Shove the credit card ....

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up your ass! I said to a telemarketer yesterday. was I too mean?

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i don't think so, unless you were teasing them about not having an ass....another way, if you have the time, is to do what i do - ask them lots of personal questions about their bodily hygeine habits, their sexual performance etc - eventually they hang up, and they don't seem to call back - yeah, i know they're only doing their job, but damn so were the SS, and both of them are crimes against humanity.

Geoff, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not if they were being too forceful. I've been chased around a shopping mall before now by an overzealous credit card salesperson. So if they do it on the phone it's even worse. I know they're on commission and all, but do I really look like I need *another* credit card?

Paul Strange, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Paul's back now too!! Rockin'!

Tom, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm bored at work and my e-mail's not working...!

Paul Strange, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think it might be my email not working! Which is probably a good thing right now... hey! If you're bored at work, can you call the amp hire place for me?

Kate the Saint, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Another good trick is to say nouns over and over like "Is this a dealdealdealy?"they hate it

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I could... but I really don't understand amps. It's like you hiring a deck. 'Belt or direct drive, sir? Scratch needle? Coloured strobe?' Er... I only want a record player...

I assume Bangs have responded then...

Paul Strange, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Stringing them along for ages and then saying 'nahhhh' annoys them too. Or suddenly starting to scream, then being calm again. Only do this on the phone though.

Paul Strange, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I know what all those things mean, thank you.

Yes, Bangs have replied. They're really not picky about what amp we get them so long as it's "loud". So, basically, any Marshall over about 100 watts would probably do. I'd go for a combo rather than a stack, cause it will be cheaper and easier to transport.

I am perfectly willing to talk to hire places about this, but I'm having the Phone Fear today and can't seem to get myself to call. I know it's absurd, it's a phobia, whatchagonnadoo?

I tried to get Jane to call, but she's not responding to my mail, probably because my email is down.

Sorry, everyone, for talking relationship/business stuff on the board, but my email is broken and I don't seem to be able to send or receive any mail today.

Kate the Saint, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THis cop called and wante d pig funds so I acted liek a confused old man until he got pissed and hung up

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My mom asks telemarketers if their products come with ponies. When they say no, she tells them she only wants things that come with free ponies and hangs up.

Ally, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

100watts? Jesus christ, are you playing an arena?

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My freaking practise amp is about 100. What planet are you on?

Kate the Saint, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Loudy.

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't be mean to telemarketers -- they're just doing a job. Not to mention which, if they decide that they want to get you back, they just mark you as "receptive" to their product on the database, and you will get MORE calls. Best to tell them you already have one, or politely decline.

Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Give me the details tonight and I'll call them tomorrow, I guess. Since I don't have working e-mail we'd have to go through it all here which would be a nightmare.

Incidentally, what if you're called by a product that does indeed come with ponies?

Paul Strange, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My BEST turntables buying experience EVER was in a dodgy store in Tottenham Court Road where some wankers (obviously credit card seller wannabes) physically stopped me from walking out. I then unleashed THE PROGRESSIVE ROCK DAD on the salesman via the medium of mobile telephone.

"But sir, no-one cares about tracking weight today", I heard him mumble sheepishly.

HA HA HA we LARFED as we ran out.

SURELY it is worse when you get bulled into applying for a new credit card and then get a letter saying "Yore applikashun haf been deenyeed". FECKERS.

My amp is a bass amp and it is turned up to six. Bassists are subtle masters of restraint and the farty noises. Gr8!

sarah, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I dont care if more peopl ecall, its a great stress release to scream at them. Adn they are assholes for working at that job.

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I live for tracking weight, you know. Easily one of the most important elements of any turntable.

Those Tottenham Court Road stores are the worst. I once ran from a computer store where they wouldn't let me leave shouting 'leave me alone!!!!!'. I was only trying to buy a power supply, for God's sake. I did not want a flat-screen monitor. Sales staff like that are the real world equivalent of pop-up ads.

Paul Strange, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A woman from the Daily Mail rang me up yesterday and used the following opening gambit:

"Hi, I'm looking for second generation Asian students for an article I'm writing. I work for the Daily Mail." "I'm sorry" I said - nary a beat. "I work for the Daily Mail." She repeated louder. "I heard. I was just saying how sorry I felt for you."

Pete, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"CAn I help you find something!?" "No, I'm just looking for a place to urinate. I think this cardigan will do."

Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I used to be a telemarketer for the local newspaper. We supposedly made commission if we sold x many subscriptions in a week, but the threshold was set just out of reach. The only guy who ever made commission did it by lying his ass off - "and if you subscribe today, you'll become what we call a full-route subscriber. that means you'll get special holiday editions of the paper, additional coupons" etc. Don't trust ANYBODY trying to sell you stuff over the phone.

btw I LOVED it when people talked for a long time and then went "naaah". Since I wasn't making commission anyway, it was a way to kill time till 4pm came around...

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

Goddamned CC company froze my card just because I missed one monthly payment (I lost the bill and forgot about it). At least the Chase fuckers were happy just to pile on the late fees. I hadda add an "emergency" CC to PayPal to get the payment thru the system. Fuck eBay and its henchmen.

libcrypt, Saturday, 1 March 2008 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

Why do credit card companies send me cards with laughably low limits?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 1 March 2008 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

Laughably low? Are we talking $2K or something? That's just a training period. I take it yr credit score ain't > 600.

libcrypt, Saturday, 1 March 2008 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

They raise mine without asking. Its at 4150 now. I would really prefer not to have that much credit, considering the interest charges

Tracksuit Party, Saturday, 1 March 2008 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

Incidentally, since I signed up for the do-not-use-my-credit-score-for-offers list, I have gotten no preapproved CC offers.

libcrypt, Saturday, 1 March 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

Laughably low? Are we talking $2K or something? That's just a training period. I take it yr credit score ain't > 600.

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hahah my credit score was like 680 but its above 600 still. I only have one card with over $1500 limit on it. The rest are sub 1000 and all these offers are sub-500

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 1 March 2008 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

I would really prefer not to have that much credit, considering the interest charges

Ok, am I being a moran here, but if you don't buy on credit you won't need to pay those interest charges, so why get all worked up about it?

I think I have a couple of thousands which I can spend. Never do though. I don't think I have ever bought on credit.

stevienixed, Saturday, 1 March 2008 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

My first CC had about a $1500 limit on it. I was in grad school and that was probably the first pre-approved offer I ever got. Some 12 or so years later I still have it and the limit is in the $20Ks without me ever having asked for it to be raised. They definitely got their meathooks into me at the right time and have probably made a bundle offa me. Given that the interest rate isn't great at all, why don't I ditch it? I have the number memorized, and that's just the ultimate convenience for me, at least in terms of online shopping.

libcrypt, Saturday, 1 March 2008 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not worked up about it, as you say, i don't use it. don't like how it encourages people to borrow and then get trapped paying off exorbitant interest charges though

Tracksuit Party, Saturday, 1 March 2008 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

stevienixed: You can lead a man to temptation, but you need a joint bank account to keep him from drinking.

libcrypt, Saturday, 1 March 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

Yea, I didn't get one in college nor did I have student loans (massive scholarship + worked at a .com before school)

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 1 March 2008 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I hear being over 700 = you can get a home loan

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 1 March 2008 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

When you have two household earners above 700, you can even afford a small condo in SF.

libcrypt, Saturday, 1 March 2008 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

working on the wifey

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 1 March 2008 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Chase just have me a 'business' card with an obscene limit at like 7.99%.

milo z, Sunday, 2 March 2008 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

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----> (libcrypt), Monday, 23 February 2009 13:20 (seventeen years ago)

lol Tom said "rockin"

Tracer Hand, Monday, 23 February 2009 13:26 (seventeen years ago)

libcrypt that doesn't seem to work. url please.

(J/K)

Nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 23 February 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

I received a letter in the mail today from my credit card company containing an amendment to my original agreement. By doing nothing, I was acknowledging that I understood the agreement and agreed to it. Buried in the amendment was a provision stating that by accepting the new amendment, I waive all rights to a trial by jury in the case of any lawsuit with the credit card company.

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OLIGARHY (Z S), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 01:42 (sixteen years ago)

you're gonna be the fall guy.

ian, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

"CAn I help you find something!?" "No, I'm just looking for a place to urinate. I think this cardigan will do."

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permanent response lopp (harbl), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 02:49 (sixteen years ago)

3 cards of mine, swallowed unaccountably by ATMs inside one week, including the replacement card for the first swallowing, all on machines used successfully by other people just before me

odd

They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 02:52 (sixteen years ago)

i hope you did not waive your right to trial by jury!!

permanent response lopp (harbl), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 02:54 (sixteen years ago)

we all know how that usually works out

mince lice (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 02:56 (sixteen years ago)

Well, so far, I have done nothing...which means that I've waived my right to trial by jury!

Only by canceling my credit card can I regain my right to a trial by jury in the event of a lawsuit with them, which would become much more unlikely after canceling!

OLIGARHY (Z S), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 02:58 (sixteen years ago)

You may not punch me in the face. However, if you leave the room and never come close to me again, you may punch me in the face. Deal?

OLIGARHY (Z S), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 02:58 (sixteen years ago)

lol yeah i was just sitting here thinking, "did i waive my right to trial by jury? when i get that notice can i call them and say i don't want to waive it?" then i realized, what a joke. you can't even try not waiving it just to see what would happen! it's like they don't value their customers at all

permanent response lopp (harbl), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:00 (sixteen years ago)

I think if you decline the change in terms, you get to keep the card at current terms until it expires and then any balance is due in full, it's not just cancelled on the spot. Citi tried a big rate hike with my business Visa, but I'd just gotten my new card with an expiration date four years down the road, so I confirmed the new expiration date and then told them to eat their change in terms with a side order of fuck-you. Got my balance paid off over the next year and I have about 20 more months at the old rate.

Hugh Manatee (WmC), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

These credit card companies, I'll tell you what - they're nice as heck

OLIGARHY (Z S), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:19 (sixteen years ago)

I think if you decline the change in terms, you get to keep the card at current terms until it expires and then any balance is due in full, it's not just cancelled on the spot.

Depends on the company, but on all mine if I declined the change, the account was closed so no new charges allowed and was due in full at the expiration (or immediately). Almost all the major companies have changed to the arbitration/no trial terms over the past 2 years.

Jaq, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 03:38 (sixteen years ago)

Maintaining a balance on any credit card, as opposed to paying off in full each month, has always been and always will be a chump's game. Ignore the financial "experts" who constantly tell you that paying off will hurt your credit score. Fuck that noise.

If you are obviously a sound and no risk for default banks will loan. If they don't make the loan then it is because they are losing their nerve, not because you failed to go deep enough in hock.

Aimless, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 04:04 (sixteen years ago)

I always pay my balance off in full at the end of each month and they just tempt me by raising my limits more and more

tony dayo (dyao), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 04:37 (sixteen years ago)

When you realize what would happen if you used that credit and had to pay 20% interest on it, it becomes less of a temptation, fer sure.

Aimless, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)

Wait, if you agree to waive yr right to a trial by jury wouldnt the reverse hold true and mean THEY cant sue you for unpaid debts? Or am I completely misunderstanding the point of this clause (I prob am).

Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)

no, they can still sue you and you can sue them but it goes to arbitration

permanent response lopp (harbl), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 12:48 (sixteen years ago)

because they know juries are made of real people who hate them lol

permanent response lopp (harbl), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 12:49 (sixteen years ago)


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