Butt Cleavage: Classic or Dud?

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Inspired by this thread on I Love Music. So? What with the growing trend of girls wearing incredibly low slung pants and all, plus guys always walking round in pants that are 800 sizes too big, this was going to be an inevitable turn.

― Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I say Dud, most butt cleavage is usually on builders. I've seen a few pictures in Vogue, hmmm yeah they look okay, can't see it catching on. And those skateboard kids with the baggie jeans, my advice is for them to invest a belt or some properly fitting trousers. And, as I think I've mentioned before, Lisa Snowdon on MTV select always has really low slung jeans on, and it's soooo annoying, I wish she'd just pull them up.

― jel, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Butt cleavage is classic because people react so strongly to it. I'll forgive the most unappealling butt cleavage if it inspires a good rant.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Distracting. Too much tease with little actual pay-off. Makes me think of plumber's crack, even on good lookin' ladies.

― David Raposa, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And I am SO HAPPY I saw no cleavage from the teaches of Peaches.

― David Raposa, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's not great. An accidental glimpse is rowr - just waving your arse around is eh.

Also it makes your bum a target for drunken drink pourers.

― Tom, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That of course begs me to ask whether or not Tom has drunkenly poured drinks down some poor girl's crack.

― Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not I, but three individuals not unknown to this forum plotted to do just that to a Prominent Female Poster after the rooftop picnic. They chicke - I mean, they thought better of their boorish impulses.

― Tom, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's terrible.

My pants sometimes go down too low when I sit. Someone at Peter's once snapped my thong because of it.

― Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I approve. I mean, what's not to like? A nice littel peek into heaven. Except I hate it form men. In that case you are allowed to fill the gap with Peanut Butter

― Mike Hanle y, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To be a man with butt cleavage around Mike Hanle y dangerous it is.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Smooth or Crunchy? wait, we've done this one...

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my flatmate has a website devoted to his builders butt. will give address when i find it. be warned, it is the most disgusting arse that i never wanted to see.

― lady die, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If it was some bootylicious babe, it would be fine (matter of fact, why do such hot babes bother wearing clothes at all?) But outside of magazines, the only people I see with the butt- cleavage look going (1) look like Rosie O'Donnell; (2) are skate- punks or gangsta wannabes; or (3) are plumbers.

In short: great in theory, horrible in practice. Kinda like communism.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am She (i.e. Prominent Female Poster with what I would prefer to call Booty Cleavage which nearly got very damp). Those jeans were not that bad when I bought them, I'll have you know. And the 'thong peeping out from beneath hipster jeans' look is one pioneered by my fave fashion icon, Jordan. So there.

I think it is probably harder for blokes to talk to booty cleavage than breast cleavage when engaged in conversation (with any degree of subtlety, at least) therefore booty cleavage = classic.

― Emma, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And the 'thong peeping out from beneath hipster jeans' look

See, I do this all the time, so maybe I do do the cleavage thing. It goes like this, on me it's a practical physical issue - I am extremely short waisted and extremely long legged. To offset the imbalance innate in my structure, I wear low rider jeans exclusively. You also have to buy long shirts, for work and stuff, but that's digressing. Anyhow, low rider jeans are very difficult to find underwear to go under, as they only just recently started putting out the very sensible low riding thongs. Prior to that, you had to either hike down your thong to unacceptable levels or you had to expose it. I don't have a problem exposing, but then again I wouldn't.

― Ally, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THus, the tartiness

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anyone who didn't see that one coming should be ashamed.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How come Emma gets "nice tits" and I get "tart"?

― Ally, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought about this for a good five seconds, and then it occured to me: because, you see, Emma has nice tits, and you, Ally, well you are a tart!

― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Demonstrations of the correspondence theory of truth on ILE. So highbrow!

― Josh, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I reckon that Sterling Clover has a crush on me, at any rate.

― Ally, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally, they all have crushes on you. Haven't you realised that yet? You can stop flirting now.

― Nick, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick, I wanna eat your soul.

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pragmatic theory of truth: knowing Ally is a tart is useful because I understand why she accuses me first of despising her and then of having a crush on her.

Coherence theory of truth: Ally is a tart because everyone says so.

― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If I'm such a tart, how come none of you have slept with me? (Please note: those of you who have need not answer)

Anyhow, Nick has a crush on me too. I'm sorry, I'm already taken. I talk about him nonstop, so I don't see how I'm still a tart. MIKE.

― Ally, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anyhow, Nick has a crush on me too.

God, she's like some dreadful princess from a folk-cultural reference point I can't quite put my finger on. She has a boyfriend. She has everyone else fancying her. BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH. Oh no, she has to have the one person who's oblivious to her charms in love with her too. And if they're not, then she has to imagine it. Fantasist. I see right through you, darling.

― Nick, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally and Nick, togeher til the days of dance burg

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Best online crush since the days of d**mp*tr*l!!!

― Kate the Saint, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought that "fantasist" said "facist", and that would've pleased me so much more. *sigh*

Listen, I already know the truth, Nick. Don't try to hide it. It even explains that thread back in the day, the email addresses / song reference one that you clearly wrote up to upset me and thus get my attention. This is like a big 4th grade playground, you know?

You're right though, I want everyone to fancy me, even if I hate them. It's a terrible personality flaw.

― Ally, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

All the boy slike Allison WOnderland

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, this is true, though I worry you've fallen behind on your medication given the cohesion of your last several posts.

― Ally, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was with me min dall night! I cannot haev aday time wonder brain too!

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eight months pass...

ass cleaveage is great on girls if they're wearing a thong because it's a huge turn-on for guys

― liam murphy, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three years pass...

Tart

― Latham Green (mike), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 05:47 (twenty years ago)

Dud/d-dud dud/dud/d-dud dud DUD!!!

― Mama Roux, Wednesday, 25 January 2006 06:45 (twenty years ago)

What an odd fucking thread.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 06:53 (twenty years ago)

I don't think the female buttocks are quite framed correctly in butt cleavage mode. I think the hotpants look is a finer example of butt exposure

― Mr. Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 07:15 (twenty years ago)

crack showing on early 60s era bond girl types when they wore those kinda saggy panties....very very classic.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 18:16 (twenty years ago)

"hip huggers" - in those days bond was such a take-charge casenova

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 26 January 2006 03:42 (twenty years ago)

Better or worse with ass antlers?

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 26 January 2006 03:55 (twenty years ago)

what are ass antlers?

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 26 January 2006 04:46 (twenty years ago)

http://football-crazy.de/arschgeweih.jpg

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:10 (twenty years ago)

that there is someone who was scared to get true ass antlers, which would be on the lower back.

― Elliot (Elliot), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:33 (twenty years ago)

Is that how women defend themselves during mating season?

― Latham Green (mike), Thursday, 26 January 2006 05:58 (twenty years ago)

yes. it's like those masks they where in india to ward off tigers.

― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 26 January 2006 14:30 (twenty years ago)

*wear

― AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 26 January 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

Classic

― phantasy bear (nordicskilla), Thursday, 26 January 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)

Girls get so angry about it, THAT is how you know it's hott

― phantasy bear (nordicskilla), Thursday, 26 January 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Exactly.

― ratty, Thursday, 26 January 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

shoiudl cleavage really have a nasty syprise in the middle? its important to consider

― Mr. Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Thursday, 26 January 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

A nice littel peek into heaven.

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)

i have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good

― harbl, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

Is there any way to weigh in on this w/o sounding like a skeeve?

― Red Red Weingarten (Stevie D), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

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