 (fourteen years ago)
unless your some kind of masochist
48) Marry the person of your dreams. They're dreams for a reason.
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:47 (fourteen years ago)
49) Try to reason with Geir Hongro
― I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:48 (fourteen years ago)
50) Go for a country walk. It's all one big illusion. What you're really witnessing is filth, slaughter and decay, and you're also getting too much sun.
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:50 (fourteen years ago)
51) Attempt to like 'The-Dream' (I'm all for poptimism guys/gals, but seriously?!)
― Davek (davek_00), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:52 (fourteen years ago)
52) Positivity in general is for mugs
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:52 (fourteen years ago)
http://images5.cafepress.com/product/402974505v5_225x225_Back.jpg
― all the geir, no idea (ledge), Friday, 25 June 2010 11:57 (fourteen years ago)
53) Shave. Trying to get one over on time and nature are we? Like some kind of big man? Get a grip for heavens sake.
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 25 June 2010 12:54 (fourteen years ago)
54) Grow a beard. You don't look rugged or distinguished. You look like a paedophile.
― emil.y, Friday, 25 June 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago)
^ only applies to ladies tbh
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:02 (fourteen years ago)
No no, bearded ladies are the exception.
― emil.y, Friday, 25 June 2010 13:03 (fourteen years ago)
Unless they're Cocorosie.
― emil.y, Friday, 25 June 2010 13:04 (fourteen years ago)
bearded ladies are the exception.
― emil.y, 25 June 2010 13:03 (35 seconds ago)
i only wish that were true in my neckbeard of the woods
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:04 (fourteen years ago)
55. Wash a hat.
― Phil D., Friday, 25 June 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago)
56. have sex on your roommate's white couch
― ampersand (remy bean), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:24 (fourteen years ago)
57: Spend valuable life-time gaining an appreciation of the history and memes of a minor web community
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago)
58) Lapse on 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings. Seriously, kids, just say no.
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:29 (fourteen years ago)
59) Try to work what LJ is talking about in the last post
― I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
60) Use the ILX search function. You'll probably find something you'll really hate. Ignorance is security.
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:36 (fourteen years ago)
61) Revisit a highway
― mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 25 June 2010 13:36 (fourteen years ago)
62) Die
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 25 June 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago)
Tom D beat me to #49
63) prepare your own sushi.
― Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 25 June 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago)
64) Wholegrain anything
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Friday, 25 June 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago)
65) fake the funk on a nasty dunk
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 25 June 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
66) use more than one adjective to modify a noun
― sarahel, Monday, 28 June 2010 09:34 (fourteen years ago)
67) eat garlic. especially not *right* before you die -- think of the poor undertaker!
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Monday, 28 June 2010 10:58 (fourteen years ago)
68) watch ABC's Lost
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:00 (fourteen years ago)
Surprised this one took so long to appear tbh
― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:06 (fourteen years ago)
69) Work an office job. Srsly. Whyyyy. God. My life.
― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:09 (fourteen years ago)
nobody does it except to pay bills, if that's any reminder
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:11 (fourteen years ago)
70) spend your time at 69) doing 57)
― postcards from the (ledge), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:11 (fourteen years ago)
100% RONG, as long as the 'bills paid' condition continues to be fulfilled
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:16 (fourteen years ago)
idk it might be nice, even if stuck in an office job, to have one that was somewhat more demanding of ones time (in an intellectually fulfilling fashion of course)
― postcards from the (ledge), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago)
i think you misunderstand what it is to be in an 'office job'
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:26 (fourteen years ago)
i mean, i got lots to be doing, no frontin
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:27 (fourteen years ago)
the misunderstanding might be on the part of my employers...
― postcards from the (ledge), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:28 (fourteen years ago)
i've seen your crossword clues, you're easily misunderstood imo
― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:29 (fourteen years ago)
So tru. Mind you I'm glad I get away with it and dont have to answer to some cockfaces waving coffee mugs going Yeahhhhh TPS reports so hey, whatever.
― C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago)
This list should be called "the fuck it list."
― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Monday, 28 June 2010 14:00 (fourteen years ago)
71. kill a man over a game of scrabble
― LB (latebloomer), Monday, 28 June 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago)