How come sarah wont go out with me?

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As you all may know, Sarah, a girl here, has won my undying infatuation due in no small partto here intrest in the playstation game Vib Ribbon. I sent her a email, with a link to pics of the game's sequel... to no response.

Now people, why is it that this girl wont give me the benifit of the doubt? Just ask Mike Hanle y, I'm not grotesque. When I shave my head, I resemble David Justice (hey, that ryhmes).

I just want to reward her for her good mind. I really think she seems super. I mean, a date can have motives of horny evil. My motive is not like that. I'm motiuvated by a need to let her know she is a champion, by treating her as such.

Maybe she thinks men are bad.

ARGH!!!!!

It just makes me love my job more when people are screwed up. I work with the mentally ill and the mentally retarded. They are a simple folk, I aspire to "let go" like they do.

They're like the wind. They're liiiike the wiiiiiiind...........

― Chief White Lotus, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sarah might be playing hard to get (whatever that means). or she might already have a boyfriend.

― Julio Desouza, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mike, is jon grotesque? Be honest.

― felicity, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If you wanted an answer to this question, you would have asked sarah, not blurted it out in here. Methinks you are a tad on the immature side.

― Little Nipper, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I work with the mentally ill and the mentally retarded. They are a simple folk, I aspire to "let go" like they do.

I think you just answered your own question up above.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe because you're a creep?

― Graham, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

umm because you implied she's simple folk?

starry is fuckin great, her posts always make me laugh.

― di, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

because the wonderful Starry is MINE and i already have plans to kidnap her and keep her in the cupboards with Rainy and Ned, and feed them all on peanut butter cookies....except shh she doesn't know yet.

...oh, CRAP. not again. um, forget you saw that, everyone. * nonchalant whistle*

― petra jane, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

saw what? *walks nonchalantly away from the area*

― Matt, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, nothing. WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE??! *points*

― petra jane, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

LOOK AT ME GUYS! *dances highland fling to divert attention while petra makes stealthy with the kidnap thang*

― di, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sounding like a creep anyway. You might be a really nice guy.

― Graham, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You've ruined it, White Lotus: the point of ILE is that we all strive to make Starry's husbands list -- you can just ask, you have to earn it.

(This attempt to make this thread less uncomfortable brought to you by ...

― nabisco ), Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and it's gone all wrong based on a missing "n't." No husbands list for me, then.

― nabisco, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nice work, Di! they'll never suspect a thing!

― petra jane, Thursday, 25 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Methinks this is no way to win the fair lady's affections.

― stevo, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Methinks the world has gone bananas.

― N., Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bananan'ts

― mark s, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

urp?

― Alan T, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Methinks dastoor is molten

― mike hanle y, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How to handle a woman? Its simple. Simply love her. Give her love. Never pinch her. Give her candy sometimes. Always give flowers. Call her "preetylady". Make yourself smell nicest of all. Sing to her. Show your virtue and strentgh.

― mike hanle y, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

awww hanle y is OTM. except about the preetylady part.

― katie, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

preeeeeeetyladeeeeee

― Alan T, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow that makes me want to run. Far and fast.

― Archel, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

kindly post any "preeeetylaydee" comments to the CREEPY thread where they belong! i thank you.

― katie, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Some people just can't take a compliment.

― Emma, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Preeeeetttteeeee womang walking down the street, preeeeetttteeee womang the kind I'd like to meet

― jel --, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

For "preeetyladeee" refrences , refer to Happosai from Ranma 1/2 cartoon, especially the episode where his power is deflated by SHampoo's "girl away " patch .

― mike hanle y, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not creepy! I'm child-like and tactless. People tend to confuse the two.

And of course I'm going to blurt it out here. It's good conversation. I mean, if I REALLY wanted to date her, I'd be A) creepy, because I don't know her B) desperate, because I don't know her and C) Stupid, because I don't know her.

The real question is, why does she not entertain the mild flirtatiousness? Do I write sucky? Do I write like a sucky looking man?

And on the topic of crazy and retarded people, I think it not at all condisending to call them "simple folk". It's just not. A spade is a spade. More so, I like them that way.

But if the man who implied that the "simple folk" statement was the source of the rejection had intended his statement to mean that Sarah doesn't like simple people, as opposed to impling that I'm a jerk for making such a rude remark, then God bless her. Anyone who wants complicated people in their lives should be dragged out of there independant film channel viewing rooms and shot.

Is Sarah too scared to talk on the topic? Perhaps I am a demon for asking this question. Perhaps it brings up dark water from the poor girls depths. Who can say?

Happosai!

― Chief White Lotus, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Shhhhh!

― ^david_h(owie), Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, Hanley's sorta on the money, except with that "never pinch her" bit. WTF, are you chivalrous or something?

― M. Wolf, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, hey, evidently there was a brief window wherein all you had to do was buy her a packet of crisps!

― nabisco, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

pinch if it pleases!

― mike hanle y, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd just like to go on record to say that Mike is funny. He wrote a script for a movie called "Crystal Fux". I should post it. It's timeless entertainment.

― Chief White lotus, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mike Hanley forgot to mention fine wines and Belgian chocolates. Posting a message to ILE, you know, is very like making love to a beautiful woman. You mould your words carefully, plan your meanings - but in the end you just press the button marked 'Submit'...

― Martin Skidmore, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus EWWW is that unromantic.

― nabisco, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Chief White Lotus - you are sad. Sarah is too good for the likes of you.

― DV, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I just want to reward her for her good mind

Chief White Lotus - you are sad. Sarah is too good for the likes of you

i wish you guys wouldn't beat around the bush. just come out and say what you *really* mean.

― Dave M., Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope there's some subtext to this thing that I'm missing. Cause if not, I can't say I blame her.

― Mark, Sunday, 28 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone love me!

― Chief White Lotus, Sunday, 28 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wanna be loved. eye eye eye eye ...just want to be loved

― mike hanle y, Sunday, 28 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Blimey, calm down you nutter!

a) I am a very bad email person anyway
b) I read yr mail on WAP over the w/e, when I got to a computer there were about NINE BILLION other emails so it got shunted to the bottom
c) I had to go and get a hamburger
d) I didn't have access to a PS2 at the time (but now I do eh).

And you didn't ask me out!!! I always get meng who say WHY DOES SARAH NOT LOVE ME/DO THE NAUGHTY BUSINESS/SPEAK TO ME thing but they do not make any effort to make themselves clear! COR, take me back to the days of PARLOURS where gentlemeng had clearly established procedures for this kind of thing. Perhaps you should send me a COURTING CARD but then again I am now more scared of you than I was before. Argh.

NB if this makes no sense I am very light headed from taking DRUGS and being sick and lying down in the ill-people room.

― Sarah, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i pick: WHY DOES SARAH NOT ~~LOVE ME/~~DO THE NAUGHTY BUSINESS~~/ SPEAK~~ TO ME

Flu pills, Sarah? i'm just discovering their GRATEness for bollocksy ILE posting.

― petra jane, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So far there's been FOUR! Solpadeine (two pills were vomited up tho) and some powders that you are supposed to drink in order to restore yr bodies salt/fluid ect balances post-vom, HOWEVER it advertises itself as a post-"loose motion" aid so HOOM HOOM to that. It just tastes of salt. Luckily I do not haf flu ATM but I am sure my time will come. Floo.

Now I am hungry but haf ph34r of putting solids into my estomago. Apart from for some reason, an odd craving for the burgers they used to sell in my 6th form college canteen. They were some kind of wack foodstuff of unknown origin but COR they were bladdy nice.

― Sarah, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ahem.....

Sarah (because she writes like how I imagine japanimation chicks to talk....when i squeeze those tits that blinding sparkly energy ninja Dragonball blast shoots out teh nipples and it's on)..... -- Ramosi (olafsonskid@aol.com), March 12, 2002.

My life has hit rock bottom. -- Sarah (starry@themoderninter.net), March 12, 2002.

My man Lotus, if you want to publicly fantasize about Sarah, it is like pizza......it's all about the delivery.

― Ramosi, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

BTW, get well Sarah!!!

― Ramosi, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fire-breathing nipples? I am so all flavours of jealous.

― petra jane, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I considered it to be more sparkly shiny glittery silver ICE energy myself, but you know, whichever...

― Sarah, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Good grief I was sitting next to Sarah for a while last night! One clumsy movement of my elbow and I could have been dead!

― Martin Skidmore, Wednesday, 31 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

or frozen solid.

― Dave M., Wednesday, 31 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

twelve years pass...

old ilx!

― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:22 (ten years ago)

Yeah it says 2002

― nashwan, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:26 (ten years ago)

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