pizza commercials from asia

inspired by rent's post from the thin crust pizza abomination thread and various pizzas I have had in China

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYeXUeGThXU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRuV5oQZ0cM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZg2MsXSyy4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_odORpmcYhY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-hEBwGb48k

More pizza ads should have female archers and bad trance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0ryYv45670

Meantime anybody from here on in who gives me shit about a perfectly fine ham/pineapple pizza combination is directed to these travesties against god for a better focus for their ire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVU1vS8K0eI

(I think the black things are supposed to be lobster caviar)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYu3kPi8CFY

(prawn salad = britishers influence?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9AffnW23HA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3ZNtcINKPM

btw ftr I would eat all the pizzas itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtfuEIwQI5s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka0Jauch6Qs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73xcveckoek

Do you think the weird crust mutations are a reaction to people really liking pizza crust, or really disliking it?

probably disliking it and making it palatable in other ways

I think my favorite pizza hut pizza was from this one promotion they did where they combined various cuisines of the world onto one pizza and I had a pizza split into three sections, one was wasabi beef from Japan, one was sweet and sour chicken from China, and one was... sausage form germany?

have you had the bbq beef & lettuce pizza? i want to know exactly how wilted the lettuce is when you open the box. i also want to know if the beef is really bbq'd but i won't even ask.

that commercial looks pretty old and it's from Japan I don't think they do that promotion anymore

here is a picture of the tapas pizza in the flesh

http://static4.openrice.com.hk/UserPhoto/photo/1/1EU/00A1NF589F0EE57EC39FB1m.jpg

did you know that nowadays they plant octopus seeds into the pizza dough and when you heat the dough the octopi grow in the dough

http://static3.openrice.com.hk/UserPhoto/photo/1/1EU/00A1NG3546636DBC162837m.jpg

You don't boil pizza!

by the way if you have never used thousand island sauce in lieu of tomato sauce you are seriously MISSING OUT

I too would eat all these pizzas, btw. Not much of a food prescriptivist. Plus, look at how much fun the people eating them are having!

i would try them, but only as a curiosity. it's like when i ate Silkworm pupae.

I've had pizza with seaweed, tofu and natto before. Only the natto was a mistake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eICsySeD8dE

Seafood volcano pizza?

garoupa cheesy volcano

Oh righto.

Enjoying this thread way too much to be healthy btw.

Interesting how they use a lot of reeeeally western-lookig asians in the ads, esp that last one!

The pizza with the little hot dogs in crusts reminds me of BreadTop. I loooove breadtop.

(BreadTOP being like this japanese-style bakery chain here that does awesomely sweet/savoury doughy buns with stuff in em)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/SausageBun.jpg

Yeah! Those things are awesome. What is it about SE Asian bread that makes it so fluffy and sweet?

lol you're like the first non-asian person I know who likes that kind of bread! most of my friends bemoan the lack of good multigrain hearty western bread here

It makes me grossly sick cos I pig out on sausage buns and those ones with tuna and mayo in them.

I think I like the sweet/savoury combo! Im not usually a sweet tooth.

yeah asian ppl do the sweet/savoury thing really well

the latest:

~Salmon Cream Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza with Tropical Delight~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwgtU-nGQbM

i have to stare at big billboards of that woman biting backwards into the crust causing a salmon cheese-squirt every morning on the subway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWDwZWCfp64

dunno if 'the middle east' refers to asia or africa but this deserves a mention

why are we americans not deserving of this special burger pizza

I would eat at least half the pizzas whose youtubes I've clicked on in this thread, bravo. Cheeseburger Crown pizza looks GREAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_odORpmcYhY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2D_Votd2Y

so fortuitous that this thread already existed

yah I watched the vid and got pretty excited to post it in here

FUCK!!

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xFreox 28 minutes ago

i can say for the first time that I want to stick my dick in a pizza

just saying what we were all too scared to say

now up to 11 likes

I mean jfc

Wondering how long ago Scott, President of Domino's Pizza would have reacted with amused dismissive befuddlement on being told this is what he would be doing. 1 year? 6 months? 2 weeks?

ok so this is already in the Tim and Eric thread right

i mean the very idea is bizarre but the way Scott emphasises RANDOM...words and awkwardly stilts his...SPEECH! it makes it hard to believe that THIS...is real

it really reminds me of the Nic Cage Patchinko commercials

http://blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/2016/03/11/china-real-time-tries-pizza-huts-new-durian-pizza-so-you-dont-have-to/