Funniest Church Signs/Bulletins You've Seen

every so often, some really "wtf" church bulletins appear on the sign outside the church. Post the most ridiculous ones you've seen here, bonus points if you actually have pics (don't have to be yours).

I saw one that said "Jesus is the man!" in Spanish.

also another favorite "Call 911! This church is on fire!"

once, i saw two churches that were essentially right next to each. the first one had a sign that said something about the oncoming rapture. the second church's sign read "hot dog dinner tues."

which goes to show you even churches need good marketing. willing to bet I know which one was full on Tuesday!

One I saw yesterday, apparently Bear Grillis was saying how the Alpha course had really helped him with matters spiritual.

BGril will always be the bloke in a rowboat with a tube of riverwater up.

C H _ _ C H

WHAT's MISSING?

U R!

no P in our OOL, basically

"prayer is the best wireless connection"

oh god, "dropped call with jesus" would be a perfect album name for garth brook's next album

can you request copyright claims on words when used in conjunction with each other, but not necessarily in any sort of order?