Oh no! J-Lo to divorce! Oh NO!!!

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What to do.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Except snigger, that is.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm going to ask her out on a date.

― Chris, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She's going out with Ben Affleck now, and they have a film coming out soon. If I was cynical, i'd be screaming...PUBLICITY!

― jel --, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jay to the ell oh, de vorce hell o, chris to da judd kerching o

― jel --, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Perhaps her next single will be a Tammy cover: D to the I to the V to the O to the R to the C to the E.

― Martin Skidmore, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ex now changing his name to C-Juddy.

― briania, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Possibly he and Jimmy Gulzar could form a support group.

― Matt, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned, J-Lo is going to marry you now. there is no escape.

― DV, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yargh. Horrifying thought.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my flatmate: " i can't believe THIS made TVOne news"
me (sarcastically): "but it means she's available!!!",
my flatmate: *shudders*.

― di, Friday, 26 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Marriage to J.Lo.: the surest form of torture;>

― Nichole Graham, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

her *other* ex lover said sex with her was 'like bathing in champagne' ....expensive and headache inducing? bubbles went up your ass and you smelt of alcohol and your fingers went pruney ?

― j-skam, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I really, REALLY hope that's what he meant!

― Dan Perry, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

marriage to j-lo the surest form of torture

Not really, considering you get to have sex with her and then break up in 6 months.

― Ronan, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is that too PJesque for ILE?

― Ronan, Monday, 29 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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