The dumbest of Mark McGrath's tattoos

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
the word "IRISH" in ivy from shoulder to shoulder on back 14
"ROLEX" + logo on right waist 12
Cadillac logo on right hip 5
blue star surrounded by a spiderweb on left elbow 4
'Mc' tramp stamp 4
Asian symbols on left wrist 4
praying hands holding a rosary on right pec 3
"In Memory of *rose* Lynn" on right forearm 1
3 shamrocks on left hip/buttock 1
the letter 'M' on left pec 1
shamrock on right wrist 1
"Lola" with pawprint on right forearm 1
the letter 'S' above belly button 0
blue rose on left forearm 0
shamrock on right elbow 0


Uh I'm Steven Tyler (HI DERE), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

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markers, Monday, 18 October 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

Voted three shamrocks because of reason cited: 3 Shamrocks located on Mark's left hip/butt cheek. He got this tattoo for Mickey's 30oz. beers.

Mickey's is the worst!

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

either rolex or irish

O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

Sad thing is I just look at him and think "Yeah...that's Costa Mesa."

Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 October 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

My friend called getting little tats of random shit all over yourself "decal tattooing" because it looks like you slapped little stickers all over your arms. Mark going crazy with the after St Patrick's Day clearance sale stickers!

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

the giant irish shit across his back.

definatelypoopsmcgee (chrisv2010), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

The star on his elbow is sub-par even for this aesthetic.

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

although the cadillac and rolex ones are pretty gay.

definatelypoopsmcgee (chrisv2010), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

the Rolex one cracks me the fuck up

Uh I'm Steven Tyler (HI DERE), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

and one of the most painful places to get that dumb shit tattooed.

definatelypoopsmcgee (chrisv2010), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

The Cadillac one is o_0

A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

The word and logo of Rolex located on right side of Mark's waist. He got this tattoo becasue he lost a $100 bet.

What?

I taste like the Tub Girl's back in "The Shining". (Jesse), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

mc tramp stamp

S Beez Wit the Remedy (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

a lot of people see to get a cadillac logo tattooed on them...for what, status?
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definatelypoopsmcgee (chrisv2010), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe they are bid fans of the Bo Diddley song?

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

It means they're a sweet ride.

da croupier, Monday, 18 October 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

maybe it means they're music sucks.

definatelypoopsmcgee (chrisv2010), Monday, 18 October 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

great point

markers, Monday, 18 October 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

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tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Monday, 18 October 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

in theory i am totally pro people who get tattoos at random like this, it seems like they're comfortable with themselves and random chance in a way i'm pretty envious of tbh, but oh god the star on the elbow is hi de ous

peter pears architecture (c sharp major), Monday, 18 October 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

coming from someone who has 10 tattoos, most of his are shit.

definatelypoopsmcgee (chrisv2010), Monday, 18 October 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

the work is garbage.

definatelypoopsmcgee (chrisv2010), Monday, 18 October 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

"asian symbols"

goole, Monday, 18 October 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

IRISH

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Monday, 18 October 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

Tried to get "Boondock" on his taint but the artist wouldn't go for it

da croupier, Monday, 18 October 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

haha.

definatelypoopsmcgee (chrisv2010), Monday, 18 October 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

ok so if he got a tattoo dedicated to his memere, then that would imply he is at least part French of some variety, so the all this IRISH shamrock is pretty bullshit fronting imho

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Monday, 18 October 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

Dude all you have to do in America is have a Mc– in your name and you get to celebrate being Irish however you choose, whether it be getting a bunch of fucking shamrocks inked into your skin like this guy, or getting all misty-eyed about Angela's Ashes and complaining about how Irish people had it worse than black people, if you're my dad.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 18 October 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

Like my mom's not Irish at all, we're basically like whatevereth generation white people, but my dad still all tells his kids, "You are so lucky you're Irish."

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 18 October 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

SOrry for the crazy dad derail :\

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Monday, 18 October 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

haha i have no irish blood in me, this is beyond my experience

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Monday, 18 October 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

went w/ ROLEX

dmr, Monday, 18 October 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

tramp stamp just on principle

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Monday, 18 October 2010 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

guys

3 Shamrocks located on Mark's left hip/butt cheek. He got this tattoo for Mickey's 30oz. beers.

the other ones can't compete w/this

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 18 October 2010 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

The word "Rolex" along with the logo on the right side of his waist. He got this tattoo because he lost a $100 bet.

the only thing between this guy and a shitty tattoo is some beer and a bet

third sock from the sun (latebloomer), Monday, 18 October 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

wait

third sock from the sun (latebloomer), Monday, 18 October 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

I don't get it. What was the bet? "I'll bet you $100 that I won't get the word "Rolex" tattooed on my waist!" Later: "Oh shit, I owe you $100!"

I taste like the Tub Girl's back in "The Shining". (Jesse), Monday, 18 October 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

It seems like the stakes of the bet would have to be the tattoo, not the money.

I taste like the Tub Girl's back in "The Shining". (Jesse), Monday, 18 October 2010 19:47 (fifteen years ago)

tbh that is the main reason why ROLEX is the frontrunner for me

MC Tramp Stamp (HI DERE), Monday, 18 October 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

ya dont get the $100 thing

george pimpton (s1ocki), Monday, 18 October 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

lol this thread is already #7 on a Google search for "mark mcgrath rolex tattoo"

MC Tramp Stamp (HI DERE), Monday, 18 October 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

i think the server can take it

goole, Monday, 18 October 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sad to do it, but I'm crediting the caption writer's poor description as the explanation for the $100/tattoo thing. I would rather it be something ridiculous.

I taste like the Tub Girl's back in "The Shining". (Jesse), Monday, 18 October 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

"asian symbols"

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Looks like the character 家. I guess he asked for something that means 'family'?

↱HEAVEN↗ (CONGO, M.D.), Monday, 18 October 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

'irish' cause it means boondocks saints is probably his favorite movie

iatee, Monday, 18 October 2010 22:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/15/mark-mcgrath-my-dumbest-tattoo-is/

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Monday, 18 October 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

'Mc' tramp stamp

Does Nick Cannon know?

I've played polar pool for far too long (MintIce), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

the word "IRISH" in ivy from shoulder to shoulder on back

at least most of the other ones look 'okay', regardless of what you think of getting the rolex logo tattooed on your side, but the IRISH tattoo just looks really terribly done

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

Looks like the character 家. I guess he asked for something that means 'family'?

― ↱HEAVEN↗ (CONGO, M.D.), Monday, October 18, 2010 2:57 PM

even worse some older jp guys refer to their wives as this kinda derogatorily. kinda like "my bitch".

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 30 October 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

this thread gets more amazing.

"Steve from Smash Mouth and Mark got drunk and then got tattoos to signify the first letter of their band name."

getting drunk and deciding to get a tattoo with and because of the dude from Smash Mouth

and how the website is hosted on tripod.com

I'm dying, squirtle.

Cunga, Sunday, 31 October 2010 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

even worse some older jp guys refer to their wives as this kinda derogatorily. kinda like "my bitch".

Like "uchi" or "kazoku?" That's like saying my home. "I should call home." It's a completely standard part of the language.

Super Cub, Sunday, 31 October 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)

Honestly how many tattoos can you have signifying letters of your name?

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 31 October 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

The Rolex logo is the stupidest, although the "IRISH" one runs it a VERY close second.

For someone w that many tattoos you'd think statistically they'd have at least ONE cool one, even if they'd all been chosen totally at random, but not in this guy's case.

Pashmina, Sunday, 31 October 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

Praying hands is the worst by far.

Jeff, Sunday, 31 October 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

I am now realizing I should have included an "all of them" option

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Sunday, 31 October 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

rolex tatty would be AMAZING if it was on his wrist think abt it

ice cr?m, Sunday, 31 October 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

I'm surprised he doesn't have I LOVE FISH N CHIPS on his forehead

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 31 October 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

Based on the people I know who are big up on being Irish, and that are not my dad, I bet his next tattoo has Jameson in it. Or "Veritas" c/o Boondock Sts.

17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Sunday, 31 October 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 1 November 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

I went for "the letter 'M' on left pec" because it stands for both his first and last initials. Dude is really into initials - he should've just got 'em both.

Varèse Garagebande (kkvgz), Monday, 1 November 2010 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

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suggest man (crüt), Friday, 14 January 2011 07:52 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

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Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:29 (thirteen years ago)

eleven years pass...

still the Rolex one by far

Riposte Malone (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 17 December 2024 18:05 (one year ago)

I assumed this bump meant he was dead

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