U R A BILLIONAIRE! What hilarious caveats do you attach to your huge charitable contributions?

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It's pledge drive season on NPR again.

MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

1. NPR - Garrison Keillor only allowed to sing while underwater.

MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

2. My Alma Mater - All graduating seniors must be able to skydive.

MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)

3. Martin Jol- stay the fuck away from North London

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

(btw #2 up there is based on the fact that my alma mater did have a graduation requirement that everyone had to be able to swim thx to a HUGE donation from an alum.)

MMLLLARRRFF (jjjusten), Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

4. My Alma Mater - Every graduate must be able to recite the entirety of Eazy-E's "Still Talkin'"

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

from memory obv

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

5. WFMU - no more Yo La Tengo covers-for-pledges

Headlock Ellis (WmC), Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)


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