I almost named my new cat "Mark S"

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...because he reminds me a bit of Mark S. But then I realized it would sound sort of like Marquess and that would be wrong -- people would think I was one of those snooty aspiring yuppies who carry their cats around on silk pillows and feed them from crystal dishes.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

MarXor! that'd be a good name! Makes it sound like a robot manga cat!

(what did you call your cat?)

― jel --, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*coughs up winsome furball and looks at one and all with great DISDANE*

― mark s, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think we must SEE this cat before we can judge. Picture? :-)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

careful you don't fall foul of "new" labour's kitten tax. that tony blairs -- he'd leave his own children drunk in leicester square if he could. bah

― Alan T, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Even worse, people could think you named it Marqueses after the Survivor locale. You should name it Marky Mark.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

call it KITTY GALORE!

― katie, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I will upload pictures later this week if possible, but I have another paper due Wednesday so I don't have time at the mo.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

KITTY GALORE! is a great name as long as you include the exclamation point.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, I have already decided on Sully.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Will you call him "Sir Sullikins Velvetpaws, Esq" for short?

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

actually Nicole, i've looked into what Dan said and you don't have a choice. it's the LAW!

― katie, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How could I say no to that?

― Nicole, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

For short, hm? I'll have to say it again, go for my grandparents' cat name of Wootsietootsiebenhurflurflurcecilrellaclarabellethomascat.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Another possibility would be Rikki Tikki Tembo No Sa Rembo Chari Bari Ruchi Pip Peri Pembo.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hurrah!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My friend has got cats called Kandahar and Jalalabad.

― Pete, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I once met a pair of cats named "Starboard" and "Port." Gosh, I wonder what their human/s were into?

― j.lu, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Animal abuse.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

aha! a clue!

― Josh, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was going to say "frottage", but Ned and Josh beat me to the punch.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned and Josh are "rub" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (I'm amazed I resisted making that joke for as long as I did.)

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In the words of the Robot Monster: "Now I will kill you."

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I just meant a clue about the Source of All Things Ned. To Hell with You! ;-)

― Josh, Tuesday, 23 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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