Trig Brother Question 11: Which Celebrity Of The Opposite Sex Would Play You In A Film?

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This final question was asked by the winner to everyone assembled. Everyone was too arsed to give a proper answer.

― Davina, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Oh, this is too easy. Russell Crowe.

― Ally, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Anyone who would have qualified is dead. David suggests anyone fata nd hairy so maybe Jack Black.

― anthony, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Christina Ricci, I feel weird.

― jel, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Damn, jel, that's what I was going to say.

― Johnathan, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Jean Seberg w. auburn dye-job
OR
Barbara Hershey w. grown-in all-over facial hair

― mark s, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Vivica A. Fox.

Oh, who am I kidding? Little Richard.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Julia Roberts. She's fun and tall, like me.

― Cryosmurf, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Judy Garland would be perfect for me.

― Johnathan, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Janeane Garofalo only taller and fatter. Please.

― Andrew L, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Colleen Dewhurst.

― Arthur, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Hey, I gave a proper answer, I *said* Sherilyn Fenn. And I don't CARE what you think.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Natalie Imbreuliga

― Sterling Clover, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

why have people stolen the christina ricci answer which obviously belongs to me?

― ethan, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

John Cusack, without a doubt.

― Kerry Keane, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Nathalie Portman (in Leon, obviously). You want a reason? She just kind of fits, OK?

Or that girl who does the sign language on The Powerpuff Girls in the middle of the night, she seems cool. Or Bubbles, the girl, not the deceased mynci. She does a damn fine Mayor.

― Graham, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Ally Sheedy.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

okay, okay, i've come up with the best answer now: heather matazarro (from welcome to the dollhouse, and dj's misanthropic girlfriend on roseanne, and some shitty made-for-tv movies). it's the perfect choice, we're even the same age. this is a really good question, i must say.

― ethan, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Wes Bentley of American Beauty fame.

― Melissa W, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Daria.

― duane, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

or Jane Lane, 1 of the 2.

― duane, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Calista Flockhart.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Molly Ringwald.

― Otis Wheeler, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Johnny Depp. But I'd probably end up getting that lame ass Malkovich. God I hate that bloke.

― nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Ewan McGreggor. Like this is even a choice? Bad haircuts, bad dyejobs, wandering accent and propensity for getting drunk and stripping off.

― Kate the Saint, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Mmm, Uma Thurman I think: tall, elegant, reserved, bit nervous. Damn what a cool idea.

― Omar, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

bette davis (circa baby jane)

― kevan, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Great to see you back kate.
Now that i have read the question Kathy Bates

― anthony, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Sorry Antony - Tim has already bagged Kathy Bates (admittedly on my poor advice). Me, well I was obviously Jennifer Jason Leigh.

― Pete, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Well who else is fat butch funny and kind of scary. Christ i know I will be the rundown Liz Taylor. When she was fat and married to the senator.

― anthony, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Apparently I'd be Sigourney Weaver, though I'm sure this has something to do with Gorillas Vs Aliens.

― Martin, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

My sister once said I looked like Claire Danes. So her.

― Nick, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

sp., 'matarazzo'

― ethan, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Ms Chokesondick

― Geoff, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Meatloaf, with his Fight Club man breasts.

― Madchen, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Geoff, did you see last week's South Park? Funniest episode in a LOOOOOOONG time...

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

If anyone wants Christina Ricci to takeover playing their role, that's cool, I'm changing my choice to Jennifer Love Hewitt.

― jel, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

I'm still being played by Russell. I feel so left out, it was way too easy an answer for me. I want to discuss and ramble, damnit!

― Ally, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Is your sister on crack, Nick?

― mark s, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

(Since we seem to be on this kind of tip today, has anyone on the Twin Beeotch ever encountered PC-type euphemisms being insisted on for ADDICTS?)

― mark s, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Yeah. Mainly by other addicts.

― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Yes, she is, Mark, and I thank you not for making light of it.

I know I look nothing like Danes really, but I cling onto it as one of my more favourable comparisons.

― Nick, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Well, isn't Nick's sister the one that owns the Oasis autograph? Surely, that's evidence of crack smoking for most people...

― Kate the Saint, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

no kate, that was my sister, and she's suitably embarrassed about it. btw, wots happening re: house?

― gareth, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

I dunno gareth - it went all progressive and shit and I lost interest.

― Nick, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Just sent you mail, Gareth. My email was completely fuXored all day yesterday.

Sorry for confusing your sisters, can we put that on the "ILE/M posters you get mixed up" thread, if I get your sisters mixed up?

― Kate the Saint, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

(Since we seem to be on this kind of tip today, has anyone on the Twin Beeotch ever encountered PC-type euphemisms being insisted on for ADDICTS?)
Yeah at the needle exchange the "correct" term for yr customers is "IVDU's".

― duane, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Anthony: Mercedes McCambridge is a. butcher than God (cf Touch of Evil: she = lesbian biker), b. has the best name EVAH, c. did voice of Devil in The Exorcist. D. Yes, she is dead (so's Jean Seberg), but I fail to see how this is a logistical problem too far in ref this thread.

― mark s, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Mercedes McCambridge also GRATE in 'Johnny Guitar' - hot cowgirl action!

― Andrew L, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

This is too good a question to miss. Isabelle Adjani. With the "Subway" mohawk, obviously.

― Simon, Thursday, 9 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

Matt Damon. Ugh.

― Lindsey B, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-five years ago)

eleven months pass...

I have changed my mind, it would now have to be Milla Jovovich. The film would be a long and mysterious exploration of stuff.

― jel --, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How did I not say Alyson Hannigan?

― Graham, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It has been claimed that I look like the girl who plays Zoe in Eastenders, so I'd pick her (though I hope this doesn't mean I have to go with Gary Lucy).

Haha, my brother looks like the woman in the Jaffa Cakes advert who says "Fooolll moon, halv moon, total eclipse"

― jamesmichaelward, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gerard Depardieu--beefy, blond(e), and ruddy. The nose we can write off as poteic license.

― j.lu, Thursday, 11 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dustin Diamond, because of the nose and the goofiness.

― Nicole, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not the beard, I hope.

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― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I read that interview! He has a band. I'll pick Julia Stiles with a tan because I can't think of an Indian actress at the moment.

― Vinnie, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(Why was Amy Sedaris the first person to pop into my head?)

― nabisco%%, Friday, 12 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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