THE YEAR IS 2026. every english speaking nation, for whatever reason, decides to wage war on all other english speaking nations. everybody refuses to become allies or form any sort of treaties. BATTOL 2 THE DETH. so it breaks down like this:
usa vs canada vs scotland vs wales vs england vs ireland vs n. ireland vs australia vs new zealand (both islands)
i realize lots of african nations speak english (not primarily, i realize again) and even india holds half of its parliament in english, but it just wouldn't be fair to include any nation with a sub-rate military in the mix. plus its just too many to keep track of. also i just have a hard time coming to any sort of conclusion that the usa ultimately wins. our scenario with canada would be hopeless, like ww2 era germany marching into russia: superior military but the cold giving the rooskies the upper hand.
=the fucher is in ur handz~!!! go gobots go!!!!
― time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)
What the hell is wrong with you
― Gerard Depardeauxnt (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)
You can't hurt me because I have invisible armor its really strong and it has no weak points and you can't hurt me because I have it and if you touch at it no also look at it and... or if you think about too you're dead it can shoot lasers I can also fly now.
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 03:57 (fifteen years ago)
the fucher is in ur handz
Read this hearing German pronunciation in my head.
― Esa-Pekka picked a pack of pickled peppers (corey), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)
But yeah you're trying really hard to be banned.
― Esa-Pekka picked a pack of pickled peppers (corey), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)
hardly? supposed to be a fun-ish topic, maybe my "ironic" typing style dissuades you but otherwise i'm not sure where the recent hostility is coming from.
― time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:02 (fifteen years ago)
Hey maybe it will turn into a war.
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_gst-Ryh3g
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)
ironic typing
― the groin transfer (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)
the irony is that he's using a voice-to-text converter
― the groin transfer (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
Sounds like the destruction of the white race, caused by its own hand. Good job!I think you're probably just some Kenyan anti-colonialist troll tho and not being really real with this shit.
― Green Manalishi (Viceroy), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)
what teh heck is
― Z S, Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)
i mean
Don't be confused, its all very clear.
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)
I hope that helps.
delete this thread, i have random outbursts of "i think im funny" which has been recently provoked by my arm breaking and thus vicodon/pain-killer prescriptions off the hizzy, whereas i laugh at everything i say like i am now. haha... i said hizzy.
― time for a chimmy changa run (kelpolaris), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:19 (fifteen years ago)
I'm sorry to hear that you were born with a broken arm, kelpolaris.
― tickle me lmao (unregistered), Thursday, 16 September 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)
o snap
― Connect Four Tet (Trayce), Thursday, 16 September 2010 09:10 (fifteen years ago)
I made a post precisely like this in my first few days of ever posting on ILX (about Steve Winwood I think). It (rightfully) drew the same ire that this thread is drawing.
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Thursday, 16 September 2010 12:48 (fifteen years ago)
you know I would pile in on this but hey...
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 16 September 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)
Jesus. I just wanted to say hello. For the love of God.
― from The ends of your fingers (prosper.strummer.), Sunday, July 30, 2006 12:48 PM
dying
― juggalo iglesias (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 September 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)
xp I've never seen that post before, it's... intense
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 16 September 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)
LJ is a witch!!!
― turn in yer badge (San Te), Thursday, 16 September 2010 13:28 (fifteen years ago)
That Ned response is pretty crushing.
― I will always think of you, while (quite) fondly, myself (Evan), Thursday, 16 September 2010 13:52 (fifteen years ago)
http://imgur.com/yKO7H.jpg
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)