how do you do it?

what's your secret?

well, ha, there's no secret as such slocki...

but...

I do it with gusto

with Brillo pads, a used armadillo shell, and a little touch of olive oil

http://www.thesecret.tv/

The main thing is to stay hydrated.

Me and pizzazz do it.

http://www.ehow.com/how_4465344_cheat-wrestling-brother.html

god i love eHow

If he shoots for your torso, step to the side and give him a forehand to the side of his head.

a tactic to remember

http://www.ehow.com/how_2304740_tell-have-sick-duck.html

Consider that healthy ducks will dance around, flutter their wings a lot and just generally enjoy living.

ducks OTM

http://www.ehow.com/how_5116118_eat-ants-survival.html

seriously, how did I live my life before the Internet

I do with a combination of skill, charm, and being a reasonably attractive and well-dressed white male.

http://www.ehow.com/how_5298029_prevent-mountain-lion-attacking.html

break it down into it's basic components, slow down if necessary, master that, increase speed and complexity, then work on seamless transitions

the things you'll need section is a fucking gold mine in particular

from ant eating:

Things You'll Need:
Many Ants (Carpenter are best)
Thick stick
Saliva
Courage!

with a finger roll

I have been walking in mountain lion territory in Northern California for nearly 20 years and I have never seen a mountain lion, even when they have been reported in the near vicinity. This is probably because I know precautions that can be taken to deter mountain lions.

NorCal mountain lion territory keeps expanding and changing due to development - if this person has been doing this for nearly 20 years they would know this

How to Shave your Balls
By chynakandi, eHow Member
I want to do this! What's This? ..

The benefits to shaving your balls are eliminating bad odors, and eliminating germs. You also gain and optical inch which is great during fun times. Let get you started in scrotum shaving.

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions.Things You'll Need:
Philips Norelco Body groom
Sensitive skin shaving cream
Balla Powder
1


ShowerClean Genitals

Take some time to step in the shower and wash your body down.
Wash under your balls or scrotum to ensure they are properly cleansed.
Get out of the shower and dry off really good. Make sure you dry your ball sack completely and that there is no lint on them.

2


Philips Norelco BG2030 Professional BodyGrooming SystemShave Your Balls

Make sure you have a Philips Norelco Body groom or a similar type of body grooming shaver. This will ensure you that you don't get cut. Apply shave cream that is for sensitive skin only. Stand over the toilet with the lid up so the hair falls in the toilet or you can just sweep the hair up off the floor. Flick your shaver on and begin to shave from the top to the bottom lifting up your balls or scrotum and stretching you scrotum or balls skin. Ensuring that you get all the pubes.

3


Balla PowderSoothing

To stop any itch of you balls or scrotum use balla powder this will relieve any itching that occurs from you shaving. Balla powder is a talc for men that does not contain any asbestos in its ingredients.
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Read more: How to Shave your Balls | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_5618307_shave-balls.html#ixzz12N7I5sOK

http://www.ehow.com/how_4464455_repel-evil-spirits.html

bolded emphasis in that last paragraph is mine btw

competing opinion:

How to Shave Balls
By cbuhrer, eHow Member
I want to do this! What's This? ..
User-Submitted Article

Shaving your balls can be a tricky process. I'm here to make that jungle look a little bit more like the yankess infield

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Instructions.Things You'll Need:
preshave perhaps, shaving cream, razor, patience, and after shave perhaps.

1
I always shave my balls in the shower, so should you. There something about the steam and the heat that makes it an easier task, plus less of a mess to clean

2
Load up on the shaving cream, then slowly start shaving

3
you have to go slow its the key other wise were going to have some nicks

4
if you go over a spot and its not totally clean, just reapply some more cream and go over the spot again.

5
Shaving your balls is an important part of a mans life because girls flat out do not like hairy sacs.

6
another thing to try if your worried about using a razor go with an electric trimmer and you wont have to actually touch the skin.

7
Finally make sure you get the gutch and make your woman proud.

8
also use after shave its a good idea
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Read more: How to Shave Balls | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_5663136_shave-balls.html#ixzz12N8w0QPa

http://www.ehow.com/how_4456794_ruin-marriage-men.html

what the hell

I stay out of the sun and practice s0d0my.

for the thrifty:

http://www.ehow.com/how_4495402_make-liquid-soap-from-leftover.html

Place the freshly filled bottle near a sink and enjoy a decadent, recycled liquid hand soap.

these reused soap slivers make me feel like i am an aristocrat in pre-revolutionary france

http://www.ehow.com/how_4456794_ruin-marriage-men.html

what the hell

awesome

I think this woman was having a bad day:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2034797_articles-through-stabbing-case-pinkeye.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hiUuL5uTKc

instinct, i guess

doggy style

"I do it clean."

http://www.billboard.com/images/pref_images/p12108ve93a.jpg

i dont do anything until i've had my coffee.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9554/91078942.jpg

i try to get the pan good and hot before putting oil in, then let that heat up before adding the first ingredients

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women

With lots of terrified, blind flailing.

I do it reverse cowgirl style

With a teaspoon of sugar in oatmeal.

Firstly I get a little bit of Monica in my life. Secondly I get little bit of Erica by my side. Then I get a little bit of Rina, Tina, Sandra and Jessica. Finally I get a little bit of Mary all night long

best I can

brilliant thread idea imo, everyone deserves to have this question asked of them.

guy asked me this in conversation once, out of the blue. he's a good friend now but wasn't at the time. I'd nothing prepared for him and he seemed disappointed, but refused to narrow the terms of the question. strange.

nothing to be done.