Godhead/Trinity/Big 3 Poll

Father, the OT OG

Holy Ghost, cuz he's a mysterious mothafucka. also, because blaspheming against the Holy Spirit is the ONLY UNFORGIVABLE SIN.

Son, coz he's an IRL bro

Was so mad how much short shrift the holy ghost got in Paradise Lost. Always partial to me because he's a ghost. Maybe you don't think he's really a ghost, or a he, but "ghost" is right in the name.

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Jesus was cool but he was way too into Animal Collective iirc

Voting for the Ghost with the Most.

The Doobie Brothers best summed up my feelings on Jesus when they said he was "just alright." Like, he'll do.

Holy Ghost, cuz he's a mysterious mothafucka. also, because blaspheming against the Holy Spirit is the ONLY UNFORGIVABLE SIN.

― turn in yer badge (San Te), Sunday, September 19, 2010 4:35 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

Was gonna say the same thing!

Also, the Holy Spirit is what makes people speak in tongues and was responsible for Pentecost. Let's see Jesus do THAT.

at the end of the day, Jesus, what have you done for me LATELY?

Gonna have to go with the Holy Gh-gh-gh-ghoooost!

When I was a little kid I always imagined the HG looked like a translucent version of le petit prince:

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So cool!

L-R: Marcy, Lucy, Schroeder, Holy Ghost

http://cheaptweet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/holeyghost.jpg

<3 you for that Phil D.

Vernon Fisher's "Holy Ghost" (slightly not safe for church)

I've a vague memory we did this poll once before. Desultory searching failed to confirm this, but still it nags at me.

Le petit prince is poorly named. If he's on an object that has enough gravity to be round, it must be like 500 miles across. Making the prince on it like 300 miles tall. That's gotta be the biggest prince ever.

Oh man, you have no idea how many debates Viceroy & I have had about that asteroid. He says he didn't like the book at age eight because how could an asteroid that small sustain a livable atmosphere. I told him he is missing the complete point and spirit of the book saying that. My brother the engineer gave us a satisfactory solution: the asteroid is just really, really, really dense.

Holy Spirit is totally going to walk this. Because, even though Jesus Was Way Cool, the Holy Spirit has that whole pentecostal tongues of fire thing going on.

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xp Yeah and it also has volcanic activity? The fuck.

Seriously, they're not handing out No-Prizes for figuring out that asteroid. Trying to figure out the physics & geology & ecology of that asteroid is totally missing the point.

You don't understand. It's WILLFULLY missing the point.

Holy Ghost, people.

i like lj's answer

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/god_hates_figs.jpg

In this Alan Watts book "Behold the Spirit" he predicts it will be the Holy Ghost. He says its been a progression over time, shifting focus from God to Jesus, and soon the Holy Ghost will get his due...

blaspheming against the Holy Spirit is the ONLY UNFORGIVABLE SIN.

I did not know this, and I am excited to take my blasphemy to a whole new level.

holy spirit is just a cop to the east imo & the father is abraham's tyler durden. jesus was the only one who was extreme enough to birth a new conversation space.

That's funny – I remember some (probably untrue) story someone told once about some Christian missionaries explaining the godhead to a Chinese man. He said (paraphrase), "Honorable father, good. Honorable son, good. Honorable bird – ???????"

A Most Auspicious Bird

there's a story about some Tibetan Buddhist lama watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas and asking ppl "i don't understand, why is Jesus taking all of the presents?"

stupid lama

Was this poll meant to not end til next year?

I didn't realize that! I wondered why we didn't have the results.

has to be the son

i love how much abbott loves paradise lost

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Edmund Blackadder, Esq.: Shall I begin the Christmas story?
George, the Prince Regent: Absolutely, as long as it's not that terribly depressing one about the chap who gets born on Christmas Day, shoots his mouth off about everything under the sun, and then comes a cropper with a couple of rum coves on top of a hill in Johnny Arab land.
Edmund Blackadder, Esq.: You mean *Jesus*, Sire...?
George, the Prince Regent: Yes, that's the fellow! Keep him out of it. He always spoils the X-mas atmos!

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I predict Holy Ghost in a runaway.

barabbas voting savages all over again

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not sure I would still rank HG as #1

maybe if it were a grape

I feel this was one of my best and most reductive polls
I feel I am great

abbbottt akhbar

Jesus wept. I blame ILX.

IlxNRI

INRI life lol