menswear

http://fuckyeahmenswear.tumblr.com/

What happens to a man that wakes up one morning, and out steezes himself?
Walking down a Soho street.
Filling up SD cards.
Crashing servers.
Like usual.
Caught my reflection in the lens of a DSLR.
Saw the face of God.
He said one word.
“Crispy.”

love this guy

The ballad of solo steez.

A G’d up Lucifer.

Banished from Heaven for stunting on Yahweh.

Exiled from the blogosphere.

Brought before the inquisition.

My charge?

It’s blasphemous how on point my shit is.

Deuces to the LES.

Trading open bars for open skies.

One last round of LOLZ and Mexican Cokes with the squad?

Nah.

No goodbyes this times.

Peaced out quicker than Draper with a jumpoff.

haha really funny...and weird.

at first i had no idea . . . then i thought it might be a hipster runoff spinoff . . . then i just started laughing my ass off

The streets have spoken.

Buzzin’ about that Etsy new, new.

But you gotta come rugged.

Or these dudes won’t bite.

Thinking to myself.

We got grannies selling kitten shaped pillows up in this bitch.

And that shit is not hood.

We got BK shorties slanging homemade needlecraft up in this bitch.

And that shit is not hood.

meh

hro is funnier imo

disqualified because of "fuckyeah"

pretty sure the fuck yeah is a 'fuck yeah.' only one hro, sure, but this isn't that off

Late last night I had a vision.

A world with no blogs.

No Tumblr.

No Twitter.

Not even fucking elbow patches.

It was horrible.

In a world without swag how does one stunt?

How does one stunt in a world without swag?

haha

think i know who is behind this!

pretty sure the fuck yeah is a 'fuck yeah.'

what does this mean

it means that it is likely 'ironic'

if it's the guy i suspect it is he is massively into fashion in a non-ironic way. just a really hateful/hilarious person

http://youalldidthis.tumblr.com/

While you were outside of a Starbucks.

Tweeting low-res pics of your hindquarters.

Showing off your crotch blowout.

I was in a fucking mine shaft.

Fading my selvedge.

And reading Glenn O’Drama’s bio.

On my iPad.

You city slickers slay me.

"go to hell pants sewn by demons" fucking kills me

plus the ties one is hilarious

wtf is anyone even talking about

this guy writes like drunk hoos

I’m chillin’ in the Sierra Nevada.

Somewhere near Kings Canyon.

Bacon the Sun

keep on reading the thread title as 'men swear' and thinking 'damn right they do'

fuck yeah men swear

Oct 26, 2010
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Peep my boys real quick. Left to right: Raiders of The Lost Steez, The Temple of Jawnz, The Last Reblog Kingdom of The Crystal Topsiders got axed from the pic. Damn right we kicked him out the frame. Dude’s a filthy poseur. He’s off right. Drinking a PBR tallboy and wishing he was as rugged as his homies. Wishing he was sipping on some Natty chrome. Size 11.5 C rims. Spinners. Motherfuckers think I’m moonwalking when I’m standing still. Mesmerized by my Aldie orthos. Beards for my feet. Every scratch and scuff shows the haters were I’ve been. Check the agenda. Tradeshows from Vegas to Milan. Cutting checks. Making deals. Slaying bitties. Slanging exclusive makeups like white girl. Can’t stop. Won’t stop. Chromexcel Records. Cause we get down. Cause we get down, baby. The Japanese, they love us.

Peep my boys real quick.

Left to right: Raiders of The Lost Steez, The Temple of Jawnz, The Last Reblog

Kingdom of The Crystal Topsiders got axed from the pic.

Damn right we kicked him out the frame.

Dude’s a filthy poseur.

He’s off right.

Drinking a PBR tallboy and wishing he was as rugged as his homies.

Wishing he was sipping on some Natty chrome.

Size 11.5 C rims.

Spinners.

Motherfuckers think I’m moonwalking when I’m standing still.

Mesmerized by my Aldie orthos.

Beards for my feet.

Every scratch and scuff shows the haters were I’ve been.

Check the agenda.

Tradeshows from Vegas to Milan.

Cutting checks.

Making deals.

Slaying bitties.

Slanging exclusive makeups like white girl.

Can’t stop.

Won’t stop.

Chromexcel Records.

Cause we get down.

Cause we get down, baby.

The Japanese, they love us.
Oct 26, 2010
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Where the fuck am I? You can’t see me. That’s right. Fort made of Filsons. I’m buried under here. With your girl. Told her she “might as well have the best” ™ She agreed. While you’re out at flea markets trying on dead people’s clothes, I’m in my fort playing make-believe. Make believing I’m not on that next level Cookie Crisp. Make believing I’m not breakin’ owls’ necks when I’m out all night steezing. Make believing I’m not your favorite blogger. Never gonna grow up. Wearing my forest green Macky Cruiser. No fucking pants on. Fly as shit. Call me Patina Peter Pan. So fucking fly. In my fort made of Filsons.

Where the fuck am I?

You can’t see me.

That’s right.

Fort made of Filsons.

I’m buried under here.

With your girl.

Told her she “might as well have the best” ™

She agreed.

looooooooool

woops that was only supposed to be the bottom 9 lines

When your hoarding is this fresh.
There is no need for a fucking intervention.
Friends and fam bumrushed the crib.
Thought a therapist and a camera crew could halt my swag.
After 5 minutes they got the hell outta there.
Realized they were underdressed.

We took him out of school 2 years ago.

So he could blog full time.

His diffusion line for Heelys hits Target next month.

Apparently it’s Jil inspired.

I’ve only seen the sketches.

You probably heard him at SXSW.

Moderating a panel with Lil Gevi.

And that dude who created Mad Men’s son.

Talking about the merits of social media.

^^^ solar flare

this shit is magnificent

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lazr3bRFCq1qetbkqo1_500.jpg

Saturday.

4am.

On the train to the Rockaways.

Me in my skinny fit chinos and L.L. Breezys.

Him in his purp gloves and carrot nose.

Both of us trending so fucking hard.

this whole collabo tumblr of tumblr type junk is kinda what will always keep me checking in on ye olde madmoddin grounds
props to kamerad for the OP. google noted the whole shebang about the kid in white jeans. this all kinds of boxes up and ships bullshit technician for a standing lunch imo

120% agree w/ ice on snowman post too
I am adopting "LL Breezy" and going to pretend I made that up for as long as nobody asks "did you make that up"

I will never buy another book from urban outfitters - pretty sure I am comfortable in the admission that this may have actually been done by me, although I couldn't name the book, and I suppose that's typical - but if there was a book of these, I would buy that.

does he have one about this blazer
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0FjPCtl8nPY/S965pvrlOuI/AAAAAAAAHAQ/r3Co3yYbq-c/s400/Picture+4.png
cause I have worn that shit to the job

and I am in government

just closed on a whole street in the vineyard

only cuz the awnings matched my blazer

swagging on real estate off the rolled cuff

stashing contracts iller than bisonte

handsewn cobblestones under my cordovan

its not a pop-up its a monopoly

cripsiest of monocles

we own this shit

vacating elderly taffy shop owners

only our swag is sticky here

not bad at all!

I call my dick my pussy.

My crotch got so many whiskers.

Charlie Sheen to thread. Needs freshening up.

i guess it was inevitable...

http://www.ovadiaandsons.com/shop/products/Tan-Cotton-Paint-Splatter-Cutoff-Short.html

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ka3oiCSO1qcidxzo1_500.jpg

Tan English cotton distressed shorts with hand paint splatter. Finished with a cutoff bottom for a worn in vintage feel.

*Each pair is made by hand and photo may differ from actual item.

Button Waistband Closure
Belt Loops
2 Back Pockets With Button Closure
Hidden Watch Pocket
Zipper Fly Split Waistband
Piped Seams
100% Cotton
Made in USA

$195 for that

thank you that blog is hilarious

can't wait for the rugged casual version that's going to wreck all my shit

http://textbook.tumblr.com/post/33230905926/fuck-yeah-menswear

video trailer for the book

i don't even

FYMW throws us into the inherently absurdist and often ridiculous world of men's fashion, while still providing on point, curated advice. The "editors" of FYMW flex and floss (flip to the glossary if you get lost in the language) on must-have wardrobe essentials and the nuances of owning one's look so you'll never be dressed by the Internet again. FYMW includes everything that devoted fans of the Tumblr blog love (biting wit and raps about dope swag and Barney Pressman), plus new sections where the authors dissect the finer points of denim care and approve collections for the masculine fashion enthusiast.

This is the book for fashionistos who love to ridicule runway looks, always flip to the "Look Book" page of New York Magazine first, and spend their lunch hours secretly trolling Gilt for the latest sales. But the particular chord that FYMW hits, both satirical and stylish, speaks to an even wider audience: everyone from the finance guys with high-end tastes to the trendsetters that scoff at them — even the girlfriends and wives will appreciate the sandpaper dry wit and front-row, insider knowledge of the fashion world. FYMW will surely be found gracing the glossy surfaces of the best coffee tables (and haute couture credenzas) everywhere.

EVEN THE GIRLFRIENDS AND WIVES WILL APPRECIATE IT, can you even imagine

RAPS ABOUT DOPE SWAG

I will never buy another book from urban outfitters - pretty sure I am comfortable in the admission that this may have actually been done by me, although I couldn't name the book, and I suppose that's typical - but if there was a book of these, I would buy that.

― El Tomboto

paging tombot

This morning in the slushy streets I walked behind a sharply dressed young guy who was wearing ACTUAL RUBBERS, like dads used to wear to church, but all the way to his office. That made me really happy, I have to say.

like, overshoes? i have yet to see them in the wild.

Yeah!!! We called them rubbers--is that weird?

in case you haven't noticed i really kinda hate this whole FYMW thing, like more than i reasonably should, so sorry everybody

haha it's not weird, i have seen many a blog post about overshoes but they don't seem applicable to my lifestyle. since if it's shitty weather i can just wear boots.

Galoshes is the proper name for them, i think.

some of the writing on FYMW is really beautiful, i think.

How odd, they're the first result for galoshes! I thought those were only boots.

i can admit that fymw has some clever turns of phrase but that's not really what i take issue with. i don't know quite how to articulate my dislike clearly without sounding bitter, but i feel like the unbridled braggadocio of fymw is actually pretty representative of the privileged demographic that it caters to. fymw is certainly a caricature of that attitude, yeah, but it's not really satire. it's all springs from a pretty fratty cabal of menswear bloggers and tbh it just feels like a circle-jerk of inside jokes and designer shibboleths, punctuated by young moneyed white dudes captioning their dslr outfit posts with "WE OUT HERE"

basically what i'm saying is that any tongue-in-cheek style manual should be measured against the preppy handbook, found wanting, and then burned in a kerosene fire

i agree with you, pretty much (the post before that last one, anyway) - i actually find FYMW clever and often beautifully written (and beautiful in itself, really!) while finding the whole thing utterly depressing

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/15/fashion/hip-hop-as-bravado-and-legacy-for-mens-fashion.html

THE INEVITABLE TIMES PIECE about hip hop & menswear

DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO PUNCH THEIR SMUG FACES? i know i do.

http://storyboard.tumblr.com/post/36590712711/trapped-in-the-tumblr-closet-fuck-yeah-menswear

yes

can we please punch them?

please

when you punch, punch crisply

bespoke this you natty fucks

http://cdn4.dualshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Quentin-Crisp-Quote.jpg

Thoughts on this parka? I need a warm winter coat still and I have a gift certificate. Can't decide if this one is slightly cheesy or if it's just the brand name that's cheesy

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/vince-camuto-quilted-hooded-anorak/3528518?origin=category-personalizedsort&contextualcategoryid=0&fashionColor=GREY&resultback=615&cm_sp=personalizedsort-_-browseresults-_-1_2_D

looks warm, go for it

u like the charcoal or the grey better?

Meant to add this to the other menswear thread fwiw

i like the gray, the charcoal is less interesting but also fine