I HATE ALEX.

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He's a fucking cunt. Tim is much worse.

― david h(0wie), Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

To Tim, re: Kate's arse - "Ha, watch this..."

This snide aside representing EVERYTHING that is wrong with lads.

― david h(0wie), Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i feel no one was at their best tonight, even my lovely jade

― mark s, Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Poor Jade.

― david h(0wie), Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

lucid is a word that wd adorn that post well, no?

― mark s, Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Or your gravestone.

― david h(0wie), Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"he was rarely lucid"

― i quite like that, Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Really, who doesn't hate Alex? Or Tim? (We all know who doesn't hate Jade.)

Hahaha, my Kate and Jonny stance has been vindicated by this FITE on no!!!

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The GBP, Dan. Re: Alex.

― david h(0wie), Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I don't know about Mr Heinstein or whatever... but so what?"

― Nicole, Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There's been an outbreak of Alex lookalikes in Romford! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

― DG, Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What has happened to Alex today? And did anything happen during the day, I turned on at five past and they were already on "The housemates have been drinking for the last five and a half hours".

― Graham, Thursday, 18 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jade did her demon flip-mode thing again! Kate is now the favourite, according to the awful RISE programme!

― jel --, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

whu-what happened last night. more fantastic arguing? I'm so excited that ILX is back, but I must just quickly go over to channel4 site...

― Alan T, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

!!!! ALEX MUST WIN! He's fantastic!!

― Sarah, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There was a big fite. Alex wound Jade up, who then had a slanging match with Jonny. They were all mega-drunk, and Jade seemed to get very confused about what she was angry about. Though, come to think of it, I was confused about what Alex had said in the first place.

― RickyT, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why did I mention flip mode? I keep singing "ante up" now!!!

― jel --, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Alex said something along the lines of Jade being a backstabber who talked about everyone behind their back. But then, who hasn't? Then he said he couldn't be arsed with her any more or something.

Anyway, I'm with Starry.

― Ally C, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Y'see that's what I thought he said. But it was so shrouded in talk of actors and players (same thing, surely - 17th centurey theatrical ed.) that I couldn't be sure he wasn't also telling tales about Jonny and Kate.

― RickyT, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If Alex wasnt up against Tim, then I would def vote Alex out after last nite, altho amusing to watch (i thought being miserable in an afro wig was an impossibility) he is jst being an arsehole! BUT, every time Tim so much as opens his mouth I feel compelled to string a long line of obscenities 2gether to describe him (much to the amusement of my b/f!) TIM MUST GO & BE BOOED V LOUDLY, GINGER TW@T.

― Pinkpanther, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it kind of started when my lovely jade tht she'd caught alex out, admitting "it was all an act" and called him on it, and he went off into a semi-deliberate gobbledygook riff abt actors vs playas, and back-stabbing, which she actually hardly heard any of becuz she was talking so much

she wdn't say it this way, but she's all abt "keeping it real", classic confused teen-style: this spat was basically tired adults vs the goth teen

― mark s, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But the thing that got me so much about it, was Alex going on about Jade arse licking & yet he is perfectly happy for Tim to perform the same action as every given moment!

― Pinkpanther, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It was actually the lost episode of Angel, where Angel decides that the puny humans aren't worth saving and goes back to sleep, leaving the Jade demon to get highly confused and unleash her banshee shreik.

― jel --, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't think he meant "arselicking is wrong = jade is evil", i think he meant "kiss my arse jade, i care not for you in any form"

― mark s, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He prob meant both!

― Pinkpanther, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A brief chat about Tim in the pub last night incensed us all so much that mobiles were whipped out and votes cast for the irritating twat.

In more BB news I just read that Endemol are going to hire the house out for office parties! For £18-20,000 they'll hire it out and you get a barbecue, disco and use of the diary room chair (they don't say if you get to talk to BB). They reckon it'll take 100 people but apparently they'll only hire to companies, not private parties so I guess we'll have to stick with the GHS for ILE outings.

― Emma, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex: "...but I don't care anyway because my name's Mary". Poor Jade was defenceless against such surrealist non-sequiturs.

― tricyclic_looper, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

watching the argument live on Wednesday night was ace, switching between the cameras to follow Jade's dervish like swirl around the house was hella cool. She was soooo confused, without Alex's strange comments.

I want Johnny to win, but then give half the money to Kate, for keeping him sane.

― chris, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

09011 154 405 (VOTE TIM) jst in case anyone is interested!!

― Pinkpanther, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

classic confused teen-style: this spat was basically tired adults vs the goth teen

for god's sake she is TWENTY ONE YEARS OLD mark, stop trying to excuse her behaviour on the basis that she is young. she is NOT a teen, she is supposedly a grownup, yet she acts like a bellowing, self-absorbed little baby and thinks she can get her own way by going all gooey ickle child flirty, and having a tantrum if it doesn't work. i FUCKING DESPISE that kind of behaviour.

― katie, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

at the pub last night I was talking to a couple of mates who went to the Adele vs Jade eviction, and according to them, the mother is an absolute nightmare and Jade has done well to get so far in life and stuff. And yes, the production staff were whipping the anti-Adele faction into a right old lather.

― chris, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

um that was not an excuse it was an analysis ktee: grown-up stops being a kneejerk criticism when you enter yr fifth decade, kinda, and as i said upthread, no one was in good form, inc.my lovely jade (irony alert: she was being quite SPECTACULARLY unlovely)

i seriously DON'T think she is sitting back twirling her waxed mustaches and thinking hahaHA today i calculate i shall win their wuv by acting the age of eight => i seriously DO think the four grown-ups — three if you don't count tim — last night all finally stopped bothering indulging her goth-teen ways, which have stood her in surprisingly good stead to date

― mark s, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

B-b-but I thought I WAS YOUR NU-GOD!!!

― Alex in SF, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well, quite (OK "excuse" was a bit harsh, sorry). it's about fecking time they TOLD IT TO HER STRAIGHT (i haf missed BB the last couple of days). didn't alex call her mouth "that yawning chasm on her face" or something? couldn't have put it better myself. and there is ALWAYS (unless you actually ARE three and have not developed a deep-speaking larynx yet) an element of calculation in putting a baby-voice on, whether you are aware of it or not - jade constantly tries to present herself as young and dim (she is both, but not THAT much) in order for people to take pity on her, tolerate her and do stuff for her. i mean, what does she do in her job? i can just imagine her "whossis? is a DWILL? babba jade not know about sharp pointy dwilly fing, you better do your own filling.... (patient opens mouth) URRRGHHH YOUR MOUF IS MIIINGGIIINNNNNGG!!!"

this combined with her quite astonishing level of self-absorption (eg interrupting EVERY conversation with HER opinion and when so and so happened to HER in her bellowing shriek) makes me, quite frankly, want to slap her.

― katie, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha suddenly i want to SWITCH DENTISTS!!

― mark s, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

in a way her ways *have* stood her in good stead, (i'd call them infantile rather than goth-teen ways though - goth-teen implies rebellion and all that and jade's never tried to rebel, in fact exactly the opposite - she tries to win over all of the people, all of the time) - as up until now people have just bitten their lip and thought it unfair to have a go at her cos after all it's not her fault that she's so bloody thick, right? in fact i guess you could say that the other housemates have been patronising her all this time, tolerating her because she's not the brightest spark and can occasionally be nice. but now THE COVER IS BLOWN!! they cannot hold their RAGE in any more! jade has SMELT THE COFFEE!!

― katie, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ktee's rage is the one that worries me.

― Alan T, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hey! are the rest of the trig bro questions going up soon? One of my friends is going to boo Tim at the actual house tonight.

― jel --, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i guess this is why i find jade so fascinating: her strategies seem as if they ought to have been a disaster but clearly aren't (and the fact they aren't causes more ostensibly grown-up and wised-up ppl in BB to question THEIR grasp of matters)

of course part of the answer is that BB does *not* reward the highest IQ or the most thrusting or possibly ANY attributes which win thru in the "real world"

i was watching a doc last night on that girl whose boyf disappeared in the australian outback, and the media response to her was all BB-style tabloid reaction-interpretation to how she dressed, how she smiled, why she didn't cry, LOOK HER SWEATER IS TIGHT CLEARLY SHE KILLED HIM...

― mark s, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ph34r my rage hahaha! ;)

― katie, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

high IQ notoriously *not* indicator of success in real world of course, see 10000 ~~surprising~~dull news stories passim about binmen with IQ of 9600

― RickyT, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think people who are stupid have a bigger advantage in life - just look at G.W. Bush.

― Nicole, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Make that rich stupid people, Nicole.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

alex is just as much a spoilt little princess as jade

― pulpo, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

alex is NOT a cunt. he's lovely. and props to him for finally telling it like it is to jade. plus, he's been bullied by virtually everyone in the house. jade is not as bad as slimy and creepy jonny, who manages to steer everything back to himslef and how his poor ma and dad and gran and joanne have to make the LONG LONG (yeah, you'd think it was cross-atlantic) trip down to london for his evictions. so obviously it is WRONG to nominate him just because it would inconvenience his poor family. HE'S the biggest cunt (and biggest phony) on the show!

― sandy, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan is alas right. I don't know, though, I can't get myself angry about Bush's lack of mental spark, it's sorta like getting annoyed at a new puppy for wetting the rug, because it will do that...

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Was that the real Sandy?

― david h(0wie), Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

TIM IS MY NU-GOD!

Is he really the only one to STAND TUFF against the unweilding M I G H T of Big Bwuvvah?
" And I have to inform you Big Brother, that I am being discriminated against!" And, with that, BB was SILENCED. Go Tim-my! Go Tim-my!

If I was ginger, I wouldn't want anyone to know about it either.

Alex is, indeed, a cunt.

― DavidM, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"comprendez?"

― mark s, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Spot on.

― Graham Norton, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Graham Norton is the LAST person in the world who should be making fun of someone else's hair colour. (Um, I was trying to think of an insulting term to describe Norton's hair but the best I can think of is "Patch-head!")

― jamesmichaelward, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well done Tim! Genius pantomime villian! The more you boo him, the stronger he gets! We'll remember him more than most of the others. He played a canny game.

― jel --, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That was just him really really not getting it. He thinks they him because of the pantomime thing, and dismisses the viewers as heathens. He can't comprendez that they might hate him because he's a despicable twat. Maybe it's just his way of dealing but christ that was the bizzarest 3 minutes of TV ever when they brought him out.

― Graham, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jade's latest: "Is Palestinia like India?".

They just put the phone number up on screen with 'every massage costs 25p' underneath. Someone's 'aving a larf.

― Ally C, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Alex is "disgusting" and as Tim would say "Compronde". Jade is a fucking pig. Why don't we roast her on a big stick? Tim is a ginger tosser and all ginger people shd die wit the exception of GM. Jade is a lying, back-stabbing bitch who sucks her own ass. Wot da fuck woz up wit da divide? Runnin around shootiin smack smokin crack gettin wacked on scooby snacks. fuck kates ass.

― Ed, Saturday, 20 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow dude quoting the Fun Loving Criminals, that's so fuckin Kool man...

― Andrew L, Sunday, 21 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ALEX MUST WIN! (Or at least anyone who's not the truly vile Jonny).

― Johnathan, Sunday, 21 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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