spam in the new era

have you guys noticed spam comments that are really, like REALLY well-crafted?

lest i be accused of doing the same thing myself i'll decline to provide a link, but i made a web site a couple of years ago that is only updated very infrequently now, but i've noticed a few people making posts in the forum. the posts are generally well written and directly speak to the forum topic - they're useful! then at the end there's a link to anti-anxiety medication or something. WTF!!! i'm thinking there's no way this can be automated.

spambots = AI

Ha! I'm really curious to see your site now, Tracer.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

I dig this:

Dear Friend,
This mail may not be surprising to you if you have been following current events in the international media with reference to the recent protest in Egypt.I am Mrs.Suzanne Mubarak, the wife of Deposed Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak who is seriously ill where he had retreated after giving up power on February 11.

Ever since the turn out of events and even prior to the protest,I have been thrown into a state of antagonism, confusion,humiliation, frustration and hopelessness by the present military leadership of the Egyptian Liberation Organization.I have even been subjected to physical and psychological torture.As a woman that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment.

You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the discovery of some fund in my husband's secret bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I have refused to disclose or give up to the Egyptian Government. In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars.And they are not relenting on their effort to make me and my sons(Gamal & Alaa Mubarak) poor for life. As you know, the Moslem community has no regards for women, more importantly when the woman is from a Christian background, hence my desire for a foreign assistance.

I have the sum of $60millionUSD(Sixty Million United States Dollars) with a financial firm in Europe whose name I can not disclose for now for security reasons until we open up communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank account for safe keeping and any Investment opportunity. This arrangement will be known to you and I alone and all our correspondence should be strictly on email alone because our government has tapped all our lines and are monitoring all my moves.In view of the above, if you are willing to assist for our mutual benefits, you shall be compensated with 30% of the funds after the completion and transfer of fund to your possession.

Please note that this is a golden opportunity that comes once in life time and more so, if you are honest, I am going to entrust more funds in your care as this is one of the legacies we keep for our children.In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the security and international media as I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith.I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. So I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail.

I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you.Do not destroy my family reputation because you do not approve of my proposal.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Suzanne Mubarak

another forum is getting a lot of these at the mo, text from random articles followed by a lot of links to tv streams

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FBI
To
Jan 10 at 4:47 PM
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
935 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20535, United States
Phone:(202) 278-2001
Fax: (202) 278-2479




Attention,



Records show that you are among one of the individuals and organizations who are yet to receive their overdue payment from overseas which includes those of Lottery/Gambling, Contract and Inheritance. Through our Fraud Monitory Unit we have also noticed that over the past you have been transacting with some imposters and fraudsters who have been impersonating the likes of Prof. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Anderson, Wallace Fred, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Kelvin Young of HSBC, Smith Williams, Daniel Wilson, Ibrahim Sule, Dr. Philip Morgan, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen and some imposters claiming to be The Federal Bureau of Investigation.



The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Crime Complaint Center (ICCC) formerly known as the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) of how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these imposters. As a result of this we hereby advise you to stop communication with any one not referred to you by us.



We have negotiated with the Federal Ministry of Finance that your payment totaling Two million and three hundred thousand us dollars will be released to you via a custom pin based ATM card with a maximum withdrawal limit of Three thousand us dollars a day which is powered by Visa Card and can be used anywhere in the world were you see a Visa Card Logo on the Automatic Teller Machine (ATM). We have advised that this should be the only way which you are to receive your payment because it?? more guaranteed, since over Fifteen billion us dollars was lost on fake check last year.



We guarantee 100% receipt of your payment, because we have perfected everything in regards to the release of your Two million and three hundred thousand us dollars to be 100% risk free and free from any hitches as its our duty to protect citizens of the United States of America. (This is as a result of the mandate from US Government to make sure all debts owed to citizens of American which includes Inheritance, Contract, Gambling/Lottery etc are been cleared for the betterment of the current economic status of the nation and its citizens as he has always believed Our Time for Change has come).



Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from FedEx website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully.


Name : Anthony Branch: FedEx Tracking Number: 803266628672
Name : Robert S King : FedEx Tracking Number: 803266628661
Name : Bernard Hilton : FedEx Tracking Number: 803266628650



To redeem your fund you are hereby advised to contact the ATM Card Center via email for their requirement to proceed and procure your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order on your behalf which will cost you 290 usd only nothing more and no hidden fees as everything else has been taken cared of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is 290 usd only.



Contact Information
Name: Maria Stanley
Email: mariastan✧✧✧@h✧✧✧.a✧


Do contact the ATM Card Center via her contact details above and furnish her with your details as listed below:



Your full Name:
Your Address:
Home/Cell Phone:
Occupation:
Age:




On contacting her with your details your files would be updated and she will be sending you the payment information in which you will use in making payment of 290 usd via Western Union Money Transfer for the procurement of your Approval of Payment Warrant and Endorsement of your ATM Release Order. After which the delivery of your ATM card will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay, extra fee or any authority raising eyebrow.



Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive your ATM CARD Shippment Confirmation within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.



Once again we are so sure of you receiving your payment at no any other cost as we have taking it upon our duty to monitor everything in other to cub cyber crime that is perpetrated by those impostors.



Thanks and hope to read from you soon.



JAMES B. COMEY
DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVE NW, WASHINGTON, DC 20535, UNITED STATES
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Note: Disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM card, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Maria Stanley of the ATM card center who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your payment and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office via the above fax number or email so we could act upon it immediately. Help stop cyber crime.

btw one of those blocked emails is @ "fbi.org"

(There were no links in this spam)

Date: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 18:41:43 +0000
From: I'm young again and full of energy <UnbelievableD✧✧✧@r✧✧.c✧✧>
To: Software User
Subject: Find the secrets of first-rate bedroom life

Thank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year! It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!

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I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with a disease.

I smell like a homeless f*@k, but thank goodness I stopped using deodorant because you said it causes cancer.

I don't leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes have to walk about seventeen blocks, because you said that someone might drug me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me.

I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill with calls to Uganda, Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover.

I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they are nothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds and KFC can sell their wares.

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I would get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

When I go to parties, I now don't mix with anybody or talk to anybody - you said that someone would take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

However, the police are also after me at present because you said not to pull over, as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me.

I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation of the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program.

It's weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, and neither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland. But I am positive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse.

spam is eating itself

I must be on a *very special list* now, because I also received, at the same address:

Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 11:29:45 +0100
From: Illuminati Order <illuminatiorder2✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧>
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semper fi, mfer

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I got your email contact through an opt-in consumer directory.
I expect your response.
A Sgt. USA
Marine Corps.

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to the tune of Ariana’s “Into You”

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