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First, take the quiz at www.humanforsale.com. Then come back and report your results. (You might want to give them an email address you don't care about, as I think this is just an elaborate way to harvest email addresses.)

I ended up being worth $2,536,412.00.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'll give you 2,000,456.

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't make me laugh. Come with a serious offer or go home.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am free with purchase of happy meal

― Mike Hanle y, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am worth $2,257,344.00.

― Ally, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't be bought... No resale value.

― Cryosmurf, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally, is that including the dog?

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THE DOG IS SEPARATE.

Oops.

― aLLY, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am worth $1,795,490.00.

― Melissa W, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

PEOPLE: Please note that you have just provided a marketer's wet dream worth of demographic information about yourself, along with your email address.

Yeah. I did that too. Then I thought about it for one lousy second.

― Nitsuh, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

$1,828,862.00. So there.

― DG, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I gave them one of my crap e-mail addresses that I use for that sort of junk. And my worth was close to Ally's - I deleted the link to the exact number.

― Kerry, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fuck that, I refuse to take any survey with such an obvious North American bias. I don't live in ANY state, and I'm not going to give my salary in $, now fuck off.

― Kate the Saint, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

$2,146,480.00. But, of course I had to guess about the education bit, grade point average? Sat score?...and I lied and said I was from New Hampshire.

― jel, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is New Hampshire a nice place to live?

― jel, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

$1,743,290. I had to lie a bit too and I said I was from NY.

― , Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm yet to receive a reply so I must conclude I am worthless. I'm just off to record a Linkin Park album about my trauma.

― Graham, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

people should b measured in butterflies or smiling children, not filthy amercian dollars.

― junichiro, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't know about you folks, I thinkk you are all selling yourselves short ... Therefore, I say priceless... :)

― Gale Deslongchamps, Tuesday, 7 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

junichiro, in Crazy Town singles? No, thanks. The whole thing was sexist. I am worth *more* because I am a woman. And European.

― nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm anyone's for a pint. Oh sorry, was that not the question?

― Tom, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom, depends on what brew. Kwak? Hoegaarden? I love the way English people pronounce the latter. Ho-garden.

― nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The company has blocked the site, maybe they are afraid that if we all find we are worth several million dollars we will all demand a raise.

― Emma, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You mean it's NOT pronounced ho-garden?! Pray tell!

― AP, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The word "ho" is rapidly becoming the word of the Summer. Should we stop using it because it is demeaning I wonder?

― Tom, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's HOO-GARDEN, as I am now almost tired of telling everyone. Nathalie - you try asking for it that way in an English bar. It's worse than calling the second Joy Division album Clozer.

― Nick, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think it's supposed to be pronounced Hoo-harh'hen, but British barmen don't understand what you're talking about if you say it that way.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is there a special way of saying Staropramen (not 'special' but special)? My mates once encountered a man in a pub who was so bewildered by the difficulty of pronouncing the word (and was too pissed to ask for a pint of Star like any normal person) that he exploded, or something.

― Emma, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who-h-ar-dun is more or less the way you pronounce it.

May I recommend a Kwak? Fantastic glasses! I tried looking up a site which has a picture of it... but only found Jim, and Myung Sun Yung Kwak sites. Huh?

― nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

just over 2 mil, cheap at twice the price.

there's no special way of pronouncing Staropromen no, nor Budvar. Just as it's spelt does fine in Prague.

― cabbage, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

$6,000,000.

― Steve Austin, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah right, that'd be LIRE.

― nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

$2,398,514. If you look at the top-rateds on each gender the males get more money. Sexist twunts.

― suzy, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

$1,661,940.00.

― anthony, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suzy, if they're basing their assessments on current 'market values' (uh however those are got) then is it sexist?

― Josh, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If the market values are sexist in themselves, then yes. However I just tried it using all same answers where applicable (umm, penis size? gave myself only seven) and came back with same figure as girlwise.

― suzy, Wednesday, 8 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm worth $2,095,600. Being from Arkansas probably hurt my value...a lot.

― Lindsey B, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suzy - I meant, if they're just being predictive, that's sexist?

― Josh, Saturday, 11 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

$2,191,632.00. I apparently have gone down in value significantly.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

$1,842,936.00.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I was once asked this question at a party in ojai, ca.

some chaw chewing bumpkin was asking me how much I wanted to put up if we fought for money..

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just waiting for spam to start rolling in to my work address now.

― tombot, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I can afford to buy you if I sell off part of myself!!! That's great news.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"You are worth exactly: $1,599,258.00"
I guessed at an SAT score seeing as I've never taken it (I would probably score higher than 1200 but in the interests of conservatism that's what I put). I wonder how much weight that had? I'M PRACTICALLY WORTHLESS.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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― "haha", Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

You are worth exactly: $2,001,030.00. I would've preferred a range, but an exact amount is okay, I suppose. I need to find out what on me is worth that $1030 so I can trade it for some drums.

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

-£250,000 although I don't owe the phone company anything anymore.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

$2,092,720.00.

how the fuck are perry and kearny worth more than me?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

It smells rutgers on you

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, for starters I can spell my name correctly!

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

yo, rutgers-smellin' me is worth more than utenn-smellin' you!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

You are worth exactly: $1,497,018.00.

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah me!

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm really kind of disappointed my 10" penis isn't worth more.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm curious how much penis is worth per inch.

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh, hello? Have I not been like loud enough recently or something?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

$2,461,510.00

Maybe this is because I have seen Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 4 times.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

$2,002,358.00

well that is a nice amount. it must be TOO MANY DRUGS

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

$2,019,630.00.

Okay but who's buying people at these rates?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY THE FUCK DID I GET A JD AND AN LL.M. IF I'M NOT WORTH AT LEAST 2X THE GOING-RATE OF THE RUN-OF-THE-MILL ILX MUTHAFUCKA?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely that question answers itself then, eh?

― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

$2,504,990.00: which I find to be offensive.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I suspect that the equations involved deal with comparitive scarceness and not actually any going rate on parts = if you are ethnic in any fashion you get bonus points. Frankly I doubt that anybody who knows me even marginally would think of me as being common in any sense except for skin tone and gender. Don't sweat it folks, if I'm only worth 1.8 million then those of you I count as friends are frankly SOLID EUROPIUM.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i am worth exactly: $1,940,148.00.

pony up, world!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

$2,002,906.00

bring it on mo'fos

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:49 (twenty-two years ago)

You are worth exactly: $2,397,404.00.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

LUna I knew you were hot property.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

You are worth exactly: $1,960,448.00. apparently i am not as expensive as most of you. however, i assure you that i am not cheap!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

we are worth almost the same!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

$1,935,242.00. I had to lie and say I live in Florida. And make up SAT scores and GPA.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

$1,786,030.00.

I missed out the GPA and SAT this time.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

1,778,050.00

but i said i lived in Pennsylvania

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

You are worth exactly: $2,138,580.00.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, I am worth $3,182,550.00. I am definitely willing to offer a nice discount to the right customer though.

― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe i am worth less because i'm used.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

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