m bison live-blogs his online defensive driving course

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ok srsly that line was literally pulled from a simpsons episode

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

list of terrible impressions so far:
homer and marge simpson
christopher walken
unsolved mysteries guy

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

btw i am doing the "comedy" defensive driving course because i thought i would hate it less than a str8forward one. i am almost certain i made the wrong choice now.

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

ok this ben stein impression is just like the fucking tom brokaw one

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

whoaaaaaa look a "hot" flash cartoon lady with wide hips whoa i cant believe this helping me get out of a ticket

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

hahahaha omg the terminator became governor???????????

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

why is chrstopher walken driving a hemi?

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

like, its a car that is called a hemi

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

lol women be yakkin and gettin in wrecks!!!

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

i mean if a poorly rendered flash cartoon of christopher walken says its true, fuck

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

man i don't know if i can keep this h8rade flowing, come into this thread if u have done one of these things b4

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

suggestion 4 getting into a war of words: change the subject OR pull over and have a big fight. noted.

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

just 2 be claer, it is not marge and homer in full yellow, it is a cartoon of a dude putting a marge or homer mask in front of his face.

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

lol ben stein singing "i feels good" u went there dude

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

I admire your grip on sanity in the face of horrors that would cause Cthulhu to think twice.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

How do I access this?

twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.comedydefensivedriving.com/

THE BEST COMEDY SOLUTION for your traffic needs

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

there is a scene at a bar right now, and the generic beer bottle is just a blonde dude's head that says BOOZE over it

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

did they just make a joke at the expense of the nation of ecuador? FUCK THESE ASSHOLES.

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

why does capt jack sparrow look like capt smack addict

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

oh word cos these motherfuckers cant draw for shit

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

way 2 riff on the pledge of allegiance, AMERICA HATERS

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

"i haven't seen that many checks since the stars played the red wings" (czechs!!!!)

this joke sux balls, the red wings hardly ever have any czech players, IDIOTS

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

disgustingly obese nerd character in star trek costume...goes on a lord of the rings riff

*loads handgun*

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

4 out of 4 questions answered correctly, but that question with the red sox-yankees answer choice was a nail-biter tho

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

court-ordered break is over, time to ROCK N ROLL

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

....

FUCKING WALKEN

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

I think if I ever have to take an online defensive driving course, I will take the non-comedy one. (Dramatic Defensive Driving?) This sounds like a nightmare.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

it is, abz, it is

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

right now, they are doing a bill cosby pudding-pink floyd the wall riff

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

Stay strong, my friend.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

i should have done more research and looked for ones with grisly car crashes

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

oh god dude from queer eye for the straight guy is flapping his gums about road sign design whatthefuck whatthefuck whatthefuck

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

:(

amazing disorder (rip van wanko), Saturday, 13 November 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

it was the worst str8 dude doing "gay accent" of all time

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

two audio tracks are playing at the same time right now

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

this guy is supposed to be louis armstrong but they made him look like a fat neckless aziz ansari

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

I feel like this wd just offend me

twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 13 November 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

have now given up paying attention and im playing wii tennis with this on in the bckd

pusha t. washington (m bison), Saturday, 13 November 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

finished this shit like a champ fwiw btw

tuomas the spank engine (m bison), Monday, 15 November 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

debating live blogging my jury duty summonce shit tomorrow y/n?

Temple Grindin (m bison), Monday, 31 January 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

i vote yes

Mordy, Monday, 31 January 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

y

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 31 January 2011 06:59 (fourteen years ago)

bringing my ipad, will see what i can do

Temple Grindin (m bison), Monday, 31 January 2011 11:59 (fourteen years ago)

What up, in the jury rooooooooom

Temple Grindin (m bison), Monday, 31 January 2011 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

Have a lil juror button and a laminated sheet telling me of my various civic duties and such

Temple Grindin (m bison), Monday, 31 January 2011 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

isn't using phones illegal or something?

iatee, Monday, 31 January 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

or ipads rather

iatee, Monday, 31 January 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

Perhaps once selected for a jury panel, but this is like casting call, ain't no auditions yet

Temple Grindin (m bison), Monday, 31 January 2011 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

ah

iatee, Monday, 31 January 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

the judge was inordinately peppy and cheerful, and I'm like wtf is this elementary teacher happiness doing in my dour Monday morning, and then it was revealed that she had been a high school govt teacher, ohhhhhh almost nailed it

Temple Grindin (m bison), Monday, 31 January 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

iatee u may be pleased to know I was introduced to the big city concept of DIAGONAL CROSSWALKS OMG BLEW MY MIND

Temple Grindin (m bison), Monday, 31 January 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

LIKE DAMN I CAN CROSS ONCE INSTEAD OF TWICE 0_o

Temple Grindin (m bison), Monday, 31 January 2011 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

note for yr records: seating arrangements in the bexar county central jury room are just like airports, half expecting to find 6 dollar cinnabons around the corner

Temple Grindin (m bison), Monday, 31 January 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

always surprised there aren't more diagonal crosswalks, there's some very busy places near me where the green lights will be on at the same time for the _| but there's not enough time to cross both, so you always have a huge group of people making their own diagonal crosswalk on a dangerous 6 lane street

iatee, Monday, 31 January 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

hey so I didn't get selected and I met my cosmic twin all in one day, awesssssssss

Bro'd down and talked about vegan shit, WoW, medical shit, basketball, dogz, in laws, beers, cars, audio editing and engineering...think we r bffs now

Temple Grindin (m bison), Monday, 31 January 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

Whoa!! That's so rad mb

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 31 January 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

Is his name Akuma?

vienn?tta (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 31 January 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

did your new friend look like this?

http://jakemcmillan.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/annex-fonda-henry-12-angry-men_06.jpg%3Fw%3D500%26h%3D375

maurice "baby doc" chevalier (brownie), Monday, 31 January 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

lol brownie

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 31 January 2011 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

no and no, but he is studying for MCATZ and is a former MARINE and is super chill

Temple Grindin (m bison), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

semper fi

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)


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