What Can You Tell Me About Me, Based on My Thursday Evening Kitchen Counter?

Take a look. Be detectives. OBSERVE. And Report.

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You're very safety conscious - electrical socket is up to code.

Bamboo curtains - you long for a tropical place...

Rose's lime cordial = you are very careful about not contracting scurvy.

smallest possible size of cutting board - you have impoverished yourself by buying too much alcohol to the point that you can't afford appropriate kitchen utensils.

too much alcohol

Huh?

you mix drinks (or mixed drinks) for $ at a place with initials M and S

you are in the crescenta valley area

it is night out

(eat it, JAYMC!)

* You enjoy James Bond movies and Mad Men

* You are either a woman, or living with a woman

* You have been to Europe

* You admire Toulouse-Lautrec

you're an inveterate boozehound, or frequently entertain i.b.'s

you don't have enough cabinet space and you shop at Trader Joe's.

you are always trying to improve yourself. you miss someone from the past. you hope to soon make significant progress on a problem that has been bothering you for a long time. you want something.

haha

all of my predictions also apply to YOU, del!

It's hot, you ate out or ordered in.

You rent

you don't have enough cabinet space

WRONG! Bar was out for the ease of consumption by the inveterate boozehounds who were at the casa last night.

But yes, I enjoy both Bond and Draper, I live with my wife, I have been to Europe (what led to this?), and while I enjoy T-L's work, admiration of the man is a bit strong. His egalitarian selection of subjects was admirable.

I do shop at Trader Joe's. A lot.

you are always trying to improve yourself.

True!

you miss someone from the past.
Many are missed.

you hope to soon make significant progress on a problem that has been bothering you for a long time.

Well, yes. Isn't this the same thing as constantly wanting to improve?

you want something.

A good night's sleep. Some nice cooked food. Some nice clean drawers.

You're not a big breakfast person. You don't work full time or you have the week off. Some of your friends are on vacation right now. You live next door to a child...or maybe a small woman

It's hot

Summer. Although, pleasant when the shot was taken.

you ate out or ordered in.

NO! I cooked, and cooked well.

You started this thread as a trap and to assure yourself that you are different

You're not a big breakfast person.

Wrong. Love all types of breakfast.

You don't work full time or you have the week off.

Wrong. I was at work at 8 a.m. this a.m.

Some of your friends are on vacation right now.

Yes.

You live next door to a child...or maybe a small woman.
She is short, but then most are to me.

You rent

Wrong! All that counter space is MINE. And the bank's.

You started this thread as a trap

For more inveterate boozehounds? Maybe. I already know a good number of those.

and to assure yourself that you are different

No. Just took the picture and thought it might be interesting to see what other people have to say about it. I'm pretty average.

Oh well, it was worth a try

you or your wife is susceptible to the charms of a door to door knife salesman OR you have a cousin that works for cutco

Are you really in the crescenta valley area? We're not too far from each other, really. Make me a drink.

This thread reminds me of the time I posted grocery list my wife made me along with her comments. People laughed because we got so much fruit and only 2 beers:

Say something about my shopping list and attendant comments

I was gonna bring up the cutco, but I didn't want to offend.

Isn't he sort of inviting us to try and be offensive? I'm sure he's a nice guy and all

Are you really in the crescenta valley area? We're not too far from each other, really. Make me a drink.

Glendale representing here! When are we drinking?

you are from or have fond memories of a vacation in south carolina

Glendale representing here! When are we drinking?

careful, you guys are falling right into his trap

we already know the guy hangs around vice-ridden people and is super-into knives

Are you really in the crescenta valley area? We're not too far from each other, really. Make me a drink.

i was up in the sunland/shadow hills neck of the woods yesterday... pretty area.

mmm rural

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h271/stckhlmcnd/mmmrural.jpg

You should be posting more frequently on Ask A Drunk.

you hate yourself, you never satisfied your father's expectations, you will die alone in prison

210 That's my commute to school

Pasadena in the house.

I will totally rep for that Cutco knife. Its my go-to for a utility small knife. I think that particular one we got from my parents.

South Carolina cozy came from a wedding attended there approx. 6 years ago.

You get your spices from Penzey's!

A gift from a friend, but yes, Penzey's in the house.

This is a friendship you should cultivate.