kid-targeted junk food

shrek kudos look repulsive; like they shaved his warts onto a granola bar.

The Spongebob pop tarts look like they've gone mouldy.

shrek kudos look repulsive; like they shaved his warts onto a granola bar.

― p.j.b. (pj), Monday, 5 July 2010 18:24 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

pop tarts 'made' from the lava that shrivelled anakin into a freak? yummy!

Buy these, you will...

I was really hoping this would be one of those Men's Health articles, and they'd have a lower-calorie alternative listed for each one. In case I ever take up parenting.

all the shrek greens kinda take me back to the ecto cooler days tbh

*closes eyes, purses lips around tiny imaginary straw*

i like how the hulk's only connection to that pack of oreos seems to be that he's green and money is also green. i bet he has a hard time with the oreo twist anyway. maybe stick to oreos when you're just bruce banner and not so angry, hulk.

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Shrek has brought so much evil into this world.

Ecto Coolers were bad, too, but at least they help me keep straight 'endothermic' v 'exothermic' (reasoning: ecto cooler = ghosts, ghosts probably do not have a self-regulated body temperature, ghosts = ECTOthermic)

And by 'endothermic' I mean 'ectothermic'

Tonight's actua; lesson: don't drink and find a poll no one looked at and post biology mnemonics that work on a one-person level

the spongebob popsicles are just pushups, they were flintstones branded for 20 years before that. the worst form of boomer hypocrisy at work here