RIP Banaka

thread of aptly unsentimental farewell to our intrepid brethren who flew too close to the sun

Death, the most dreaded of evils, is therefore of no concern to us; for while we exist death is not present, and when death is present we no longer exist.
Epicurus

..and I have so many unanswered questions that need fielding

Considering LBs sock history I should have known better ;_;

i'll never believe in anything again

mod is a crul ringmaster

banaka...bloomed too soon

if he can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too

goodfellas

xxxxxp wait a minute, latebloomer's had more than one sock? This is news to me!

Yeah, the ever popular Ned Raggett and the überbrit l0u1s jagg3r, two of the more successful Latebloomer socks.

i'm stirrin', i'm stirrin'

― banaka, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:33 (33 minutes ago) Permalink

We think of that line in this film as a silent protest.

― banaka, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 22:35 (31 minutes ago)

the time it takes someone to realize they accidentally posted under a sock acct?

― da croupier, Thursday, 23 September 2010 00:08 (3 weeks ago)

that was pretty great but there's something a little ~convenient~ about the wdyll mishap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

if one of them had to go, i dont see why it had to be banaka tbh

that was pretty great but there's something a little ~convenient~ about the wdyll mishap

― entrylev leviev (nakhchivan), Monday, October 18, 2010 2:05 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

oh no, if i was going to deliberately out him i wouldn't have done it with a pic of me doing karaoke. still, lolz it happened that way.

Like a twister, they were born to walk alone.

Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

pretty much the best way for him to go out imo

RIP. Heaven needed a brainwashed breath spray knockoff.

i had some new plot developments in store for banaka too, such as the banaka collective being descended from the bavarian illuminati.

probably best that never came to fruition

Think I missed most of this dude's posts. Anyone want to summarize?

submit

What "cult" was lil' banaka supposed to have been a part of? Did you have anything specific in mind?

banaka was an .xls of the ~human experience~

jaymc:

mechanifesto

banaka are fielding questions

do u think i should get a new iphone?

― chill.wav (Lamp), Monday, August 23, 2010 1:40 AM (1 month ago)

tbh i'm not a fan of implausible socks unless they're screaming about banging their grandma, but the terminator gifs were a+ recovery

I would just like to point out that I have been otm

banakacentral: hey asshole if u arent gonna play give us yr login & pw
cavaticafan: u gotta stop buggin me dude I srsly dont care abt yr deal
banakacentral: quit bein a dick and give me the login i got some political shit 2 get off my chest
cavaticafan: i dont have 2 do shit
banakacentral: well i will post yr pic to wdyll like then under some other login
cavaticafan: no! you fuckin dick
banakacentral: we play 4 keeps here at banaka
cavaticafan: ban✧✧✧@easyn✧✧✧.c✧✧ and the pass is allorganic
banakacentral: somebody could have guessed that pass from your posts dumbass
cavaticafan: who gives a shit
banakacentral: is your banking password 'checkingaccount'
cavaticafan: plz fuck off, blocking u now
banakacentral: no we are blocking u now, fuck u
cavaticafan: fu2

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, September 17, 2010 10:28 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

can't believe underrated aerosmith X I have Y is actually a latebloomer sock

kinda bummed we never got a "banaka are reviewing records" thread

that would have been fun, for sure

yeah, def good for 2-3 blown sign-ins

like banaka could review a vinyl double-lp favorably because of all the compostable material in the sleeve

i didnt see that latebloomer outed himself, can i just say i called it a long time ago

permalink or it didnt happen

he slipped up here

banaka are fielding questions

but i didnt want to call him out so i posted in the on sockpuppets thread

On Sockpuppets

but i think i had it pegged as lb since before that, i mean, if u know the ilx sock masters thats really the only person it could have been

oh man I totally missed that lb who says we haven't post. good call

http://io9.com/5697260/why-happiness-is-actually-a-psychological-disorder

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51etbx4Vx8L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/images/banaka

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/HathBrad/INTERNET%20DOWNLOADS/ANIMATED%20GIFS/1237977458_thumbsup-terminator.gif

It was so sad when they hacked latebloomer's account and pretended they were him.

http://redriverpak.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/welcome-back-kotter.jpg

Is this the closest we have to a Banaka appreciation thread? I appreciate Banaka.

banaka is needed now more than ever

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/dfnxwlBNXJgl.jpg

Sadly you'll have shell out some $$$ for Banaka content
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Of course, all options come pre-installed with the love and care that has become synonymous with the Banaka brand.

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take my money

Skrillex is superior to any music featuring a guitar. That said, he should be killed.

― Banaka™ (banaka), Wednesday, August 15, 2012 7:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and of course the all timer....

tell us a joke

― sleepingbag, Friday, September 17, 2010 4:32 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"free will"

― banaka, Friday, September 17, 2010 4:33 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Greatest

Could you please return to us, we need a messiah