Who's Your Main Squeeze, ILX? It's the ILX Fruit Juice Tournament Round 3 / Group 4

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just kidding.

you guys are crazy with your polls.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
lol	32
shut up	13

― snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

shdve been JUICE KIDDING amirite

voted Clementine btw

― visit europe more (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:32 (fifteen years ago)

dont even understand these fuckin polls

― unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:35 (fifteen years ago)

we have to figure out, what the best juice is

― snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:35 (fifteen years ago)

i get this poll, it's admirable in its lucidity

not getting the sitcom ones tho

― unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)

gotta know gotta find out

― snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

voted lol but it ws a tough choice

― cozen, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

this is really tough. grape juice is super sweet but on the other hand it gives rise to wine. apple juice is kinda bleh but apple cider, oh man. i gotta go with cider.

― dyao, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:40 (fifteen years ago)

i mean, i know apple cider isnt technically on the poll. but my vote for apple juicr, its really a vote for apple cider.

― dyao, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

family matters vs friends vs shut up would be a landslide imo

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:41 (fifteen years ago)

Apple Juice, Friends, Designing Women, Shut Up

― snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

proposed juices for non-alcoholic poll

Orange
Blood Orange
Valencia Orange
Clementine
Tangerine
Orange + Grapefruit
Orange + Strawberry
Grapefruit
Apple
Apple + Raspberry
Apple + Blackcurrant
Apple + Beetroot
Apple + Rhubarb
Goji
Peach
Mango
Passionfruit
Lychee
Peach + Mango + Guava + Passionfruit
Pineapple (ewwwww)
Grape
Apple + Grape + Lime <<<trufax
old-skool Lemonade
Cranberry
Apple + Cranberry
Pear
Tomato
Melon? <<<ok no not melon

― let it sb (acoleuthic), Saturday, 7 August 2010 01:11 (3 days ago) Bookmark

― visit europe more (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

watermelon juice is great im sbing you lj

― dyao, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

wonder if lj is a shill for the juice industry

― unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:44 (fifteen years ago)

there are worse industries tbf

actually i str8 refuse to endorse from-concentrate juices, that shit is immoral

― visit europe more (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 13:46 (fifteen years ago)

dont even understand these fuckin polls

― unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 9:35 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Aerosol, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 14:14 (fifteen years ago)

itt public schoolboy describes cheap version of luxury good 'immoral', more to follow

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 14:16 (fifteen years ago)

is shut up the beatles of fruit juice?

― iatee, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 14:18 (fifteen years ago)

itt public schoolboy describes cheap version of luxury good 'immoral', more to follow
― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, August 10, 2010 3:16 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol

― unchill english bro (history mayne), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

worried about this tourney now that the sitcoms one is locked

first they came for the jews iirc

― snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

I guess I'm officially weird but I find that these days, if I get juice, 9 times out of ten, it's carrot juice.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

white grape juice is the best

― peter in montreal, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

racist

― people are for loving (HI DERE), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

Pineapple (ewwwww)

Pineapple juice is excellent, what's wrong with you? When I was at school I'd drink a carton of pineapple juice every day.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

And I mean every day.

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

u know what pineapple juice does for your... lifeforce

― snooki stackhouse (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 05:44 (fifteen years ago)

we can all continue complaining in this, the 'original' poll thread

― the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

OMGAETYBAD IT'S THE F&3$$% ILX CLUSTERFUCK BRACKET POLL (RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER VS. HAVE YOU SEEN THE ASS ON THAT ONE?)

― sarahel, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

why are all the polls so angry?

― elephant rob, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

so since this is the closest to a meta-talk about the bracket polls thread...

I feel sortaaaa responsible for this. gonna point out one of my first msgs on the original music thread:

ILM July Madness: Round of 32 - WEST

like, I wanted this to be a game that went on in the background and people who thought it was stupid could pretty easily ignore it. I think we can all agree that 4 at once, each requiring 16 threads...is too many...

current situation was a bit of an accident cause johnny fever didn't realize that BLAM was making one.

so I suggest the following:

- no more til these are all done
- one at a time from now on, anyone who has an idea for a bracket poll can say so here and there'll be a list?
- imo make no more than 2 (4?) threads at a time and maybe have a 2 day poll deadline.

― iatee, Thursday, 12 August 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)

^^^a man of reason

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 August 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

oh man, if the boredoms had been on that canon poll

― BLACK METAL IST KRIIIIIIIEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG (acoleuthic), Thursday, 12 August 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, if I'd known in time that an all-encompassing drinky drinks tournament was being created, I'd have held off. For the overcrowding, I apologize. For the love of tournament style competitions, I do not! :D

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

yeah don't worry.

I think these can be fun distractions - having arguments about pizza vs soup should be a god given right for bored people at work.

but since it's gonna be one-and-done w/ most of these subjects there's no reason to do so much at once...esp if you like em.

― iatee, Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

genuinely curious about this one

― If Airplanes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport (s1ocki), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― sarahel, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

oh man remember these polls

― iatee, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

shut up

― If you want me to "get there," pay attention to my angina (WmC), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

voted lol but may regret that cos i love shut up too

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

in your face you fuckers

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

shut UP! xp

― In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― party central (con suelo), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

yes!!!

― If Airplanes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

team lol ftw

― If Airplanes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 September 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

carrot juice may be the best juice, fyi

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Thursday, 30 September 2010 04:03 (fifteen years ago)

wtf with the attempted derail dayo?

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:18 (fifteen years ago)

you can't stop me youre not a mod

― Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile (dayo), Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:32 (fifteen years ago)

i can stop 1.96078% of you

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:47 (fifteen years ago)

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Thursday, 30 September 2010 10:22 (fifteen years ago)

I may make a fresh grape juice this morning with rep grapes

― Latham Green, Thursday, 30 September 2010 12:33 (fifteen years ago)

so stoked that lol won this poll - totally deserved imo

― sarahel, Thursday, 30 September 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

healthy low-calorie alternative to fruit juice that is nicer than water?

― they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Sunday, 29 September 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)

lol wins out over shut up (see above)

― Aimless, Sunday, 29 September 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

yeah this thread was one classic-arse bantergraph

now get suggesting

― they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Sunday, 29 September 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

herb teas, can be drunk hot or cold, wide variety of flavors to suit many tastes, e.g. mint, licorice, hibiscus, chamomile

― Aimless, Sunday, 29 September 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)

cold herb tea? that'd take aaaages to prepare

― they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Sunday, 29 September 2013 18:53 (twelve years ago)

Flavored seltzer water, perhaps?

This one is very tasty, though perhaps only available in the US - http://www.lacroixwater.com/

― carl agatha, Sunday, 29 September 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)

imago = man incapable of foresight

― Aimless, Sunday, 29 September 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)

well-being looks like white ppl toothily smiling

don't want to have to turn to alcohol here folks :/

― they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)

Bitters + soda is a favorite. Regan's Orange bitters are especially nice, but angostura is classic.

― Jaq, Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

angostura bitters does wonders to lemonade, yes, and the alcohol content is minimal. combining it with carbonated water sounds positive. may have to give that one a go

― they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:05 (twelve years ago)

'sounds positive', christ what am I

― they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:05 (twelve years ago)

Thirsty? Give it a good dozen shakes to a pint glass, you want it more orange than pink.

― Jaq, Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:11 (twelve years ago)

that's practically booze ;)

still, can't fall prey to fruit juice addiction in these lonely times - sacrifices will have to be chosen

― they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

have you considered:

http://iheartgiveaways.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/vitamin-water.jpg

― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Sunday, 29 September 2013 20:37 (twelve years ago)

gonna vomit for a million years

― they were untenable. they had to go (imago), Sunday, 29 September 2013 20:39 (twelve years ago)

personally, I'd just add extra water to less-blended fruit, so it is pulpier -- agua fresca style

― not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Sunday, 29 September 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)

five years pass...

rhubarb juice! delicious. "DIREKT AUS BAYERN"

― L'assie (Euler), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 12:42 (six years ago)

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