Hey, mittens, what did you think of Inception?
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)
have you finally gotten a sockpuppet, B?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)
Monday, July 19, 2010 7:54 PM Site mittens has been temporarily banned. sockettes
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:11 (fifteen years ago)
Not yet. I've been kicking around a few concepts, but I haven't tried any out. Why ban mittens just because he's a sock? I don't see the point if he's a good sock.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)
Whiney's youtube mashup is so good!
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_--9ZICmYNHQ/SDyXpnAyBHI/AAAAAAAABMk/oCPkdmqaG6I/s400/rockettes1.jpg
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
nabs otm itt
nabs backward is sban
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)
lol
I ever show you this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz3T49-nX7o
It relaxes me. His is probably my favorite youtube channel.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.hunkwear.com/images06/sockette.jpg
huh
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)
well lookee there, it auto-embeds.
I get those catalogs at my house. For men's underwear.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)
i'm concerned about the weird shadow on his thigh
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:21 (fifteen years ago)
Those annotations are new.
THAT'S HIS HAND
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:22 (fifteen years ago)
in your catalog, the guy's thigh doesn't have a shadow?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:22 (fifteen years ago)
Okay, I gotta take the cat to the vet in the morning.
RIP mittens, &c.
how is that shadow a hand?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)
In my catalog his left ball is out.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)
It's a shadow of a hand, you troll.
you're mean.
it's come out of its sockette? the ball?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)
looks like he has black mold growing on his thighbutt
― peacocks, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 13:46 (fifteen years ago)
1. No it doesn't.
2. "Thighbutt"?
3. Why am I defending this guy?
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)
ok some of us are at work looking at asschaps thanks for that
― Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 13:55 (fifteen years ago)
SAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)
I'm at work and the only problem I have is that dude needs to get himself to a tanning bed.
― peacocks, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)
xp yeah, thighbutt. or hip, in layman's terms.
that makes no sense though - the shape is wrong!
also - thighbuttster as pejorative
― sarahel, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)
lol - mittens is my chameleon's name!
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2739/4266947013_9f9ec2c508.jpg"i answers your kwestions"
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
What an awesome little dude!
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)
he's my little gentleman!
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)
I can see why you would name a chameleon "Mittens." They have those wacky hand-toes.
― could be a bad day for (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
i originally picked it because i thought it sounded hilarious applied to a reptile. the mitten-hand thing was a happy coincidence!
― now breathing manually (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)
mittens is back! mittens, please answer our questions!
― sarahel, Monday, 26 July 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)
would G-love and Special Socks be a funny band name?
― sarahel, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)
hmm nah
do you have any other questions
― mittens, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
how to get smarter?
― markers, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)
do a course at a crappy university and do a course that requires low grades
feeling smarter is being smarter
― mittens, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)
mittens - if you are a guy, would you wear the sockette pictured above?
― sarahel, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)
just 4 u, babe
― mittens, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)
is googles making us dumb?
― markers, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:35 (fifteen years ago)
i think the suggest search function means nobody knows how to spell anymore, i used dictionary.com 5 times in the making of this post
― mittens, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)
i feel u
― markers, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)
do you have to look up how to spell Messiaen?
― sarahel, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)
that guy should've gone on a makeover show
btw yes
― mittens, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:39 (fifteen years ago)
how is mittens related to markers?
― Mordy, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)
i sucked him off after talk talk's last ever live performance
― mittens, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)
markers = ksh
mittens = ???
― markers, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)
ksh=sock puppet
― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)
ENBB has assured us that ksh is actually a real person
― sarahel, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)
ENBB=ksh
― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)
hey are you guys fitting all over your keyboards cos i dont know what;s going on
― mittens, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
oh hush, Senor What, don't derail this thread from asking mittens things!
― sarahel, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
make sure any questions arent in any way difficult or obtuse
yours, mittens
― mittens, Monday, 26 July 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
ksh is in my FB friends list under his real name (which I will not mention here).
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)
thanks, CGLDI! :-)
― markers, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)
― Mr. Que, Monday, July 26, 2010 7:49 PM (2 hours ago)
ksh = sockette
― Evan, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)
mittens what would you talk abt w/ alex trebek if u were on jeopardy
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)
HEY JOHNNY CRUNCH I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING ABOUT ME AND I DONT LIKE IT
― mittens, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)
How do you feel about airplane peanuts?
― Evan, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
the pressure doesnt seem to have an effect on the bag
― mittens, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)
do you believe there are reptilian shapeshifters controlling the world?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)
Also, what is your opinion on rockabilly girls?
― sarahel, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)
is Starcraft II going to be good, or just feel like Starcraft I with better graphics?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)
reptiles are fucking stupid creatures and if they rule the world we're fucked
my opinion on rockabilly girls depends on what the individual girl looks like i.e. individual quality of boob
i dont know anything about starcraft. i refused to play anything except playstation. remember metal gear solid 2? man, the easter eggs lasted a lifetime/2 hours
― mittens, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)
what will the world be like in ten years?
― markers, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)
ilx will have sigs and avatars
kevin shields will have released a 10 sec long snippet of a new song
zombie invasion
― mittens, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)
gloves?
― Evan, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
BONUS SUPER FAST RESPONSE
― mittens, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)
Do you ever sip from a mug with two hands to see what it would be like to take part in marketing instant coffee to women?
― Evan, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:29 (fifteen years ago)
i dunnno, i tend to use one hand tbh and i quit coffee cos it made me pee a lot
marketing is evil according to bill hicks i think and he has a good rep so i just do what he does kinda
― mittens, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q95kX_EP2Nk
is this sound
― markers, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)
'life is a rollercoaster u just gotta ride it' ronan keating/bill hicks
― mittens, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)
mittens, what events transpired during the wildest night of your life?
― del griffith, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)
got drunk while talking to my msn friends and i puked and fell asleep and my mum was cross
― mittens, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)
RIP
― sarahel, Thursday, 29 July 2010 06:54 (fifteen years ago)
;_;
― markers, Thursday, 29 July 2010 06:57 (fifteen years ago)
permaRIP *sigh* *shrug*
― sarahel, Thursday, 29 July 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)
― Evan, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 01:57 (2 days ago) Permalinkthe pressure doesnt seem to have an effect on the bag
― mittens, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 02:02 (2 days ago)
mvp
― bamcquern, Thursday, 29 July 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
http://parenting.leehansen.com/Printables/School/welcome-back-chalkboard-sign400.gif
― *lets go* (gr8080), Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)
hiiiiiii welcome back to you too
― mittens reduxeo, Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)
thanks bro
whats good on the internet besides ILX?
― *lets go* (gr8080), Thursday, 23 September 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)
mittens reduxeo has been banned permanently.
― buzza, Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)
bannedeo
― sarahel, Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)
who was mittens again
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)
that was a nice touch imo xp
― no snrubs (samosa gibreel), Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)