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The Stupidest Most Hated Things Ever

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
bullies 5
not going to six flags 4
war 4
when someone says they "hate" you 3
eating poop 3
mcdonalds 2
unpeacefulness 2
cars 2
pollution 2
homework! 2
pbs kids 2
george bush 2
guns 1
spiders 1
jumping in a dumpster 1
mosqitoes 1
hate 1
baths 1
when your parents make you sign up for a play 1
not getting dirty 1
getting fruit for or in your dessert 1
cigarettes 1
impossibleness 1
tags on the back of your shirt 1
clothes 1
wild fires 0
showers 0
artificial growth hormones 0
having your little brother steal money 0
being annoyed by your little brother 0
nap time 0
sunday school 0
properness 0
privacy 0
school 0
terrorists 0
rufus 0
cyrus 0
slime and goop 0
drugs 0
flies 0
fleas 0
barney 0
dora 0
fences 0
artificial food 0
politeness 0
al capone 0
adolph hitler 0
taxes 0


― scott seward, Friday, 30 July 2010 02:26 (sixteen years ago)

when your parents make you sign up for a play

― we mongrelled it (electricsound), Friday, 30 July 2010 02:28 (sixteen years ago)

usually when my parents made me do stuff I was glad they did it in the long run; homework has definitely caused me the most anguish over the years so gotta go with that

― Chips Moleman (los blue jeans), Friday, 30 July 2010 02:29 (sixteen years ago)

I'm assuming we're voting for the absolute worst of those things and not our favorite? if so the answer is clearly pbs kids

― iatee, Friday, 30 July 2010 02:30 (sixteen years ago)

barney is pretty bad

― horseshoe, Friday, 30 July 2010 02:31 (sixteen years ago)

i mean, so are terrorists

― horseshoe, Friday, 30 July 2010 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

nothing on this list is as wretched as mcdonald's

― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 July 2010 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

makes slime and goop redundant amirite

― we mongrelled it (electricsound), Friday, 30 July 2010 02:38 (sixteen years ago)

if war doesn't walk this I'm gonna... be quietly disappointed in u all

― stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Friday, 30 July 2010 03:12 (sixteen years ago)

oh shit I didn't see "bullies"

― stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Friday, 30 July 2010 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

war is ok because it can be declared on things like slime & goop

― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 July 2010 03:15 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mduXMXt3fCU

― balls and adieu (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 July 2010 03:21 (sixteen years ago)

xpost or poverty!

― stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Friday, 30 July 2010 03:21 (sixteen years ago)

war on drugs = two stupid and hated things don't make a smart and good one

― stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Friday, 30 July 2010 03:24 (sixteen years ago)

war on clothes

war on privacy

war on not going to six flags

― stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Friday, 30 July 2010 03:25 (sixteen years ago)

it's either war, terrorists, or eating poop. Those are all really bad!

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 July 2010 03:30 (sixteen years ago)

yeah but what if you had to wage war to live, or become a terrorist to help out a dying friend, or eat poop because an insane killer said you had to or he would do you in. these are all real possibilities. mcdonalds on the other hand, there is always a better way

― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 July 2010 03:38 (sixteen years ago)

not going to six flags

― PappaWheelie V, Friday, 30 July 2010 03:40 (sixteen years ago)

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to finally vote against tags on the back of your shirt.

― StanM, Friday, 30 July 2010 05:00 (sixteen years ago)

The angels of my better nature tell
me the answer is PBS kids.

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 30 July 2010 05:04 (sixteen years ago)

guns (don't kill people, bullets kill people, unless you're pistol-whipped to death)

― brutalist carpark (get bent), Friday, 30 July 2010 05:13 (sixteen years ago)

scott, you forgot all about single-serving ketchup packets... they are worse than hitler.

― village idiot (dog latin), Friday, 30 July 2010 08:49 (sixteen years ago)

Politeness is in the poll but rudeness isn't? Fuck that.

― State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Friday, 30 July 2010 09:18 (sixteen years ago)

Sorry, fuck that please.

― State Attorney Foxhart Cubycheck (Billy Dods), Friday, 30 July 2010 09:19 (sixteen years ago)

Voted 'Bullies' because its a blanket thing that covers many other items on the list:

george bush, terrorists, unpeacefulness, mcdonalds, guns, war, al capone, adolph hitler, when your parents make you sign up for a play, when someone says they "hate" you

― President Keyes, Friday, 30 July 2010 09:24 (sixteen years ago)

I don't understand the question. Is "stupidest" modifying "most hated" (in case it is the thing that is hated for the most stupid reason) or is stupidest modifying things (so that the thing is both stupid and hated)?

― procedurally generated pidyn (Masonic Boom), Friday, 30 July 2010 09:33 (sixteen years ago)

OTM. "Confusing polls" is missing from the list.

― StanM, Friday, 30 July 2010 09:56 (sixteen years ago)

Being "stupid things to hate on" I'm quite suprised clowns isnt in the list. Everyone goes "ooh i hate clowns theyre creepy!"

― Gumbercules (Trayce), Friday, 30 July 2010 10:03 (sixteen years ago)

yeah but all those people are posing they don't actually hate or fear clowns they just think it's funny to say so

― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 30 July 2010 14:14 (sixteen years ago)

The stupidity of expecting sense or helpful comma placement from a poll clearly written by an 8 year old. ;-)

― procedurally generated pidyn (Masonic Boom), Friday, 30 July 2010 14:16 (sixteen years ago)

I don't understand the question. Is "stupidest" modifying "most hated" (in case it is the thing that is hated for the most stupid reason) or is stupidest modifying things (so that the thing is both stupid and hated)?

yeah, this^.

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 30 July 2010 14:20 (sixteen years ago)

I'm assuming we're voting for the absolute worst of those things and not our favorite? if so the answer is clearly pbs kids

― iatee, Thursday, July 29, 2010 9:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this is really the clear choice

btw F YOU CAILLOU YOU DEVELOPMENTALLY CHALLENGED, SELFISH, UNRELENTINGLY DISAPPOINTED PAIN IN THE ASS. p.s. Rosie totally rocks and is probably the only one in the family, besides Gilbert, that shouldn't be painfully tortured then murdered. 'Caillou was disappointed'

― sunny successor, Friday, 30 July 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

what's so bad about adolf hitler?

― Theodore "Thee Diddy" Roosevelt (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 July 2010 16:06 (sixteen years ago)

lot of poo eaters in this thread

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 July 2010 16:10 (sixteen years ago)

"yeah but all those people are posing they don't actually hate or fear clowns they just think it's funny to say so"

What's A Bigger Cliche: "I Hate Mimes!" Or "I'm Scared Of Clowns!"

― scott seward, Friday, 30 July 2010 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

oh yeah sorry i actually wrote title and i thought i wrote it stupidest/most hated. you know, stupidest AND most hated. but i guess i didn't. sorry for confusion. looking for most hateful thing on a list that cyrus and rufus wrote.

― scott seward, Friday, 30 July 2010 16:13 (sixteen years ago)

OK, thanks for the clarification. Makes more sense now.

― procedurally generated pidyn (Masonic Boom), Friday, 30 July 2010 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

easy answer so- NOT GETTING DIRTY

― "It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Friday, 30 July 2010 16:22 (sixteen years ago)

I actually don't get what's hated about PBS kid, me and my kid watch it all the time. Viva Sid!

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 July 2010 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

This reminds me of the "sucks" list on The Best Show

― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 30 July 2010 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

they're just hating on pbs cuz we stopped getting all the channels they like. we get the most basic of cable now. like the old days! basically the networks and pbs and a couple spanish stations and two local access channels. so, they miss iCarly and her friends.

― scott seward, Friday, 30 July 2010 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

pretty sure "eating poop" is the correct answer

― Darin, Friday, 30 July 2010 21:41 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, and you would know!

*snorting laughter*

― gold bullion logic (samosa gibreel), Friday, 30 July 2010 21:45 (sixteen years ago)

*high fives someone*

― gold bullion logic (samosa gibreel), Friday, 30 July 2010 21:45 (sixteen years ago)

Well, war is occasionally a necessary thing; certainly it beats genocide. Also, wars have inspired countless classic books and movies; and videogames; and Motorhead albums. So it's not war.

As for Hitler, that evil douche nonetheless painted a bunch of really attractive watercolors (landscapes, flowers, dogs) that'd look nice on my walls. So, NOT the worst thing ever.

George Bush - Even LESS evil than Hitler!

Mosquitoes - utterly indefensible. The stupidest, most hated things ever.

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Sunday, 1 August 2010 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

spiders are awesome!

― hobbes, Sunday, 1 August 2010 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

voted clothes

― hobbes, Sunday, 1 August 2010 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

hitler's art is terribly boring!

― I think I'm Big Bird, Harold Hooper (crüt), Sunday, 1 August 2010 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

shhhh! you'll only make him madder!

― stuff that's what it is (bernard snowy), Sunday, 1 August 2010 22:36 (sixteen years ago)

Hitler was more evil but George Bush is stupider and I hate him more.

― Sundar, Sunday, 1 August 2010 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 6 August 2010 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 7 August 2010 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/First_Peanuts_comic.png

― Mosquepanik at Ground Zero (abanana), Saturday, 7 August 2010 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

This is a pretty quality list, Scott.

― spanikopitcon (Abbott), Saturday, 7 August 2010 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

clearly you people have not seen much pbs kids

― iatee, Saturday, 7 August 2010 23:27 (sixteen years ago)

Some of the things ILX is ok with are OTM (rufus, cyrus), but money stealing brothers, wild fires, adolf hitler, sunday school?

― StanM, Sunday, 8 August 2010 01:51 (sixteen years ago)


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