JERSEY SHORE season 2 thread

what else but a fourfour gif?

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i love him

good for the nats

mccain wouldnt put a tax on tanning

good for the nats

― J0rdan S., Thursday, July 29, 2010 10:14 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol whoops

everyone is now "on" the whole time, but w/e

Omg Snooki is so great.

thats what vinny said ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

because he has sexual intercourse with her

why the fuck did they bring angelina back, jesus.

apparently they're dumping vinny, ronnie, sammi and angelina next year.

i like she made her entrance w/ like 5 designer bags rather than garbage bags xp

the garbage bags were like the best thing she did in season 1

they obv brought angelina back for MAXIMUM drama

her role in the show -- villain, snitch, instigator -- is fairly obv

i'm pretty sure everyone except angelina signed on for season 3

i love how she immediately wanted to bunk with sitch & pauly and they was like uhhhhhhh ok

the "going out" montage is amazing

mtv put their best editors on this shit

i feel a bit silly saying this but i am honestly deeply upset that i had to stay late @ work and miss part of this

i don't think that mtv is gonna play it again either :-(

well i had plans to watch w/ friends :(

>ronnie sliding down the stripper pole<

this show OTM

i'm just watching this now

starting this off as THE GUIDO AMAZING RACE is amazing

i don't think that mtv is gonna play it again either :-(

― J0rdan S., Thursday, July 29, 2010 11:24 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

lolllll

i wanna eat dinner at vinny's house

fried pickles really do sound life changing

just like pickle pops

fried pickles are amazing

i can't believe I missed this

"i feel, like, i still, like, love him"

OTM

rip one time jersey shore ever airs

haha ooookay the most telltale sign of being jersey ever displayed on this show is going "this must be jacksonville... wow, it's beautiful"

I still haven't seen an episode of this show.

I'm so disconnected from pop culture recently lol

can someone start a count of use of the word "yous"

next level pickles all up in this bitch

"she lacks brains, so we don't get along"

OTM

"ronnie's obliviated at this point"

^^^ lollllll

having them do movie promos on the shoulder of the turnpike is v appropriate

i love the cabinet meeting re angelina

xp ha yeah i thought only puerto ricans pulled off the highway to party but hey i guess greasy eyetalians do it too, cool ^_^

I FEEL LIKE A PILGRIM FROM THE FRICKIN '20s

O_______O

the other girls calling snooki "nicole" = using someone's real name when shit gets heated

haha. some of the intercut lines made me suspect they may have writers feeding them lines they were so good

jwoww is legit terrifying

snooki is the color of ground beef drippings

i feel really terrible for this cab driver

srs jwoww does not play

the camera in the mirror is the greatest thing ever.

Earlier in the day, Snooki was partying on the beach with a beer bong .. only she was filling it up with Coca-Cola.

WOULD KICK IT WITH

apparently they're dumping vinny, ronnie, sammi and angelina next year.

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, July 29, 2010 11:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i really hope this is the case. you gotta re-up your superstars and drop your underperforming vets

good hijinks on the drive down last night. i also obv enjoyed ronnie making out w/two chicks intercut w/sammi falling asleep. but it was way too girls vs. boys and angelina is insufferable on every level.

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"she's got the kind of ass you read about."

i would read about that ass

uncle nino needs his own show

(with subtitles)

can't believe fourfour's negativity the past couple weeks; shit's been classic.

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aYYYYY it's the OG... missin my broads Snooki and JLo!!!!! about 9 hours ago via web

SNOOKI AND J.LO

EPISODE IS ON REPEAT NINO HAS JUST ARRIVED DINNER IS ABOUT TO BE SERVED

HOOOOOOOOOOOOO SANITATION SANITATION

i love how obsessed they are with cutlets

like, when the implant popped out and someone was all IT LOOKS LIKE A CUTLET

who even thinks about cutlets

"that looks like a really creepy scene right now"

saw this thread bumped and *prayed* there'd been a new episode tonight

sorry sam :-(

pretty sure that type of breast enhancement is commonly known as a cutlet

furthermore, these dudes cook mad sunday dinners and are probably very familiar with meat cutlets

true story: these pisaaaans introduced me to a now-favorite dish of mine, a traditional italian dish, easy as pie to prepare, called "sausage and peppers." to make "sausage and peppers" you first scatter several italian sausages throughout a glass baking dish (9x12" recommended) alongside diced-up bell peppers (various colors, for a lively appearance), and then simply roast it in the oven until you feel it has been cooked to your liking. don't forget to coat the pan in extra-virginal olive oil, or for a more authentic italian-american flavor, try using PAM cooking spray. not much more to it than that as far as i can tell.

after you eat this delicious dish you will be "DTF," that is, Down To Forgo dessert because you will not be hungry because you will have eaten so dang much of it because it is just that good, especially if you like roasted peppers and cooked italian sausages.

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― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 05:52 (1 hour ago) Permalink

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So Nino was actually speaking English the whole time, right?

I love him. Would hot tub with.

pretty sure that type of breast enhancement is commonly known as a cutlet

This is correct.

Am I the only one who saw Snooki on Letterman tonite??????

Seven fucking minutes of tv perfection.

Yeah, missed it. Will check online.

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she was cute on letterman

loved DJ PAULY S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEJkOytYhRQ

"I'm Canadian."
*lifts shirt*
*flexes abs*

lol I just watched the Letterman clip. She's really funny. <3

if you don't go to the gym, you don't look good
if you don't tan, you're pale
if you don't do laundry, you don't got no clothes
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This show makes me want to have 7 roommates.

no ropas por situacion!

i lolled at pauly d's gelato joke when he handed it to the customer: "watch out, it's hot... JUST KIDDING!!!!"

i have started using the pauly d "OH YEAH ________, YEAH" irl

what about t-shirt time? Fess up.

These people should be exterminated.

The Final Situation?

lol

very nice, matt

OH YEAH EXTERMINATION YEAH

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SNOOKI NO, COME BACK

hahaha can someone with skills add foreground galloping snooki to other famous gifs / photos

oh yah dying here yah

I totally LOLed at that part, we rewound four or five times. Classic Snooks.

The trainwreck of an episode last night was semi-fun to watch. I like Snooki but she's a gossip of the highest order and it was almost refreshing watching them piece apart the web of shit-talking instead of just letting it fester as per usual.

When's season 3?!

season 3 starts in january, without angelina, who does not return because she's too busy touching her bangs. she is instead replaced by snooki's longtime friend deena, who according to wikipedia is self-described "class in a glass and party in a body."

anyway they return to seaside for season 3. personally i don't know how fun it'll even be to watch them on their home turf again since they're now internationally famous household names most likely begetting amped-up security, so i'm assuming it'll now be that much less likely for a random drunken douche at a sports bar/boardwalk to physically assault any of them. plus you know they're all so wealthy now, what with their multiple energy drink/ed hardy/nutritional supplement sponsorships, that they're probably going to slip into complacency and not even bother being passive-aggressive fuckfaces to each other anymore, which obviously sucks. what mtv oughtve done imo is sent them to paris or london or some other such 'civilized' locale where there'd be a guaranteed culture clash, but also have it written in to their contract that they're legally required to maintain a dangerously high blood alcohol level at all times.

i wonder if half these douches realize that ed hardy was ONCE a famous tattoo artist.

also, pauly d's gf gee whiz she is the hot

she seems pretty chill too.

btw, I imagine that Situation is the only one who is actually rich at the moment. The others are probably blowing the money as fast as they get it, and Ronnie and Sammi just get appearance fees.

drink everytime someone sez 'fake'

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Jersey Shore Season 3

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