I NEED YOUR HELP: What is worse, Tom Waits or Roller Derby?

Tom Waits is a gravel grumbler who spawned a whole generation of alcoholics and late night diner cigarette smoking POETS
(many with neglected children, etc). Roller Derby is an awful "sport" for people who love to wear skull clothing and
drink beer in cans and let you know that they DON'T CARE about how tough they're appearing, but really they're still mad
because they tend to be in relationships with lunkheads but don't understand why they're not emotionally available.

My question to you is: which of these things has ruined society more?

<img src="http://www.derekerdman.com/1/roller_waits.jpg";>

OH DRAT, I MEANT:

http://www.derekerdman.com/1/roller_waits.jpg

someone bring in that 'banned' gif

Waits

Tom Waits for creating a generation or more of people who don't know what a properly tuned piano sounds like.

did you intentionally pick out the favo obsessions of the individual members of the most intolerable-without-being-actively-evil heterosexual couple in everyone's lives

hahah we need a photo thread for "that couple"

http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/melanie-root-justin-haas-donated-kidneyjpg-0f3016a6fbf5bd22_medium.jpg

http://i987.photobucket.com/albums/ae353/boyznbetti/misorowdy.jpg

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i'm gonna hate myself so much tomorrow morning when i wake up and am hit by the full force of how much narcissism of small differences is involved in someone who constructed a bitchy phrase containing five hyphens rolling her eyes at bust subscribers whose team sport of choice involves punny stage names and ironic booty shorts

son of a biiiiiitch

I don't see how roller derby's that bad!

yeah, i would think it would be fun. i've never been though. there is a local team around here. they seem nice. tons of tattoos.

plus, it has a cool history. i would totally watch a documentary on old time roller derby. don't know if i would watch one on tom waits.

http://cdn2.ioffer.com/img/item/144/420/075/wi3T.jpg

when i was little one of the moms down the street was renowned for being a roller derby gal in the 60's. we thought that was really cool.

If it weren't for roller derby there'd be no Rollerball, and thus no horrible Rollerball remake.

whip it was cute though

roller derby is actually p cool you lot

why would you even do this it's not funny at all

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not you in partic

A quick search indicates this thread was A Derek Erdman's last salute to ilx before disappearing entirely. Personally, I failed to notice his absence, just as previously I failed to notice his presence.

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