It's all happened to us before - we get broken up with on AOL Instant Messenger, or in a moment of weakness, maybe one of us has sent a break-up text. What ways other than being told verbally over the phone/in-person have you been broken with, or conversely, have you broken up with someone?
― melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)
western union telegram
― only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
smoke signalcarrier pigeonnote wrapped around rock thrown through window
― "I am a fairly respected poster." (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)
written with sparkler in time-lapse photograph
― only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
She moved - no forwarding address (also stole my car)
Received written invitation to her wedding
A baseball bat to the shins hurts a lot
e-card inviting me to splitsville
Apparently she didn't care that Innocent II banned the crossbow
― A Reclaimer Hewn With (Michael White), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)
she introduced me as her first husband
― only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
Origami fortune teller
― kkvgz, Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
kything
― 17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)
machete
― O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
vulcan nerve pinch
― only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)
^ she knew that was a dealbreaker
ha I was going to clarify that as "vulcan nerve pinch... to the GROIN"
― O'Donnell and the Brain (HI DERE), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:31 (fifteen years ago)
asbo
― Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
mix tape.
― thebingo2010 (chrisv2010), Thursday, 21 October 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)
banged her friend.
plastic surgery + identity change
― melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)
woken up in bathtub of ice, kidney missing, break-up note scrawled in blood on mirror
― "I am a fairly respected poster." (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
Incepted
― melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
written in the stars
― "I am a fairly respected poster." (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
Threw him into a crack in the space time continuum.
― romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
got a whistle and warped to a different level
― melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
sent a messenger to inform me that she was in another castle SEVEN TIMES
― melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
faked death
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 01:57 (nine years ago)
Ghosted and been ghosted
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 07:41 (nine years ago)
Str8 up just died
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 07:57 (nine years ago)
My last ltr ended with an email sent in the middle of the night, with no obvious foreshadowing (although certain things became more obvious in hindsight). Which is pretty much the entire reason why she isn't in my life in any capacity at this point. But also because I'm dead.
― Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 12:39 (nine years ago)
alphabetti spaghetti surprise
― all olly murs' lemurs (ledge), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 12:46 (nine years ago)
Easter egg on a "commemorate a happy event" DVD package I bought
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 13:15 (nine years ago)
got four other singers together and performed a barbershop breakup tune, "Have Your Stuff Out By tomorrow"
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 13:29 (nine years ago)