DRECKEST, MOST H2T FIERCEST QUINCEANERA EVER, YES, AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL CYCLE 15. You better WORK

Starts next Wednesday, and I had no idea. This is like waking up and realizing it's Gay Christmas.

Ginormous cast pic here.

YES YES YES NEXT WEDNESDAY!!!! IT IS HERE!!!

Pasty white blonde named Kayla... wonder if she's the same one from SYTYCD?

I had no idea!! Gay Christmas indeed.

That is the worst cast Photoshop yet. It looks like a still from a videogame.

Of course, which us why we watch thin train wreck in the first place. It is the campiest thing on television

WHERE IS EVERYONE.

I like Tallychan.

I am so excited about Ann and Rhianna

Love Ann but pretty sure I loved Lexie's photo this week way way more.

So how are we feeling so far?

Also I want to post this because Cynthia McFadden calls Paulina Porizkova both "Paula Porvikova" and "Paulina Pornikova" which to me is like huge megatime lols. Also, awkward Tyra is awkward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j120EXCVBIo

Ann has to basically shit in each of the judges' hats to lose at this point, so I can't wait for the episode where that happens

Dan, wait for her Covergirl commercial.

Loving this season.

Like fucking seriously, could they maybe try just a bit to not make it SO FUCKING OBVIOUS who's going home within, like, the first five minutes of the show? It is so, so predictable.

It's ok if they telegraph who goes home if they bring the crazy, but the last couple episodes have been blah.

PS Kayla is going to win, Ann tops out at top 3.

there is NO WAY Kayla will win! I'm hoping Chelsea. I think the top 3 will be Ann, Chelsea, Chris. Ann will be out first.

Kayla has better pics, is warmer than Chelsea, can talk, is more high-fashion, plus has affecting backstory and would be first out winner (looking at you, Eva). IMO she's getting the winner edit too.

Think Chris will be axed before T3 because Tyra's going to wonder why Chris's personality isn't showing up in her pictures.

Good point. We all agree Ann and probably Jane are out though, right?

Yeah, RIP Ann :( but kind of amazed that Jane is hanging around so long!

God, they really need a new editing team whose strategy isn't "Open the show with whoever's out today talking about how much the competition means/how they have to 'step up their game'/how much they don't want to be out"

tbf, isn't that how ALL elimination reality shows work?

A bit but ANTM makes it soooo much more obvious than most. With ProjRun you can tell who's probably going to be in the top or bottom, but with ANTM 9x out of 10 you are pretty much absolutely certain who will go home within the first five minutes.

they should bring "Paulina Pornikova" back

True enough -- you can usually guess the top 3 and the bottom 3 with embarrassing accuracy.

Paula was fresh!

Ann vs. Chelsey, thoughts? Resisting temptation to think that Ann's going to steamroll Chelsey a la Krista vs. Raina in the previous finale.

Also, from Kayla's FB:
If Trapped On An Island, Would Bring: cell phone

Dan, I will listen to you forever and ever from now on.

lol

I haven't seen the finale yet but when Versace dude said he'd book Ann a few episodes ago I was basically like "well that is that"

fav moment of this cycle was the look on nigel's face when they cut to him after esther revealed that she has a G-cup bust

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8z157rgI31qbypg1o1_r1_500.jpg

just did a whole cycle marathon weekend. this cycle was definitely an improvement over more recent seasons, so glad ann won. i kinda feel like they shouldn't call it 'america's' next top model anymore if they are all about europe and couture tho.