People that say to others "I haven't had MY coffee yet or wait until I've had MY coffee".

Inspired by that annoying as fuck McD's commercial where the douchebag walks around town telling people he hasn't had his coffee yet. For some reason this annoys me.

Oh man that ad annoys the hell out of me. Just have some coffee at your house ya douchebag!

Wait until I've had YOUR coffee.

and while your at mcdonalds shove a fuckin mcgriddle down your gullet and choke.

^^^ just what my boss needs to hear

I'm waitin' for MY man

If the question (and it must be a response to a question) ever comes up, I refer to myself as under-caffeinated. People who volunteer this info unsolicited are annoying because they assume that I give a shit.

i made it, it's my coffee

People who volunteer this any info unsolicited are annoying because they assume that I give a shit.

also planted, harvested, and roasted the beans iirc

i mean are these people completely unable to function without THEIR coffee?

He also says: "Talk to me." GUH.

urgh thats right. He also looks like he bathes in coffee.

if you have this problem, maybe you should buy one of those coffeemakers with the timer so it makes coffee for you before you wake up, then you wake up, drink your coffee first thing, and problem solved

Sounds like your boss is a crusty but benign newspaper editor from a seventies sitcom.

It's more McD's awful indie crowd-baiting like the Filet-O-Fish commercials from a few months ago.

i hated that fucking commercial too.

wow DB is hated all over the internets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5h2_eIzoYU

People who volunteer this any info unsolicited are annoying because they assume that I give a shit.

Oh, I dunno, if they tell me unsolicited that there's cobra in the men's room or something, I might even thank them.

The Creds:
Client: McDonald's
Spots Title: Don't Talk to Me
Air Date: January 2010

Agency: DDB
SVP, Group Creative Director: Bill Cimino
VP/ CD: Tim Souers (Mark Olson)
CD: MaryBeth Adduci (Don't Talk to Me/Coffee)
ACD/ Copywriter: David Oif (Mark Olson)
CD: Faye Kleros (Don't Talk to Me)
Executive Director of Integrated Production: Diane Jackson
VP/Group Executive Producer: Marianne Newton
Senior Producer: Mark Olson
Production Manager: Joann Baker
Production Business Manager: Tara Wert

Prod Company: Tool of North America
Director: Tom Routson
EP(s): Brian Latt, Jennifer Siegel
EP Digital: Dustin Callif
Line Producer: Kristy Kessler
DP: Michael Bonvillain
Art Director: Ken Averill

Editorial: Whitehouse Post
Editor: Matt Walsh
Producer: Kristin Branstetter

Online Company: Filmworkers Club
Online Artist: Rob Churchill
Telecine: Complete Post
Final Telecine: Filmworkers Club

Audio Post: Another Country

Sound Design: Another Country
Sound Designer: Dave Gerbosi

Shoot Location: Los Angeles, CA

It's more McD's awful indie crowd-baiting like the Filet-O-Fish commercials from a few months ago.

wait what>?

if a coworker said, "Jake Gyllenhaal's in the vestibule waiting to drive you to Barbados," I might show gratitude.

"Oh, I dunno, if they tell me unsolicited that there's cobra in the men's room or something, I might even thank them."

I meant information about themselves. Although I guess if they put the cobra in the men's room that might be about themselves so maybe this is the exception.

This is fucking dumb too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg87E1tjTOE&feature=player_embedded

Yeah like drinking coffee is such an elitist pastime. Fuck off.

Is that ad part of their attempt to compete w/Starbucks? Doesn't McD's have 'fancy' coffee, now?

Suggest-Blind David Oif

xps to Abb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bJOIqVAD-s

i say this sometimes when its early and i say/do something dumb, i say, "ha, i havent had my coffee yet, sorry"

yeah newmans own...real fancy. they probably fry it first.

DO YOU NEED IT TO FUNCTION?

mcdonald's has "fancy" coffee and is competing very successfully against starbucks. mcdonald's profits are ridiculous btw.

Prod Company: Tool of North America

I'll say.

i've heard their fancy coffee drinks are actually decent. haven't tried them myself though.

They always kick ass in a recession, though, don't they?

Their coffee "drinks" are good, but I think you could use their regular black coffee to remove blood stains from a highway.

But that probably has more to do with the people making it letting it sit for hours and grow bitter rather than the coffee itself. For a while my roommate and I were temping at the McD's headquarters and we once took home a 5 LB bag of coffee beans that they were just going to throw out. Pretty good coffee.

their pre-sugared iced coffee is awful

how many calories are in one of those drinks?

500

The only person I feel entitled to say this to is my wife, and only when I first wake up. It's really not that hard to make or buy yourself some damn coffee.

I remember a few years ago I did an online survey for McDonalds ads and some of the Likert-scale statemente they asked me were pretty LOL, like

"This ad is hip and represents my generation"
"The people in this ad are cool and funny, just like my friends"

all sorts of nonsense trying to measure how "generation next" it was or whatever. It was some ad with bros talking over fries in that exaggerated tarantino manner.

I know if I had to be in a McDonald's for hours, I'd grow bitter sitting there, too.

"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee."
"Sounds like you need your pacifier instead."

I haven't had my smack yet.

I haven't knifed a hobo yet this morning.

Don't talk to me - no suprise buttsex yet this morning.

"dont talk to me, i haven't masturbated yet!"

Scott tissues new ad campaign:

"dont even talk to me until i've had my morning shit."

"don't talk to me yet, you're still alive"

Actually, you know what? Don't talk to me, period.

probably would be better than the charmin bears with the dingleberries.

"dont even talk to me until i've had my morning shit."

lol, they could hire my dad to be the spokesman in that one.

haha.

"dont even talk to me until i've had my morning shit."

this is inextricably tied to the coffee issue

drink coffee, shit and read the paper at the same time. HEAVEN to my old co-worker.

all he needed was a blumpkin to complete the trifecta and he would have lost it.

drink coffee, shit and read the paper at the same time. HEAVEN to my old co-worker.

sounds good to me.

Damn it, now that Filet O Fish jingle is stuck in my head again. Thought I'd gotten rid of it six months ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omQZaHpt_vY

CAFFEINE IS A CRUTCH
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VeDbZHVpcgM/SytOEKj6GnI/AAAAAAAAACs/ndVbghCzWhU/s400/XStraight_EdgeX_by_xzeckx.jpg

I had a stoner friend who used to put coffee in his bong.

dont talk to me, i haven't had my bong hits.

i bet phish fans say that all the time. or "dont talk to me, i haven't had my grilled cheese"

i say this sometimes when its early and i say/do something dumb, i say, "ha, i havent had my coffee yet, sorry"

me too. however if i say something dumb and someone ELSE says "haven't had your coffee yet?" i want to kill them

"Haven't had my fresh arterial blood yet. You volunteering?"

jeez a lot of you guys haven't had your coffee yet