"This actor should have realized that posing as a bride for immigration purposes could land her a role in a real-life crime drama," Special Agent Miguel Unzueta said.
― kkvgz, Thursday, 8 July 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― young werther's originals (s1ocki), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)
Was that a written statement or off the cuff?
― Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)
"casual drug users ought to be taken out and shot... we're in a war and even casual drug use is treason." - LAPD Police Chief Daryl Gates
― Master of the Manly Ballad (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
Not police, but a judge in the UK ruling that two gay asylum seekers don't have to return to their native countries for fear of persecution:
“Just as male heterosexuals are free to enjoy themselves playing rugby, drinking beer and talking about girls with their mates, so male homosexuals are to be free to enjoy themselves going to Kylie concerts, drinking exotically coloured cocktails and talking about boys with their straight female mates.”
― ailsa, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)
lol what an old cornball xp
― young werther's originals (s1ocki), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)
would gladly let raoul moat loose on daryl gates
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
too late
― goole, Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
died earlier this year, thankfully
― Master of the Manly Ballad (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)
KIN, Shakey :D
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
Read this today, sort of fits:
http://www.startribune.com/local/north/97908304.html?elr=KArks7PYDiaK7DUHPYDiaK7DUiD3aPc:_Yyc:aU7DYaGEP7vDEh7P:DiUs
Best quotes from the eight year old to the police:"One idea I had was for the police to drive the SWAT vehicle around the city, put some fear in these criminals so they pack up and move somewhere else,"
"We need to get mean and we need to mean it."
― Cunga, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
Image makes the quote http://i28.tinypic.com/4sgw39.jpg
― Cunga, Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
Special Branch officer chasing down Romanian kid last month thought he was testing dialogue for the Sweeney or something; when he caught the yoof, he said 'Why'd you make me run? Oi 'ate runnin'."
― THIS BOOK EQUAL CONJOB (suzy), Thursday, 8 July 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)
I recall a police quote where the cop cited the "Almond Joy Perp Defense;" "Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't."
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:06 (fifteen years ago)
"We are going to be on McCluskey like a cheap suit. We are not going to pull this thing down," Halliday said.
― more lunacy and witchcraft! (kkvgz), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 11:55 (fifteen years ago)
So I got Quisp cereal at Target. WTF is the deal, it's just like captain chrunch but it is shaped like red blood cells instead of hay bales.
― I'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt), Monday, 27 June 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)
corny crisps by the polis to the priss
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)
http://zengarland.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Knot.jpg
― Aimless, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 00:23 (fourteen years ago)
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/8986/bustersword.jpg
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)