BILL GATES ARRESTED FOR GUI

Apologies. This is just a childish thread connections attempt with MEL GIBSON ARRESTED FOR DUI.

hahahahahaha

PLANNED PARENTHOOD ARRESTED FOR IUD

FOREIGN IMMIGRANTS ARRESTED FOR ESL

this is gonna have a go at "name farts by their sensations" for least funny thread of the year isn't it?

somebody call snoball

Oh. Our sense of humor is wrong, is it? Sorry, mister Jordan sir.

STANM ARRESTED FOR LOL

OLD MCDONALD ARRESTED FOR EIEIO

JAGGER ARRESTED FOR TMI

BTO ARRESTED FOR TCB

ledge taking us on the right track

ALL IN THREAD ARRESTED FOR TLA

somebody call snoball

― hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 July 2010 17:01 (28 minutes ago)

Call me what?

hahahahahaha

― ksh, Friday, July 2, 2010 10:48 AM (46 minutes ago)

was funny til Jordan showed up. Self-fulfilling prophecy.

me-ow!

DAVE EGGERS ARRESTED FOR AHWOSG

BTO ARRESTED FOR TCB

Thread worth it for this alone.

BABA ARRESTED FOR BUI

FRENCH PEOPLE ARRESTED FOR OUI

LUNA ARRESTED FOR LIE

STEVE JOBS ARRESTED FOR RFI

DAVID YOW ARRESTED FOR QUI

Himself and herself are calling it quits

I bet shes antivaxx

Poor should die .. and here's why

BILL GATES DIVORCED FOR STD

Does this mean the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation shall change its name? What would they do with all that custom stationary they had printed up?

Who gets to run the vaccine mind control? He probably covered that in the pre-nup, I guess.

Someone's about to become a very well-compensated wingman.

Does this mean the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation shall change its name? What would they do with all that custom stationary they had printed up?

Their press release states that they will continue to run it together, so it seems probable that it will keep the name.

who gets which hemisphere

which hemisphere

Wait, what are we talking about exactly?

Kennedy's brain

if she really is an antivaxer they could have two organisations, one to develop vaccines and one to not distribute them

Several of my soc med acquaintances have made a big deal of this news? I am genuinely confused. Do people like them? Idk how it isn't obvious that someone who could solve world hunger, literally, before breakfast, and not notice any difference in their bank account and yet DOESN'T DO THAT, is not a good person.

xo looooool

damn this sucks they were the reason i named my children bill and melinda gates

Bill probably wanted an open marriage like the dweeb from Silicon Valley.

Could he solve world hunger?

Xp

He's certainly doing more for the world than most techie dbags

"They" I should've said... including Melinda

here we go again

this thread title is A+++

"He's certainly doing more for the world than most techie dbags"

LOL! good to see US ilx haven't lost their famous sense of humour

Even if that was true it’s like being the best fascist dictator in Europe. It was kinda cute when Salazar got Truman Show-ed!

most benign "good doctor" since Shipman or Mengele!

some top bantz from Lord Sugar this morning

Bill Gates divorce. Lawyers must be licking their lips. I wonder if they will use Excel for the calculations. For sure they will use Word for legal communication most probably sent by email using Outlook.

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) May 3, 2021

Even if that was true it’s like being the best fascist dictator in Europe. It was kinda cute when Salazar got Truman Show-ed!

All it takes to pwn a Portuguese fascist is a picture of a chair, it's great.

https://uproxx.com/viral/melinda-gates-bill-gates-jeffrey-epstein/

I hope these stories are being leaked by her people and not just made up.

https://www.businessinsider.com/melinda-gates-divorce-bill-gates-since-at-least-2019-wsj-2021-5

wall street journal also running with a story about this

why the fuck would someone be "friends" with epstein?

because they were weirdos with limited social aptitude who live isolated lives, and he was a skilled social climber with a gift for blandishments?

i think there is something deeper. it doesn't mean gates was involved in the criminal activity, but i think there was something about epstein's operation that led him to be someone gates could gain from knowing.

i don't want to be a digital detective, but everything about this story is frustrating. so much doesn't add up.

"Bill and Melinda Gates have been working on their divorce since 2019, WSJ reports"

MS will have the divorce together by the time service pack 1 comes out.

HAR HAR HAR...

The lawyers are waiting for the next blue screen so they can get the code on why the marriage failed.

c'mon treesh bring us your conspiracy theories

I feel pretty comfortable saying anyone who hung out w Epstein for more than an hour, and on multiple occasions, knew what was up

he had been arrested and served time for child sex trafficking BEFORE gates first met him.

yep

oh that's not a conspiracy theory, that is just the most straightforward interpretation of the information we have.

right. so the question -- not the theory -- is why was gates getting mixed up with epstein at that time? clearly the cost/benefit analysis, if he is just looking for more people to pitch into scientific or humanitarian causes, would lead one to conclude epstein was more trouble than he is worth. the only things epstein offered that other billionaires couldn't is 1.) children to exploit, 2.) compromising information on other powerful people.

maybe there is a 3.)

or maybe gates is so naive he just wanted epstein to pitch into philanthropic causes and assumed he had been reformed after that laughably light sentence.

Gates is amoral and doesn’t give a shit about the welfare of children and his “philanthropy” is basically a scam to launder his reputation (among other things), which will likely work and certainly has so far, so I can’t say I’m too surprised he hooked up w Epstein

Also probably a nonce

yeah but if the gates foundation was about laundering his reputation, aligning himself with epstein in the 2010s is a bad move

That remains to be seen tbh

Maybe it's just the increased focus and reporting in recent but it seems like the foundation has been doing a terrible job of laundering his reputation, given it only seems to have grown worse since he left Microsoft.

I hope that’s true but my sense is that outside of vaccine conspiracists he is generally thought of as a benevolent dude who has given his fortune away

He got away with associating with Epstein until now. He had every reason to believe no one would even notice.

I say now but it’s not like there will be any repercussions. No one’s kicking him off any boards or killing fawning coverage of him in general.

yeah but why associate with him, beginning in the 2010s, when epstein was already a notorious sex offender.

Because you’re an egomaniac with a zillion dollars and get away with everything? Given the lack of downside, why not?

maybe

I hope that’s true but my sense is that outside of vaccine conspiracists he is generally thought of as a benevolent dude who has given his fortune away

Sadly true yes, gets brought up in "the ultra rich aren't all bad" discussions by supposedly otherwise intelligent people in a way that Bezos or Zuckerberg never do.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/16/business/bill-melinda-gates-divorce-epstein.html

On at least a few occasions, Mr. Gates pursued women who worked for him at Microsoft and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, according to people with direct knowledge of his overtures. In meetings at the foundation, he was at times dismissive toward his wife, witnesses said.

And then there was Jeffrey Epstein, whom Mr. Gates got to know beginning in 2011, three years after Mr. Epstein, who faced accusations of sex trafficking of girls, pleaded guilty to soliciting prostitution from a minor. Ms. French Gates had expressed discomfort with her husband spending time with the sex offender, but Mr. Gates continued doing so, according to people who were at or briefed on gatherings with the two men.

For years, Mr. Gates continued to go to dinners and meetings at Mr. Epstein’s home, where Mr. Epstein usually surrounded himself with young and attractive women, said two people who were there and two others who were told about the gatherings.

does not sounds like an amicable divorce

Some of the employees said that while they disapproved of Mr. Gates’s behavior, they did not perceive it to be predatory. They said he did not pressure the women to submit to his advances for the sake of their careers, and he seemed to feel that he was giving the women the space to refuse his advances.

why not look for sidea action discreetly *outside* your own workplace then?

Well, he did become buddies with Epstein

yeah but why associate with him, beginning in the 2010s, when epstein was already a notorious sex offender.

― treeship., Tuesday, May 11, 2021 4:03 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Because you’re an egomaniac with a zillion dollars and get away with everything? Given the lack of downside, why not?

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, May 11, 2021 4:10 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

maybe

― treeship., Tuesday, May 11, 2021 4:11 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol, posts vmic hof, imo.

Bill Gates hoped Jeffrey Epstein would help him land the Nobel Prize, "which is what Bill wants more than anything else in the world,” ex-foundation staffer tells us. With @LachCartwright https://t.co/SAwuMyqgfd via @thedailybeast

— kate briquelet (@kbriquelet) May 18, 2021

the nobel prize for dumbness maybe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs

Citizen Pane

Imagine you’re an incomprehensibly wealthy old man and want some strange…do you:

A) make friends with another old rich guy who is obviously sex-trafficking minors?
B) hit on people at work?
C) both A and B?
D) try to think of literally any other options, fail, and go with C?

Bill Gates alone, in line at Dick's, wanting some strange.

Bachelor sex-offender Jeffrey Epstein gave Bill Gates advice on ending his marriage with Melinda after the Microsoft co-founder complained about her during a series of meetings at the money manager’s mansion, according to two people familiar with the situation.

Gates used the gatherings at Epstein’s $77 million New York townhouse as an escape from what he told Epstein was a “toxic” marriage, a topic both men found humorous.

The billionaire met Epstein dozens of times starting in 2011 and continuing through to 2014 mostly at the financier’s Manhattan home — a substantially higher number than has been previously reported.

Gates, in turn, encouraged Epstein to rehabilitate his image in the media following his 2008 guilty plea for soliciting a minor for prostitution, and discussed Epstein becoming involved with the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jeffrey-epstein-gave-bill-gates-advice-on-how-to-end-toxic-marriage-sources-say

The Melinda camp really letting loose huh

D) try to think of literally any other options, fail, and go with C?

I can’t see how he’d fail. Some people would likely get with him out of curiosity, for the “story.”

you misread that sentence

Oh he failed to think of alternatives gotchu

I'm beginning to think that making piles and piles and piles of money may magnify the impact of your moral failings

https://newrepublic.com/article/162451/bill-gates-matt-gaetz-jeffrey-epstein-sex-trafficking

On the Gates Foundation’s war on poor sex workers while Billy pals around with an actual sex trafficker.

Every "Rich Person" isn't an oligarch in the public discourse regardless of what we "intellectuals" may think. Oligarchs are evil businessmen who oppress the masses. Good luck convincing people Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos are Oligarchs even if they fit the textbook definition

— Dr. Jason Johnson (@DrJasonJohnson) February 4, 2020