rushmore handjobs poll

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Option	Votes
They went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the fr	18
Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it.	5
Got any good handjobs lately?	4
Are you comfortable Max? I'll just be out back getting handjobs from the woman you love.	3
Or maybe I could give you a handjob, would that put an end to all of this?	3
Did you say my mom gave you a handjob?	1
What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?	1
He says she gave him a hand job in the back seat of her bloody Jaguar.	0

― ('_') (omar little), Sunday, 22 August 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

much as i hate to admit to anything involving a wes anderson film, "Got any good handjobs lately?" is still a great way to greet somebody.

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Sunday, 22 August 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

All that's missing is Margaret Yang.

― clemenza, Sunday, 22 August 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

great

― dyao, Monday, 23 August 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap

― a cankle of rads (Gukbe), Monday, 23 August 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

"jag gee ar"

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 23 August 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

a++

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 16 September 2010 05:53 (fifteen years ago)

heard you went skinny dipping in mr bloom's pool

― subtle like the g in 'goole' (dayo), Thursday, 16 September 2010 07:42 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, voted for skinny dipping

― caek, Thursday, 16 September 2010 08:41 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

fourteen years pass...

it's the "giving *each other* handjobs" part which wins it.

i think Max's delivery of "Nah, it was the *handjob*" is a close contender here though.

― omar little, Monday, 23 December 2024 17:37 (one year ago)

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