Best Tracy Jordan repressed memory

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From this episode here.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M162oWsHhk

Poll Results

Option	Votes
* A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's.	26
* A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom.	11
* Our basketball hoop was a ribcage. A ribcage!	11
* I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo...they were very drunk.	7
* I once bit into a burrito and there was a child's shoe in it.	5
* I saw a prostitute stab a clown.	4
* I saw a homeless man cooking a hot pocket on the third rail of the G Train. The G Train, Nermal!	3
* Some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish.	2
* I saw a crackhead breastfeeding a rat.	2
* The sewer people stole my skateboard.	1
* The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Tayor - generally considered to be one of the worst Presidents of al	1
* I've seen a hooker eat a tire.	1
* I saw a pigeon fight a baby.	1
* I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs.	1
* I've seen a blind guy bite a police horse.	0

― Oz, Friday, 10 September 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)

amazing

― snrub-n-tug (s1ocki), Friday, 10 September 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)

A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom.

― gorgeous, independent, "edgy," house, music (crüt), Friday, 10 September 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)

I would buy a frostee from a dog.

― peacocks, Friday, 10 September 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

A ribcage!

― anatol_merklich, Friday, 10 September 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

Some of these could be great band names: "Live on stage tonight, please welcome... The Sewer People Stole My Skateboard!"

― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 10 September 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

A pack of wild dogs took over, and successfully ran, a Wendy's.

― a cankle of rads (Gukbe), Friday, 10 September 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

i thought about starting this poll! either ribcage or burrito or wendy's.

ok ribcage.

― rent, Friday, 10 September 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

G Train -- G TRAIN!!!

― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 10 September 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)

* The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Tayor - generally considered to be one of the worst Presidents of al

― J0rdan S., Friday, 10 September 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

I've never heard Taylor mentioned as one of the worst presidents of all time.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 10 September 2010 15:17 (fifteen years ago)

well maybe thats because you are too busy living in a post-bush religious war.

― a hoy hoy, Friday, 10 September 2010 15:41 (fifteen years ago)

generally considered to be one of the worst Presidents of al sh1pl3y

― gorgeous, independent, "edgy," house, music (crüt), Friday, 10 September 2010 15:46 (fifteen years ago)

ribcage over wendy's

― k¸ (darraghmac), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

A+ poll idea!

― Baluchistan of Landscape Avocado (Pillbox), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

* I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo...they were very drunk.

― max skim (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

so tough tho

― max skim (k3vin k.), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

how many of these are actual tracy morgan quotes that the writers happened to hear and incorporate into the show?

― Philip Nunez, Friday, 10 September 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

voted for

* A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's.

― corn smut (get bent), Friday, 10 September 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

hardest poll ever

― sonderangerbot, Friday, 10 September 2010 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

how many of these are actual tracy morgan quotes that the writers happened to hear and incorporate into the show?

almost all of them?

― Dr. Lol Evans (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't read his bio that came out, but did he actually grow up in Zachary Taylor projects?

― Philip Nunez, Friday, 10 September 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

oh come on you guys

― the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

there are no zachary taylor projects

― max, Friday, 10 September 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

voted for

* A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's.

― corn smut (get bent), Friday, September 10, 2010 4:44 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark

As did I. The qualifier "successfully" puts it over the top, as if there had also been a pack of feral cats that took over a White Castle, but it tanked.

― AndersonCooperWakemanHowe (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

A ribcage!

― C:\Users\Bill\Desktop\shirtless.jpg (Matt P), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

voted drunk babies

― the parking garage has more facebook followers than my band (Jordan), Friday, 10 September 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

"there are no zachary taylor projects"

i looked up wikipedia hoping it wasn't true:
"Morgan grew up in the Marcy Projects in Bedford–Stuyvesant, Brooklyn,"
that made me sad

"along with rapper Jay-Z."
this made me happy again

― Philip Nunez, Friday, 10 September 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

I should perhaps point out that the "I saw a homeless man cooking a hot pocket..." one is delivered while wearing a green motion capture suit and is aimed at a boy playing Nermal while filming Garfield 3;Feline Groovy. Just so you have all the information at hand.

― Oz, Saturday, 11 September 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

* A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's.

― the cusses of 2 live crew (stevie), Saturday, 11 September 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

Q from a tourist: if u had only enough time in town to go to either the museum of modern art or the exploratorium which do u visit? Or is there a secret third option for the ogling-interesting-things-for-a-few-hours-downtown contingent? (not sure why I have it in my head that these are the only two exhibit-based things I would like to do but here we are. Also leaning toward exploratorium atm)

― sleepingbag, Saturday, 11 September 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

i feel like you meant that for another thread

― max, Saturday, 11 September 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

damn zing

― sleepingbag, Saturday, 11 September 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

Pack of wild dogs.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 12 September 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

* I saw a crackhead breastfeeding a rat.

In the end I voted for this. But really it could be any of them.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/6331/picture3dm.png

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 16 September 2010 23:15 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Friday, 17 September 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

good turnout. and a worthy winner.

― a cankle of rads (Gukbe), Friday, 17 September 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

feel like "OH LOOOOAAAARRRRRD" got shafted by not being included here

poor "i've seen a blind guy bite a police horse", delivery is great on that

― k3vin k., Friday, 17 September 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

That was the correct result but "A RIBCAGE!"

― The Future Sound of Echuca (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 September 2010 09:06 (fifteen years ago)

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